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Cursed

February 28, 2018 by Tim


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Him.
Him.
6 years ago

I…
I don’t know what to think anymore…
*glances at harpoon*

Him.
Him.
6 years ago

Though the last one was really funny XD

Urazz
Urazz
6 years ago

How would you know if 50 Shades Free is something to be ashamed of unless you watched it Tim and lived that shame? 😛

I’m guessing the chests filled with the previous 50 shades movies are just alternate versions of the chest of shame?

Hunter
Hunter
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

And Tim just knocked this one out of the park. No way the competition can catch up now.

Ashi
Ashi
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

But…but…

but I thought The World Is Square

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
6 years ago
Reply to  Ashi

Congratulations, you just won an airship.

Setzer
Setzer
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Sorry man, I just took it.
Look, when the end times happened I kind of lost my personal craft, so I raided my dead lover’s tomb.
…what?

Jason
Jason
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

The Flat Earth Society welcomes you to educate yourself and reject the mainstream media’s lies!

Dreamer
Dreamer
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Actually, the world is not round. It’s roughly spherical, but only if you do not account for uneven terrain that ranges from deepest unexplored depth of ocean to highest mountains…

Sorry, what we were talking about again?

Jaysburn
Jaysburn
6 years ago
Reply to  Dreamer

It’s round, or ball shaped, but not spherical.

Jacob
Jacob
6 years ago
Reply to  Jaysburn

Per this comic, it is more than likely testicle shaped (sack included).

juckto
juckto
6 years ago
Reply to  Dreamer

Dreamer, if the Earth were shrunk down to the size of a billard ball, it would be smoother than a billard ball. Mountains and ocean trenches are tiny.

Goshii
Goshii
6 years ago
Reply to  juckto

Actually that’s a misconception The original person to come up with that based it on the diameter tolerances of 2.25″ +/- .005″. Those tolerances have absolutely nothing to do with smoothness but rather maximum and minimum diameter. Here’s a very good Vsauce that explains it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxhxL1LzKww

What is weird is that technically the earth is “flatter” than a pancake, in the sense that it has less curvature than a pancake, but ’tis still very very round.

Him.
Him.
6 years ago
Reply to  juckto
Bensel
Bensel
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

the erath is round indeed. Like a pancake

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Bensel

Yes, like the way that Goshii said.
Not in the flat and compressed and you fall off if you go off the side way

Xero
Xero
6 years ago
Reply to  Urazz

Because it started life as twilight fan fiction there is no way it could be good

Tim
Tim
6 years ago

Every time I write off a game for being good, but me not having time for it, you write a huge group of comics that make me doubt my first instinct lol.

Tim
Tim
6 years ago
Reply to  Tim

It makes me doubt that my time would be served better without it!

liam rogers
liam rogers
6 years ago

I just found out that I’m getting sea of thevis. really happy about that

RMagepedia
RMagepedia
6 years ago
Reply to  liam rogers

Thevis?
Don’t you mean Themis?
Like, you know, the Axe

Skyblade
Skyblade
6 years ago
Reply to  RMagepedia

That comment let out a howl! Stone Justice!

The world needs more Golden Sun.

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago
Reply to  Skyblade

Apparently Camelot (the people who made the Golden Sun series) said they would make GS4 if there were enough people who wanted it. There’s currently a signature online if I remember correctly.
>>>IF YOU SEE THIS AND WANT A NEW GOLDEN SUN GAME, LOOK IT UP<<<
Just looked it up, there's one for a GS1&2 remake for the Switch (not sure if that will go through, Nintendo would probably just do a direct port on the virtual console) and one for GS4.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
6 years ago

Panel 1 is why I absolutely hate online games in which you talk to people. Ruins the experience.

liam
liam
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

aka fortnite random duos? yeah i know what you mean.

hans42
hans42
6 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I feel like the looking for party features on Xbox helped with this with sea of thieves. #adultonly #micrequired

Karl
Karl
6 years ago

i would almost swear someone else read “Morningwood, Everyone loves large chests”

Daminica
Daminica
6 years ago

I really wonder why the anti piracy task force would bother with any of the fifty shades movies, I mean, who would want a copy of that?

ThunderWalker6173
ThunderWalker6173
6 years ago
Reply to  Daminica

any man or woman or attack chopper that’s lonely, bored, desperate and extremely untouched by loving hands?

I don’t – but I can guess that someone’s buying that #shitshowmovie

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
6 years ago

Oh noes!
The guhvamint gut demseelves a ship!