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Could Be Worse

July 7, 2017 by Tim


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foducool
foducool
7 years ago

how is that guy not voiced by Terry Crews?

Casey Tucker
Casey Tucker
7 years ago
Reply to  foducool

Because they went with Nigerian heritage, and as much as I love Terry, I don’t think that accent is in his repertoire.

William
William
7 years ago

Gloomfist should have looked like the Pokemon Gloom

Nick
Nick
7 years ago
Reply to  William

It looks a bit like Onision unfortunately, I’m unsettled

James
James
7 years ago

what no Jeff goldblumfist?

Nick
Nick
7 years ago
Reply to  James

We are also missing Shroomfist, Tombfist, Boomfist, and Zoomfist, but that would be a lot to draw.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
7 years ago
Reply to  James

Because Jeff Goldblumfist would be a far -better- name.

Covfefe
Covfefe
7 years ago

Because life…finds a way. And there it is.

Gloomfist needs to be gloomier. Like the hand of Frank Skellington, or Edward Scissorhands…err Fist.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Great….now I want to play Loomfist….

Kudis
Kudis
7 years ago

Just glad you didn’t draw Wombfist…

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Kudis

A wombat fist?

MidnightDStroyer
MidnightDStroyer
6 years ago
Reply to  Kudis

Broomfist: He can clean out a whole room single-handedly.
Loomfist: He’s got this fight all wrapped up.
Gloomfist: Just…No.

Wombfist: He really knows what it takes to cramp your style…But only fir about 1 week during every month.

Runefist: Very popular with the Dwarven army & Norse warriors.

jason
jason
7 years ago

lol, loomfist! I feel like he’d have some move that weaves the fates of his enemies!

Rolan7
Rolan7
7 years ago
Reply to  jason

I can’t help but imagine LucasArts “Loom”, heh.

Nafty
Nafty
7 years ago

With Overwatch they don’t even try in the naming department.

Liam
Liam
7 years ago

What about boomfist?

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Liam

They…er…tried that.
The results were…shall we say, unpleasant.

Russ
Russ
7 years ago

The edgelord Reaper complaining about someone named “Doomfist”? Good thing his outfit matches with the pots and kettles.

FreeAgent2040
FreeAgent2040
7 years ago

Was hoping for Xenon Bloomfist, scientist turned mercenary. Dr. Bloom, now Agent Bloom crosses the fields of Overwatch tagging enemies with tuberculosis (which slowly eats away at opponent health over time), the bubonic plague (which slows opponents and prevents jumping temporarily while taking a sizable chunk of HP), and his ultimate- calling Hepatitis B to rampage the fields of battle.

Urzole_Narx
Urzole_Narx
7 years ago

Does the name Jax sound female or male? Give me an honest opinion.

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Urzole_Narx

Jax is sometimes used for both male and female in an “alien name” context as it sounds fairly human.
It is usually male as it is a substitute for “Jack” or “Jackson”. However, I have heard it used in female contexts as it being short for “Jack” or “Jackie”.