Depends on how blatant they make it. Something like an old crash site with a suspiciously similar kind of rocket wreckage could probably get away with it.
Even better: Design a new “smart zombie” race that look and act legally distinct from the ghouls and populate the crash-site with a town of them. They might need to lack the radioactive variant, but talk of “the glowing one” as a revered leader in history could work.
Evilleet
5 years ago
McDonalds would be all over this! The drive through would never be the same again. (do you want fries with that?)
Oh it’s almost never broken it’s just a huge hassle to clean and if they’re short staffed or really busy. They can’t spare anyone to clean it and simply say it’s broken.
This. I work at McDonald’s as a crew trainer and I can safely say that to clean and sanitise the machine to a food safe standard, it takes 3 to 4 hours to strip it down, do a full detail clean and reassemble it.
That being said, often people visit McDonald’s in the middle of the night, when they have programmed their machine to complete its heat treatment cycle to make sure the product remains safe to sell, then complain that they can’t get a shake at 3am. We need to do maintenance at SOME point, guys…
I haven’t even a system that can play it nor do I know the slightest thing about the items therein beyond “shoot guns”, but I can easily intuit just fine what’s going on. The healing item in Outer Worlds is a breathing apparatus that, according to this comic, can be combined with any consumable (such as food) for undoubtedly ridiculous results.
Back in the day ours was named Billy, a fairly simple and disguisable unit whose major component was a drinking glass.
Its most memorable moment/quote was when someone dropped it mid toke and tried to catch it as it broke on the floor.
As everyone knows the sound of broken glass grabs attention like nothing else, so we were all watching as the afflicted stoner held up his hand dripping blood and sadly announced ” Billy bit me.”
John
5 years ago
I literally did not realize that you could put meat into the inhaler until I read this…and you can…god help us…you can…
Arthiem
5 years ago
we get it, you vape.
Maliwan Employee 05345
4 years ago
Yup. When I realized you could put cans of tuna in the inhaler, my opinion of the game actually ticked UP a notch.
There are times I should be grateful I don’t play games?
?
The most hilarious and yet saddest part of this comic is… people would instantly start doing this with that technology.
Hate to break it to you but inhalers and vapes are real and have been for years.
And the first moment when technology catches up and you can inhale raw meat?
It’s a meat bong
Mong?
gotta say id give the mac and cheese a shot
Tarmac & Cheese
I read “snot”
And then give peas a chance
The big thing I want to see in this game, is an Easter egg of the ghouls you helped blast into space back in Fallout: New Vegas.
As neat as that would be, that would basically be asking for a lawsuit from Bethesda.
They’d do it too. I do believe that the past year or so has proven Bethesda worthy of the title “Fucking Bastards”
I read that as “Fucking Bethesdards”
Compared to likes of CDPR, Blizzard and 90% of the industry, Bethesda are still the better ones…
Depends on how blatant they make it. Something like an old crash site with a suspiciously similar kind of rocket wreckage could probably get away with it.
Even better: Design a new “smart zombie” race that look and act legally distinct from the ghouls and populate the crash-site with a town of them. They might need to lack the radioactive variant, but talk of “the glowing one” as a revered leader in history could work.
McDonalds would be all over this! The drive through would never be the same again. (do you want fries with that?)
Knowing the shit that goes on in this game, McDonalds probably had something to do with that device’s creation!
McVapers? :O
Sadly there will never be a milkshake inhaler from them, the machine is always broken. 🙁
Oh it’s almost never broken it’s just a huge hassle to clean and if they’re short staffed or really busy. They can’t spare anyone to clean it and simply say it’s broken.
This. I work at McDonald’s as a crew trainer and I can safely say that to clean and sanitise the machine to a food safe standard, it takes 3 to 4 hours to strip it down, do a full detail clean and reassemble it.
That being said, often people visit McDonald’s in the middle of the night, when they have programmed their machine to complete its heat treatment cycle to make sure the product remains safe to sell, then complain that they can’t get a shake at 3am. We need to do maintenance at SOME point, guys…
Just announced, the McCystyRib!
“So much steak… lungs filling… sinuses packed with meat…!”
Psssssst, hey….. wanna nose hit off some reeeeal fresh Spam? You’ll be tasting it for days!
Does it occur to anyone else that once you vaporize the meat, it won’t be raw anymore?
well shit, I never thought about how it worked and now I’m gonna question it every time I use it.
It goes to your lungs, not your stomach……
Meat-physema
Hamphysema?
I wonder if Chuck Jones ever had viewers try to explain to him that coyotes don’t turn into accordions when anvils fall on them.
Just the look on her face… priceless!
You know not all of us are playing the game and have any idea what you’re talking about, right?
And your point is? Just because you aren’t playing the game doesn’t mean that Tim can’t write comics about it.
I have yet to play the game and felt the gag was pretty well explained in the comic itself. I didn’t need to play it to enjoy the humor.
There is a technology that allows you to vaporize and inhale medicine and of course people would misuse said technology.
I haven’t even a system that can play it nor do I know the slightest thing about the items therein beyond “shoot guns”, but I can easily intuit just fine what’s going on. The healing item in Outer Worlds is a breathing apparatus that, according to this comic, can be combined with any consumable (such as food) for undoubtedly ridiculous results.
This is a lesson that every entitled little kid learns one day. Today’s your day.
Not everything is for you.
One of the better parts of the game, really, and the only part of the loot system that’s actually interesting.
My favourite thing ive encountered so far is a guy i punched in both eyes and got a rep increase.
The advertising hive mind decided to pair this comic with an ad for… mail order steaks.
So hilarious.
I wonder if the vape community has tried this yet….
Emergency medical inhaler….??
IT’S A BONG. THAT IS LITERALLY A BONG.
Emergency Medical Inhaler is literally what I named my bong
Back in the day ours was named Billy, a fairly simple and disguisable unit whose major component was a drinking glass.
Its most memorable moment/quote was when someone dropped it mid toke and tried to catch it as it broke on the floor.
As everyone knows the sound of broken glass grabs attention like nothing else, so we were all watching as the afflicted stoner held up his hand dripping blood and sadly announced ” Billy bit me.”
I literally did not realize that you could put meat into the inhaler until I read this…and you can…god help us…you can…
we get it, you vape.
Yup. When I realized you could put cans of tuna in the inhaler, my opinion of the game actually ticked UP a notch.
Enter the Hambongler