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Coverage, p6

September 27, 2021 by Tim


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NoxiousPluK
NoxiousPluK
1 year ago

Tentacles, sticky goo, it’s all coming together.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 year ago
Reply to  NoxiousPluK

I feel like Tim’s intentionally trying to troll every single person who was yelling “Hentai! Hentai, I called it!” on like page 1.

Little_Dragon
Little_Dragon
1 year ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Yeah, hentai tentacles generally aren’t this large … unless the victim is a kaiju or something.

Muppet
Muppet
1 year ago
Reply to  Little_Dragon

What if all the gooey splatter reforms into thousands of little tentacles…?! 😀

TomB
TomB
1 year ago
Reply to  Muppet

… Adaptive Reconfigurable Bio-Nano-Tenacles!

Notihng but Cthulhu’s best!

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 year ago

Ahhh…the glamour of the superheroes reporters…and you are lucky is not corrosive alien blood

Bwauder
Bwauder
1 year ago
Reply to  Gonfrask

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foducool
foducool
1 year ago

“anyway, that’s how I got my eldrich evil powers”

Kasaix
Kasaix
1 year ago

Oh, does this give her super powers?

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
1 year ago
Reply to  Kasaix

Does being extra sticky count..?
On the plus side, she did want a way down, so stuff that sticks to walls may be of some use.

eisbaerBorealis
eisbaerBorealis
1 year ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

I’m now imagining her going down the side of the building like one of those toys with sticky hands.
Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip. Flip.

Timmeh
Timmeh
11 months ago

My EXACT thought.

Vukodlak
Vukodlak
1 year ago
Reply to  Kasaix

Probably not as this villain using tentacle bombs seems to be his regular MO.

Towns
Towns
1 year ago
Reply to  Kasaix

And it’s been giving Captain Prime super powers the whole time too, causing her to get more and more super powered, and the villain knows this because he and Prime are in on it together to make Prime the most powerful being in existence with the tentacle goop and then there’s going to be a reckoning when prime shows her true colors and starts being evil and tries to take over when Lilah, who has a fraction of the same power source comes to save the day!

TomB
TomB
1 year ago
Reply to  Towns

That sounds like alt-timeline stuff…

John Swift
John Swift
1 year ago
Reply to  Towns

To be fair, it could give unpowered people powers but unless he pulls a “it only does that to her” or “it made her realise she already had powers” it would be silly for him to kinda be handing them out.

I could see it being a temporary powerup in a sense if she absorbs some energy from em. That could be fun but im guessing Ethan is gonna see her like that and just make a stupid joke.

Last edited 1 year ago by John Swift
Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 year ago
Reply to  Kasaix

Knowing H.P. Lovecraft, she’s probably just a host for some extraterrestrial parasitic abomination, of which the mere comprehension of would shatter the mind of any rational creature that tried to fathom it.

Which basically proves that our boy Howie Lovecraft had an anime phase.

Last edited 1 year ago by Eldest Gruff
7eggert
7eggert
1 year ago
Reply to  Kasaix

Maybe but while bathing in monster blood one needs to look out for leafs that might be on one’s back.

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
1 year ago

The worst part? She was talking, so now she’s got some in her mouth.

Killiak
Killiak
1 year ago

Most certainly, all the warnings do not apply to badass journalists.
If only she was one.

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
1 year ago

Last panel: full “coverage”, indeed…

Steve
Steve
1 year ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

These titles frequently seem to have a double meaning (Demolition is the one that springs to mind).

I thought Lilah was better than inserting herself into the story, though. “I got myself slimed by tentacle goo so you don’t have to; here’s how it felt!” would probably be the top byline on Omnitropolis’ version of, say, Buzzfeed. 😉

She did only get hit with goo, right, not the tentacle itself?

Imperator Ruscal
Imperator Ruscal
1 year ago
Reply to  Steve

Oh, see, I thought the last panel was the 2nd one falling on her…

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
1 year ago

Well she’s in the thick of it now. Lead the story with ‘Full coverage! We take you into the very Guts of the fight!’ if that camera was still recording.

Paul
Paul
1 year ago

I sense an origin story coming on!

Daniel Sørensen
Daniel Sørensen
1 year ago

Coverage! The title was always a pun. You sneaky bastard

evilleet
evilleet
1 year ago

Editor: “Sorry Lilah, i dont think the pictures you took are good enough for printing”

lechuckGL
lechuckGL
1 year ago
Reply to  evilleet

So now we are talking about a super-villain origin story?

foducool
foducool
1 year ago
Reply to  lechuckGL

all it takes is a regular person going through a very bad day

BaufenBeast
BaufenBeast
1 year ago

I think you’re close enough to the action already.

Gilly
Gilly
1 year ago

protecc teh camera!

Leon
Leon
1 year ago

Like a giant squid-zit

Robert W.
Robert W.
1 year ago
Reply to  Leon

Quick, someone call Dr Pimple Popper!

Leon
Leon
1 year ago
Reply to  Robert W.

………..Lilah already popped it, and got all the green, squid-skin cream cheese

Muppet
Muppet
1 year ago

The only thing left missing is a cat

TomB
TomB
1 year ago

Peter Parker, move over. It’s Lilah for the front page!

“Intrepid Reporter Covered In Tentacle Fluids!”

Wait… that sounds more disturbing typed on the screen vs. in my head….

Humsterr
Humsterr
11 months ago

I don’t get why does she suddenly want down? She was adamant on seeing the action from rooftops, the action is happening literally on top of her, how “closer” she wants to be?

Last edited 11 months ago by Humsterr
GUNnibal
GUNnibal
11 months ago
Reply to  Humsterr

I have a distinct feeling that “action is happening literally on top of her” is the exact reason Lilah wants down. Badly.

Humsterr
Humsterr
11 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

She literally says she wants to get closer to action though…

Duke of J
Duke of J
11 months ago

…Hawt.

Kit the Coyote
Kit the Coyote
11 months ago

This makes me think of all the weather reporters standing out in the middle of a hurricane. I mean I’m more impressed by the intelligence of a report standing dry and clear to hear indoors behind a reinforced window.