Breaking Up, p03

May 1, 2026


Breaking Up, p03

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Timothée
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Timothée
2 months ago

Of Course Ethan HAS to do it like that.

And Of Course, Ethan HAS a death diary!!

Last edited 2 months ago by Timothée
Trapsin
Trapsin
18 days ago
Reply to  Timothée

Treating them like achievements

Sweetos
Sweetos
17 days ago
Reply to  Timothée

is it not logical to keep a log of ways he’s already died? maybe he has a ranking for how painful/sudden it was as well. maybe next time he’ll do a flip

AppleNorris
AppleNorris
18 days ago

I would say that self friendly fire is not a solution, but… That’s Ethan we are talking about…

Mike
Mike
18 days ago

So if he fell into a death pit like a well…. would he just appear in the bottom of the well and have to get extracted? or would he appear at the mouth, like a good checkpoint? If he can control how far he reappears from his body, he could sneak around. but having his body vanish in front of her is a problem.

the only real way out is to walk up with a grenade taped to his hand and asking her if she wants to see a magic trick and yank the pin.

DerGrimmigeZwerg
DerGrimmigeZwerg
18 days ago
Reply to  Mike

So far he always respawned where he was, so probably at the bottom of the pit. But it could depend on the cause of death. He respawns in his last healthy state. If he got injured by the fall, the ability might determine that respawning at the bottom is unhealthy and place him outside. If he fell in without hurting himself, but died of starvation / dehydration, he’d probably respawn at the bottom.

Swiftbow
Swiftbow
18 days ago

If the well is full of water, he could drown at the bottom. Respawn in the water, and then drown again. Like a bad save state.

ears
ears
18 days ago
Reply to  Swiftbow

oh yeah, this idea definitely screams bad save state to me. Maybe even respawning mid-fall.

Rune
Rune
18 days ago
Reply to  ears

and just like that we have a futurama episode

Austin
Austin
18 days ago

I’ve noticed he actually doesn’t respawn EXACTLY where he dies. Usually it seems to be because someone is standing right there – can’t occupy the same space. So he usually respawns behind or next to his killer. Like it’s a rough approximation of where he last was instead of an exact one, making his respawns a little unpredictable.

anonymouse
anonymouse
18 days ago
Reply to  Austin

when he fought those criminals before deathblood showed up, ethan seemed to control where he could respawn. if i recall correctly at one point in the fight a criminal shotguns him, but before he can move or turn, ethan respawns behind the guy, gets him with a taser and says “yea, kind of a dick move, isnt it?”

Cypher
Cypher
15 days ago

Not always where he was. Remember the drug den he stumbled on?

DjHash
DjHash
18 days ago

Okay… we will talk about the diary later, but no. No deaths.

JozMk.II
JozMk.II
18 days ago

He has a death diary. That’s a good, morbid joke XD

ears
ears
18 days ago

I hope no super powers will be involved in the breakup. It just cannot all go right.

Daniel
Daniel
18 days ago

I liked that it was assumed he might be learning from this whole serum arc to not abuse his powers, but no – back to comfort deaths we go.
That being said: It is probably preferable to confrontation. It might be hard to sustain if they both keep living on the same city, though

Shiva
Shiva
18 days ago
Reply to  Daniel

I would guess that she will soon find a new boyfriend/victim,
Well, whenever she finally gives up on getting Ethan back And that can take time.

Prinny
Prinny
18 days ago

Y’know what would be a nice, positive ending to this?

Ethan successfully persuading Nicole to go therapy somehow. To acknowledge she’s being manipulative, cruel and selfish, and to work on that.

There’s probably no way that’s going to happen – it’s far more likely she’ll scream how he’s doing what every other guy in her life has done, that he’s used her for his ‘fun’ and is abandoning her, etc, without ever self reflecting – but I can dream 😝

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
18 days ago

Can call it Operation Dead pool!

Anhanguara
Anhanguara
18 days ago

After the Death Dealer, we proudly present the Death Collector!

Paula
Paula
18 days ago

Oh no. Ethan. You can’t break wirh someone by text! That is a vilain move.

Mor
Mor
18 days ago

When death has no consequence, there is a slight chance one will start experimenting… 😉

Xiane
Xiane
18 days ago

Ethan, this assumes she doesn’t try to collect your body and do some home taxidermy to keep you. Forever.

Boof
Boof
18 days ago

Creative solutions!

JJimbo
JJimbo
17 days ago

That death diary is the hardest* I’ve laughed at a CAD joke in awhile!

*I laugh often, but this was a good one.

Greevar
Greevar
17 days ago

Just take her sky diving and wear a sabotaged chute. Ethan will be long gone before she lands.

Geneb
Geneb
17 days ago

There’s a whole lot of pizza missing between frames 1 and 2. How fast does Lucas eat?

Mike
Mike
17 days ago
Reply to  Tim

Dibs on the one slice that’s not in either panel.

Derfman
Derfman
17 days ago

You know, that is kid of brilliant in it’s own twisted way.

Pyre
Pyre
17 days ago

Ethan needs to do the General Kregg.

If Kregg (Invincible) is able to get out of an uncomfortable meeting with 10 of his 14+ Baby Mamas with the excuse of “Oh No……..I……I’m needed in space” then Ethan could do the same thing.

tiger breakaway
tiger breakaway
17 days ago

What if Nicole jumps first?

Mike
Mike
17 days ago

What if Nicole sings Yankie-Doodle? Don’t ask stupid questions.

Jonathan
Jonathan
16 days ago

If it wasn’t such a terrible plan, I’d say it was a great plan.

kyle waite
kyle waite
16 days ago

maybe he’ll get to add “murdered by crazy ex” to his diary

Sureen Ink
Sureen Ink
16 days ago

I might recommend making the main page show the free date and not the upload date. I’ve been an avid reader for years now, but I got very confused when I noticed yesterday’s page is dated “May 1st”, despite the fact I knew this page went up on July 13th. It just… makes it look like the comic hasn’t updated in a while… and is going to continue to get progressively further back in time. In a year from now, it’ll look to new readers like the comic hasn’t updated in a year. Not exactly what you want new readers… Read more »

uuyru76f
uuyru76f
15 days ago

even if he kills himself there still chance she see him at work