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March 30, 2020 by Tim


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David
David
2 years ago

Speed runners are the worst :-p

Urazz
Urazz
2 years ago
Reply to  David

I’d also say completionists are just as bad and Zeke is both a speed runner and a completionist at the same time. XD

Paddy
Paddy
2 years ago

Surely the laptop couldn’t run the game at that speed?

Metus
Metus
2 years ago
Reply to  Paddy

He did say he extracted and parsed the files, so he essentially played the game on his own system and not the laptop.

Dadditude
Dadditude
2 years ago
Reply to  Metus

So he pirated the game and reverse engineered the code to run on a different system? Maybe he *is* evil!

ocramot
ocramot
2 years ago
Reply to  Dadditude

So he is basically doing the porting from PC to xbox of the game instantly?
Think of all the good he could do for the humanity!
(if only he wasn’t planning to kill all humans, of course)

The Ninjabear
The Ninjabear
2 years ago
Reply to  Paddy

He didn’t “play” the game at all. He just hacked it apart and processed all the data. So he knows everything in the game and how to achieve it. But it’s not like he played it super fast.

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
2 years ago
Reply to  Paddy

Its Fallout. It ran on an 8088 in EGA.

Beast
Beast
2 years ago

An 8088? I mean, sure, the original Fallout targeted Windows 95, but come on, even that required at least a 386 🙂

ArdentSlacker
ArdentSlacker
2 years ago

So, to him, it’s a book.

GarlynSav
GarlynSav
2 years ago
Reply to  ArdentSlacker

A choose your own adventure book!!

AWildGamer
AWildGamer
2 years ago
Reply to  GarlynSav

except you read it like a normal book, then descramble it.

ArdentSlacker
ArdentSlacker
2 years ago
Reply to  AWildGamer

As a kid, I ended up reading the intro bits, then reading it from back to front.

Yes, I was an odd kid.

James Rye
James Rye
2 years ago
Reply to  ArdentSlacker

Why did that guy waste his time creating a murderbot when with the same technology he could have made the perfect VR for himself (and the rest of humankind)? >.<

Anon A Mouse
Anon A Mouse
2 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

Most super villains (current one included) actually do want what is “good for humanity” but often “in my own vision/image” sort of way

raven0ak
raven0ak
2 years ago
Reply to  Anon A Mouse

Frankly speaking… if you speak to people outside of your group they might have slightly different ideas what might be best for humanity …because get this: different societal groups have different imagines what is best

7eggert
7eggert
2 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

That would kill mankind

Merendel
Merendel
2 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

Most of the time when a villian cobbles togeather some sort of Clark Tech gadget that will either defeat the hero or alow them to take over the world it would have massive value if used for good. they will use their tech for criminal pursuits while most times they could market that tech legitimately and acquire so much money/resorces/power that they could just purchase whatever they wanted without being labeled a criminal.

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
2 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

His entire goal is to get people away from computers. I doubt he’d warm to the idea of having them live in VR

Bwauder
Bwauder
2 years ago

So did I Zeke.

Leon
Leon
2 years ago

Of course hed like a post-apocalyptic game………..

frozenLake
frozenLake
2 years ago

Quick, get Minecraft! Its the best way to occupy his time!

Robert Loughrey
Robert Loughrey
2 years ago
Reply to  frozenLake

That’s actually a good idea. Give him a game with no goals. I’m thinking Garys Mod. If he can do something creative with it (even if its a simulation of 7 billion dead humans) that would indicate he is truly sentient. (though I already believe he is) Plus he might learn something. If he’s not sentient a goal-less “goal” might just break his brain. 🙂

Stephane
Stephane
2 years ago

Ahhhh input! More input!

Johnny 5
Johnny 5
2 years ago
Reply to  Stephane

More input! Stephanie!

a different Tim
a different Tim
2 years ago

I hope they removed the wireless card from that laptop before starting…

Mousio
Mousio
2 years ago

Dun Dun Duuuun 😉

Dagroth
Dagroth
2 years ago

How would Zeke connect to the laptop if they did? I don’t see any wires from him to the computer.

Also, I only now noticed, that Zeke seems to be wearing pants. What for? He doesn’t have any naughty bits down there. Well, probably. Does he?

Michael
Michael
2 years ago
Reply to  Dagroth

New-Zeke has always worn pants, since his first appearance in the rooftop fight. As for the wires: two for the laptop, and a big one for Zeke; the connection is obviously off-screen.

leduk
leduk
2 years ago
Reply to  Dagroth

I think I can see come wires.

a different Tim
a different Tim
2 years ago
Reply to  Dagroth

I would recommend reevaluating panel 2 if you don’t see wires between the two.

jim
jim
2 years ago

anyone else think zeke is gunna hack the computer and reenable himself i mean i dont get why he cant

Michael
Michael
2 years ago
Reply to  jim

If Ethan screwed up that badly, it would be partly be Scott’s fault for allowing the possibility; it’s more than likely a different computer than the one connected to Zeke’s restraints

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
2 years ago

Right then, time for something particularly country-banned violent like Manhunt and its sequel.

Mousio
Mousio
2 years ago
Reply to  Crestlinger

Stop giving him more ideas on how to kill ethan 😁

Man of the Wedt
Man of the Wedt
2 years ago

Worst player 2 ever

Man of the West
Man of the West
2 years ago

Worst player two ever

Karrde
Karrde
2 years ago

So this version of Zeke doesnt like video games. Bummer.

Mousio
Mousio
2 years ago
Reply to  Karrde

Too soon to tell. There’s still a lot to go: GTA, kotor, pokemon…

SuperSyrias
SuperSyrias
2 years ago
Reply to  Karrde

I think he will. Ethan will be like “no, you gotta PLAY the game!” and that then is Zekes downfall.

Mousio
Mousio
2 years ago

Now that’s the zeke i don’t know but still love 😂

deekeetr
deekeetr
2 years ago

Insert Jazz Music Stops meme…

Tonkin
Tonkin
2 years ago

Ultimate Troll move against Ethan, well played Zeke, well played

Stantasio
Stantasio
2 years ago

Please tell me Ethan introduces him to bioshock. Would love that! Would be funny to see his reaction to resident evil series as well.