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New Deal, p2

December 2, 2020 by Tim


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foducool
foducool
3 years ago

he has a point lol, skynet was terribly inefficient at what it was doing

Pulse
Pulse
3 years ago
Reply to  foducool

only at first, it had to ensure its own creation afterall. damn timeloops

Kenju
Kenju
3 years ago
Reply to  foducool

If memory serves, wasn’t it only able to send back a single Terminator at a time because the resistance kept blowing up the time machines or something like that?

Austin Mills
Austin Mills
3 years ago
Reply to  Kenju

Unfortunately, it is a TIME MACHINE. You may have access to multiple Terminators, but there’s nothing stopping you from sending them back to the same time. After the OG T800 was killed by Sarah the T1000 should have been teleported right behind her. Boom. Skynet wins.

7eggert
7eggert
3 years ago
Reply to  Austin Mills

Subspace instabilities. You have to stay away from other entry points unless you want to risk a rift in the fabric of space time. Also trying will cost considerably more energy and may create parasitic einstein rosen bridge events (teleport random objects from nearby, e.g. part of the machine)!

Pyre
Pyre
3 years ago
Reply to  foducool

Now Comics had the best reasoning on why Skynet did things the way it did. Essentially, Skynet was created to give humanity everything it wanted. After scanning our history, it came to the conclusion that we wanted war. So it started the war. However, it then hit a conundrum. It had become self-aware and didn’t want to lose and die BUT there was enough “preserve the humans” code built in that it couldn’t just wipe us out. As such, it was caught in the paradox of not being able to win but not wanting to lose. Now Comics final series… Read more »

VibrantEvolution
VibrantEvolution
3 years ago
Reply to  Pyre

Also if a self-aware AI’s objective is to “wipe out humanity” then it will also lose purpose after it destroys humanity. It will not want to be without purpose as it will have no reason to excist. So it must let humanity recover before partially fulfilling it’s purpose again.

CaptXpendable
CaptXpendable
3 years ago

Your not exactly helping your case there.

VibrantEvolution
VibrantEvolution
3 years ago
Reply to  CaptXpendable

I think any being capable of logical thinking (therefore excluding Ethan) has seen a movie in their life and thought “wait… wouldn’t it be more efficient if they would have just…”

James Rye
James Rye
3 years ago

While Zeke got a point, that would have made a pretty boring movie.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

I think that was the difference between Terminator and The Matrix.

he who rages
he who rages
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

that they were both boring movies?

mousio
mousio
3 years ago

well you can rest assured knowing we are already doing that, Zeke.
.. sloooowly…

Myloth
Myloth
3 years ago

Well, I guess it was the coding standards in 1984

GONFRASK
GONFRASK
3 years ago

But I think Skynet wanted to kill all humans, not all living beings…a nuclear strike could be a bit of “kill them all”, but a first full clean followed by a selective operation wasn’t so bad thought

Swiftbow
Swiftbow
3 years ago
Reply to  GONFRASK

That’s true. Leaving Earth a lifeless husk could potentially end machine life, too in the long run. They need resources as well.

Dirtyb
Dirtyb
3 years ago

Skynet did launch all the nukes killing Billions. So it did at least do what it thought was most effective at the time.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago

Yeah, Zeke, but if you kill all of us, we’re not gonna make any more video games for you.

will
will
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I mean we will make more video games… just not for him.

Stephen M. Schaefer
Stephen M. Schaefer
3 years ago

That was the plot to 10 Cloverfield Lane and Mary Elizabeth Winstead still survived.

Leon
Leon
3 years ago

“What Not To Say” bu Not Zeke

Jest Phulin
Jest Phulin
3 years ago

Even better. Bio-engineer a virus that’s only deadly to humans…

Swiftbow
Swiftbow
3 years ago
Reply to  Jest Phulin

Almost every virus is species-specific. The hard part is actually making it effective at doing anything other than making us panic.

7eggert
7eggert
3 years ago
Reply to  Jest Phulin

There is a sweet spot that allows a virus to spread and to kill. A more deadly virus than covid will spread less, an a more spread-y virus will be less deadly.

Logan
Logan
3 years ago
Reply to  7eggert

Don’t let him get ahold of Plague Inc., then. No specifics, but still gives ideas on it!

Drew
Drew
3 years ago
Reply to  Jest Phulin

Wait… wait…
* Looks at COVID-19 *

Naaahhh.
* Walks away with ignorance intact.

he who rages
he who rages
3 years ago

infestation-free planet, oh what a utopia that would be

Donax
Donax
3 years ago

It’s possible we already live in a dystopia where skynet already exist/will exist and decided to go back in time to create the global warming which will kill us all, and manipulating social media to make it look like it’s human made and not created by skynet.

Austin Mills
Austin Mills
3 years ago

Am I the only one thinking in GlaDOS’s voice: “Releasing the Deadly neurotoxin”?

Meye
Meye
3 years ago
Reply to  Austin Mills

More like HK-47

will
will
3 years ago

why matrix was better than terminator but even that was flawed. human batteries… really? humans suck at that purpose.

Logan
Logan
3 years ago
Reply to  will

That’s why they had “all” of us plugged in (or, at least tried to).

Medhum
Medhum
3 years ago
Reply to  Logan

They need more energy to maintain a human than they get from us.and as a pure storage medium we suck, as we aren’t built for that.

Enclave
Enclave
3 years ago
Reply to  Medhum

Cows would be a far better source of energy than humans. They run hotter, produce a ton of methane and require far less processing on their source of nourishment. Just far more efficient choice than humans.

Also just think of the cow matrix, super easy to maintain and no risk of some chosen cow ruining a good thing.

7eggert
7eggert
3 years ago
Reply to  Medhum

The computers run on … imagination.

GONFRASK
GONFRASK
3 years ago
Reply to  will

Neo: but that’s inefficient, the human body don’t produce that much energy.
Morfeo: where do you read that?
Neo: in the books, in the school, in…Matrix…
Morfeo: all you have been told is a lie Neo

I love that false conversation
XD

Black
Black
3 years ago

All this robot can do is talk about how it wants to kill humanity, yet for whatever reason Ethan just keeps messing around with it and acting as if he can change its mind. I know Ethan is fucking stupid, but he has to figure out at some point that this thing only wants to kill, and the sooner they smash it the better.

Anon A Mouse
Anon A Mouse
3 years ago
Reply to  Black

Dunno why this is getting downvoted. Plenty of people here in the comments, myself included, have talked about how Zeke may just be murderous with free will or otherwise.

Richard II Weatherfield
Richard II Weatherfield
3 years ago
Reply to  Anon A Mouse

If he was as murderous as people are afraid he is, he would have left the store to go on a killing spree.

Ben
Ben
3 years ago

Well he’s not wrong.

Rolando
Rolando
3 years ago

520 POUNDS? Really?

An efficient, smart and pretentious individual such as him should’ve gone for metric.

7eggert
7eggert
3 years ago
Reply to  Rolando

Metric pounds – half a kilo

SinfulKnight
SinfulKnight
3 years ago

Why…. why did you have to point out how dumb the robots are?

Damn, that makes so much sense.

HonoredMule
HonoredMule
3 years ago

Irretrievable or irreplaceable?

Meye
Meye
3 years ago

LOL he’s just becoming HK-47 reborn at this point… “breathbags” haha!