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Downtime, p9

February 14, 2024 by Tim


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Tim
Tim
2 months ago

OK, I have to confess… I am THAT guy…

The Legacy
The Legacy
2 months ago
Reply to  Tim

I also feel called out.

Joel
Joel
2 months ago
Reply to  The Legacy

Wait. Am I … Ethan?

Mike
Mike
2 months ago
Reply to  Joel

Good news: there’s a lot of Ethans here, including me. Wait, that might be bad news…

Zip
Zip
2 months ago
Reply to  Mike

No wonder he kept being able to respawn!

Jack0r
Jack0r
2 months ago
Reply to  Tim

Modded Minecraft… Every time I do a 10min run out of the base, I spend 1h to sort all the loot into chests.

The Aussie Bloke
The Aussie Bloke
2 months ago

If it’s not nailed down, it’s mine.

If I can pry it loose, it’s not nailed down.

Blackthorne
Blackthorne
2 months ago

If the thing you want is nailed down the nails are not, so you can take those.
Then look! The thing is no longer nailed down! Providence!

Kaedys
Kaedys
2 months ago

Literally the first mod I installed was one that increased the weight limit by a couple orders of magnitude, so I could have one of my NPC character carry literally every barrel I come across. Also, once I discovered that you can send literally anything to the camp stash, with no slot limit, I discovered about an act later that the game really doesn’t like having literally HUNDREDS of items in the stash…

Mr_Meng
Mr_Meng
2 months ago

No red name=I’m taking it.

LootChad
LootChad
2 months ago
Reply to  Mr_Meng

Red name = I’m taking it while no one is looking

Aisk
Aisk
2 months ago

I’m a fan of 8-Bit Theaters version, “…If its nailed to the ground and on fire.”

Victor
Victor
2 months ago

Wait, that’s not the way everybody plays CRPGs?

Fred
Fred
2 months ago
Reply to  Victor

You pick up all the rotten stuff?

Joel
Joel
2 months ago
Reply to  Fred

No. Pick up all the stuff.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
2 months ago

“But wait again…you haven’t REALLY beating BG3 yet? Ok, this date must continue in other place…like my house”

That guy has the pick line served in a plate.

Chris
Chris
2 months ago

Wow. Tim, I’m impressed. Combined a one-off with a continuation… very well d…. shiney … done.

Jedi
Jedi
2 months ago

I understand the bodies … but why the cheese !?

Dave
Dave
2 months ago
Reply to  Jedi

Chimpanzee Barbarians get the added bonus of throwing food to inflict blindness.

Marcus
Marcus
2 months ago
Reply to  Dave

isnt that food post mastication and digestion though?

Raulen
Raulen
2 months ago
Reply to  Marcus

Nobody chews with their eyes I hope.

P2Mc28
P2Mc28
2 months ago
Reply to  Raulen

Let me introduce you to a spell called Eyebite

ocramot
ocramot
2 months ago
Reply to  Jedi

Why not?

Martin
Martin
2 months ago
Reply to  Jedi

“In case we need it.”

Jedi
Jedi
2 months ago
Reply to  Martin

Ah, for the resourcefulness … i like 🙂

JustJim
JustJim
2 months ago

You can never have too many different types of cheeses.

Jaq
Jaq
2 months ago
Reply to  JustJim

As long as it’s not spoiled. Spoiled food is the ONE group of things I will not pick up … and there is so MUCH of it.

P2Mc28
P2Mc28
2 months ago
Reply to  Jaq

Hey, by weight, some of that spoiled stuff is worth the coin.

Kelibath
Kelibath
2 months ago
Reply to  Jaq

Even spoiled food has its uses, it can grant status effects iirc?

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
2 months ago

Organising? He knows there is a sort by type right…?

Or is it going into separate containers, with separate containers, with….

Giggity Goo
Giggity Goo
2 months ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

Yeah, but there’s a weight limit. So you spend a lot of time taking the cheeses to the cheese storage facility and the dead bodies to the dead body storage facility. I made the mistake of putting a dead body in the cheese storage once… That was an awkward conversation when my companions went to set up the charcuterie board.

Darkhorse
Darkhorse
2 months ago
Reply to  Giggity Goo

I’ve hoarded so much… send to camp is a godsend for people like us. No restrictions. Just one after the other, ready to sell or used with just one trip away. Sort by type or value and lets gooooo.

Alex
Alex
2 months ago
Reply to  Giggity Goo

I like to think they asked you irately if, when you pulled in, you noticed a sign out in front that said “Dead Body Storage”.

Nextgener
Nextgener
2 months ago

yeeeeah, we’ve all been there at some point.

Former Fallout 4 Scrap Hobo here. (I know I don’t need that tin can, but Still!)

Bogdan
Bogdan
2 months ago
Reply to  Nextgener

I promised myself I wouldn’t cheat in Fallout 4, 2 hours later I have infinite weight

Beakker
Beakker
2 months ago

So. Much. Cheese!!!

Eodyne
Eodyne
2 months ago

Is the thing it is nailed TOO nailed down to something else? Yes? Ok well is THAT nailed…

Look I can do this all day but you ARE getting in my bag!

Tim
Tim
2 months ago

Amateurs. It has to be nailed down AND on fire to be a true deterrent.

Timothy
Timothy
2 months ago
Reply to  Tim

It’s the only way to stop Thief from 8-Bit Theater, which means it’s the best deterrent imaginable

Ashi
Ashi
2 months ago
Reply to  Timothy

And if it WAS on fire, it probably violated the Elfland Fire Code, so he could dispatch the Elite Royal Lawninja to sue you.

Detton
Detton
2 months ago

Sheogorath approves.

WhyNot
WhyNot
2 months ago
Reply to  Detton

Time for a celebration… Cheese for everyone!

Scortch
Scortch
2 months ago

Yeah this is me. It’s the big reason I just beat Fallout 4 this year. Yeah I know, shut up.

Tim Tucker
Tim Tucker
2 months ago
Reply to  Scortch

I still haven’t finished Skyrim…

SpinelesS
SpinelesS
2 months ago

I feel attacked!

Marc
Marc
2 months ago

Is Lucas bad luck in love gonna carry over to this Gen? I want Lucas to be happy… but I can see how Ethan sacrificing himself to protect/save Lucas and realize he still has his powers is a way forward.

Giggity Goo
Giggity Goo
2 months ago
Reply to  Marc

I’m trying to decide if this guy is gonna end up being Deathblood (though – he seems way to slim)

Taylan Ertan
Taylan Ertan
2 months ago

It is not a problem. I can stop anytime I want.

william
william
2 months ago

i do not recall gaming with lucas….

Shona-SoF
Shona-SoF
2 months ago

I’ve has a few games in progress that I promised myself I’d finish before digging into BG3. Otherwise I’d _never_ finish those ones since I’m too easily distracted.
I’m almost ready to go, though!

Oh look. Tomb Raider remasters!

Vedrit
Vedrit
2 months ago

Common interests already? Either the guy in the red shirt is a spy, or he’s a catch already.
Get the flamethrower, let’s find out.

DevMerlin
DevMerlin
2 months ago
Reply to  Vedrit

The Warning Klaxon is already going off. On the other hand, I’m hoping Lucas gets a chance to relax – and maybe a long term boyfriend.

Urainkhali
Urainkhali
2 months ago
Reply to  Vedrit

Perhaps the app they used matched them via their interests? It can happen.

Jaysburn
Jaysburn
2 months ago
Reply to  Vedrit

“Common” being the key word. What ~30 year old guy HASN’T played BG3?

DevMerlin
DevMerlin
2 months ago
Reply to  Jaysburn

Those that can’t afford it.

X2Brute
X2Brute
2 months ago

ok but I actually own a game where a quest requires you to gather 99 trash, plus (probably due to a bug) trash piles stop spawning after a while

MusicManD
MusicManD
2 months ago

Calling it right now. Mustache is Zeke in disguise.

Tim
Tim
2 months ago

I havent beaten BG3 either. Pooped out at the beginning of Act 3.

Sweetos
Sweetos
2 months ago

Pick up everything, forget about it and end the game with millions of useful items and legendary equipment that for sure would have made everything easier.