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Deep Breath

November 1, 2019 by Tim


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James Kite
James Kite
5 years ago

There are times I should be grateful I don’t play games?

?

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
5 years ago

The most hilarious and yet saddest part of this comic is… people would instantly start doing this with that technology.

e e
e e
5 years ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

Hate to break it to you but inhalers and vapes are real and have been for years.

wkz
wkz
5 years ago
Reply to  e e

And the first moment when technology catches up and you can inhale raw meat?

Mike
Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  BakaGrappler

It’s a meat bong

Teldath
Teldath
4 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mong?

Pulse
Pulse
5 years ago

gotta say id give the mac and cheese a shot

Triach
Triach
5 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

Tarmac & Cheese

Arlani
Arlani
5 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

I read “snot”

David Martin
David Martin
5 years ago
Reply to  Pulse

And then give peas a chance

Scortch
Scortch
5 years ago

The big thing I want to see in this game, is an Easter egg of the ghouls you helped blast into space back in Fallout: New Vegas.

Stephen Nagy
Stephen Nagy
5 years ago
Reply to  Scortch

As neat as that would be, that would basically be asking for a lawsuit from Bethesda.

Admiral Casual
Admiral Casual
5 years ago
Reply to  Stephen Nagy

They’d do it too. I do believe that the past year or so has proven Bethesda worthy of the title “Fucking Bastards”

TheAlmightyOS
TheAlmightyOS
5 years ago
Reply to  Admiral Casual

I read that as “Fucking Bethesdards”

Mirra
Mirra
3 years ago
Reply to  Admiral Casual

Compared to likes of CDPR, Blizzard and 90% of the industry, Bethesda are still the better ones…

Mykolas
Mykolas
5 years ago
Reply to  Stephen Nagy

Depends on how blatant they make it. Something like an old crash site with a suspiciously similar kind of rocket wreckage could probably get away with it.

Michael
Michael
5 years ago
Reply to  Mykolas

Even better: Design a new “smart zombie” race that look and act legally distinct from the ghouls and populate the crash-site with a town of them. They might need to lack the radioactive variant, but talk of “the glowing one” as a revered leader in history could work.

Evilleet
Evilleet
5 years ago

McDonalds would be all over this! The drive through would never be the same again. (do you want fries with that?)

Stephen Nagy
Stephen Nagy
5 years ago
Reply to  Evilleet

Knowing the shit that goes on in this game, McDonalds probably had something to do with that device’s creation!

Evilleet
Evilleet
5 years ago
Reply to  Stephen Nagy

McVapers? :O
Sadly there will never be a milkshake inhaler from them, the machine is always broken. 🙁

Vukodlak
Vukodlak
5 years ago
Reply to  Evilleet

Oh it’s almost never broken it’s just a huge hassle to clean and if they’re short staffed or really busy. They can’t spare anyone to clean it and simply say it’s broken.

Burning batsu
Burning batsu
5 years ago
Reply to  Vukodlak

This. I work at McDonald’s as a crew trainer and I can safely say that to clean and sanitise the machine to a food safe standard, it takes 3 to 4 hours to strip it down, do a full detail clean and reassemble it.

That being said, often people visit McDonald’s in the middle of the night, when they have programmed their machine to complete its heat treatment cycle to make sure the product remains safe to sell, then complain that they can’t get a shake at 3am. We need to do maintenance at SOME point, guys…

GrimJahk
GrimJahk
5 years ago
Reply to  Evilleet

Just announced, the McCystyRib!

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
5 years ago

“So much steak… lungs filling… sinuses packed with meat…!”

MikeL
MikeL
5 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Psssssst, hey….. wanna nose hit off some reeeeal fresh Spam? You’ll be tasting it for days!

Kittish
Kittish
5 years ago

Does it occur to anyone else that once you vaporize the meat, it won’t be raw anymore?

Khaisz
Khaisz
5 years ago

well shit, I never thought about how it worked and now I’m gonna question it every time I use it.

Leon
Leon
5 years ago

It goes to your lungs, not your stomach……

Leon
Leon
5 years ago
Reply to  Leon

Meat-physema

21st Century Peon
21st Century Peon
5 years ago
Reply to  Leon

Hamphysema?

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
5 years ago
Reply to  Leon

I wonder if Chuck Jones ever had viewers try to explain to him that coyotes don’t turn into accordions when anvils fall on them.

smittycr22
smittycr22
5 years ago

Just the look on her face… priceless!

Justin D Page
Justin D Page
5 years ago

You know not all of us are playing the game and have any idea what you’re talking about, right?

Casi
Casi
5 years ago
Reply to  Justin D Page

And your point is? Just because you aren’t playing the game doesn’t mean that Tim can’t write comics about it.

John Barnett
John Barnett
5 years ago
Reply to  Justin D Page

I have yet to play the game and felt the gag was pretty well explained in the comic itself. I didn’t need to play it to enjoy the humor.

There is a technology that allows you to vaporize and inhale medicine and of course people would misuse said technology.

Michael
Michael
5 years ago
Reply to  Justin D Page

I haven’t even a system that can play it nor do I know the slightest thing about the items therein beyond “shoot guns”, but I can easily intuit just fine what’s going on. The healing item in Outer Worlds is a breathing apparatus that, according to this comic, can be combined with any consumable (such as food) for undoubtedly ridiculous results.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
5 years ago
Reply to  Justin D Page

This is a lesson that every entitled little kid learns one day. Today’s your day.

Not everything is for you.

Soup
Soup
5 years ago

One of the better parts of the game, really, and the only part of the loot system that’s actually interesting.

TuffMelon
TuffMelon
5 years ago

My favourite thing ive encountered so far is a guy i punched in both eyes and got a rep increase.

Yobgod
Yobgod
5 years ago

The advertising hive mind decided to pair this comic with an ad for… mail order steaks.
So hilarious.

KillerDragon989
KillerDragon989
5 years ago

I wonder if the vape community has tried this yet….

Admiral Casual
Admiral Casual
5 years ago

Emergency medical inhaler….??

IT’S A BONG. THAT IS LITERALLY A BONG.

Calle
Calle
5 years ago
Reply to  Admiral Casual

Emergency Medical Inhaler is literally what I named my bong

Bwauder
Bwauder
5 years ago
Reply to  Calle

Back in the day ours was named Billy, a fairly simple and disguisable unit whose major component was a drinking glass.
Its most memorable moment/quote was when someone dropped it mid toke and tried to catch it as it broke on the floor.
As everyone knows the sound of broken glass grabs attention like nothing else, so we were all watching as the afflicted stoner held up his hand dripping blood and sadly announced ” Billy bit me.”

John
John
5 years ago

I literally did not realize that you could put meat into the inhaler until I read this…and you can…god help us…you can…

Arthiem
Arthiem
5 years ago

we get it, you vape.

Maliwan Employee 05345
Maliwan Employee 05345
4 years ago

Yup. When I realized you could put cans of tuna in the inhaler, my opinion of the game actually ticked UP a notch.

Pyrodice
Pyrodice
4 years ago

Enter the Hambongler