24

Early Morning

November 13, 2019 by Tim


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leduk
leduk
1 year ago

I know that feel bro

Alexander Michael Gordy
Alexander Michael Gordy
1 year ago

Anybody remember that scene from Daddy Day Care?

Gnarph
Gnarph
1 year ago

This one?comment image

Kenju
Kenju
1 year ago
Reply to  Gnarph

Fun fact, that entire scene was improvised by Eddy Murphy lol

The Legacy
The Legacy
1 year ago
Reply to  Kenju

That’s Eddie for ya.

ReaverRogue
ReaverRogue
1 year ago

Oh man! Hope the kid’s alright, that can’t be fun.

Bwauder
Bwauder
1 year ago

2 days later comes the warning from the daycare/school “There’s a small bug going around currently, so watch your children for fever, listlessness….” TOO LATE.

GamerLEN
GamerLEN
1 year ago
Reply to  Bwauder

“Watch your children for fever, listlessness, and bouts of ‘oh sweet Jesus, why?'”

Jakk Frost
Jakk Frost
1 year ago

Well, just be thankful it wasn’t a Flawless Victory.

Scortch
Scortch
1 year ago

Oh man, I feel your pain.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 year ago

Been there.

Not fun.

Colthrun
Colthrun
1 year ago

Any chance of creating a category for the “parenting” comics? With 4 kids of my own, I really enjoy every single one of them and would love to see them together.

Stevyn
Stevyn
1 year ago

Remember, people: That 87% doesn’t count the walls! Hey, I don’t make the rules. Splatoon does!

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 year ago
Reply to  Stevyn
foducool
foducool
1 year ago

straight outta the exorcist

Kaitensatsuma
Kaitensatsuma
1 year ago

So I mean, my Tuesday was good.

Pulse
Pulse
1 year ago

ouchie…though you managed to save 13%

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 year ago
Reply to  Pulse

That might have just been Tim’s silhouette against the wall.

Dysan
Dysan
1 year ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Oh god that makes the image in my head so much worse!

Dan
Dan
1 year ago

F

Predrag
Predrag
1 year ago

And this is why I will never have children, ever.

John
John
1 year ago
Reply to  Predrag

Sound advice.

Padraic
Padraic
1 year ago

Being a Dad of 3 kids, I’ve seen this happen! Several years ago, there was a plague in our house. It struck my 3yo first. Vomit, diarrhea all over his bed and himself. Then it hit my daughter while out with her Girl Scout troop. She came home and complained that she didn’t feel good. Then it hit me… I was down… My wife and my older son had been out that weekend camping with the Boy Scouts. According to my wife, they had only been in the house for less than 30 minutes before leaving for the store to… Read more »

Scott
Scott
1 year ago
Reply to  Padraic

Local Radio DJ calls that the VelociCraptor!

marcus
marcus
1 year ago

eighty. seven. percent! thank you for reminding me one of the reasons im glad i wont have kids. *thumbs up* good work dad! keep it up.

James Rye
James Rye
1 year ago

Real question is: Was the father’s surface included in that 87% victory?

KitsuneDragoon
KitsuneDragoon
1 year ago
Reply to  James Rye

Plot Twist: The 13% left were the sink and toilet.

Hunny
Hunny
1 year ago

No one cares about your fucking kids.

TuffMelon
TuffMelon
1 year ago
Reply to  Tim

And he’s not even the one that had to clean up.

Dodgy
Dodgy
1 year ago
Reply to  Tim

Well, mister Tim sir, it would turn out you are alot more polite than I am. My appologies for my language in my previous reply, but I felt it was justified. Good luck with the little one(s)!

Bohn
Bohn
1 year ago
Reply to  Hunny

Seriously? I don’t have children. I like to say I have nephews. Even so, I REALLY enjoy the strips that show what’s happening behind the scenes with Tim and his family. If you can’t write something nice, try not writing anything at all.

Hunter
Hunter
1 year ago
Reply to  Hunny

So either we got a troll in the dungeon, or one of those “You should only be making comics that I like”

leduk
leduk
1 year ago
Reply to  Hunny

no one cares about your fucking mind hunny

Dodgy
Dodgy
1 year ago
Reply to  Hunny

Well then, aren’t you a downright cunt? Fuck off somewhere else if you don’t like the comic and show some freaking respect for the author. Oh and in case I did not get my point across… NO. ONE. CARES. ABOUT. WHAT. YOU. THINK! Now, I realize that the same goes for me but hey I just thought it was my moral duty to call you out….

Maty
Maty
1 year ago
Reply to  Dodgy

Amen brother, this author is awesome

Matt
Matt
1 year ago
Reply to  Hunny

Why hello there hunny, why dont you go lick up that floor? Should be a snug fit for someone at your intelligence level.

David Gibson
1 year ago

Sometimes it’s just better to toss them in the tub, turn on the shower, and walk away…

acorpcop
acorpcop
1 year ago
Reply to  David Gibson

The inventor of the hand held shower wand and who ever made the “jet” setting deserve greater recognition.

The rAt
The rAt
1 year ago

Oh man, I feel your pain. My toddler constantly swings between stubborn, self-induced constipation and uncontainable diarrhea. Hopefully this was an episode, and not a “story-arc.”

Side note: Who is this bald, bearded gentleman? What’s your relationship? What interaction sparked this conversation? What is this blue void that appears to surround you? The questions abound.

Okay, I’m being sarcastic here, but it would actually be funny to do a meta comic sometime about what’s really going on in the background/setting of the “conversation snippet” comic format.

Bakhtosh
Bakhtosh
1 year ago

Mine are now 14 & 11. It gets better. … and worse.

Hash
Hash
1 year ago

I have a 7yo and a 2yo! And I never attempted to analogize?! disasters like these with games! I don’t know Splatoon, but from context I can tell that you had one hell of a night! Rest well! For there are more battles to be fought!

IFeelYourPain
IFeelYourPain
1 year ago

Your timing is impeccable. I was just up till 4:48am with the same experience.

… I’m still not sure how that much fluid can come out of such a small person. 😐

Bob
Bob
1 year ago
Reply to  IFeelYourPain

Just remember, a paint spray gun can cover a whole wall from a little jar! It’s all about the pressure!

Raille
Raille
1 year ago

I’ve been dealing with the same the past 5 days. As soon as my 4 year old got better my wife caught it

Norman Rasmussen
1 year ago
Reply to  Raille

oh gosh, and then a week later: Monday night the 2yr-old, Tuesday night my wife, Wednesday the 6yr-old, Thursday night me.

Herald
Herald
1 year ago

All I can say is this. Ewwwww…

acorpcop
acorpcop
1 year ago

Been there, done that, just the other week with my two gems. You and your youngin’ have my sympathy.

Young children violate the laws of physics, thermodynamics, and mass conservation. There is no way that much foulness can come from such a small body and yet it does. If faster than light travel is invented, it is because we finally crack the physics behind just how much barfing/crapping preschoolers and kindergartners can do when sick.

GeraintWD
GeraintWD
1 year ago

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Gastroenteritis
Been there. I have 3 kids so my experience with this mirrors that of Padraic. It hit all 5 of us. As far as we could tell, our daughter picked it up from another kid at toddler group, just from playing with the same toy.
That was over a decade ago – my kids are all in their teens now. The biggest problem now is trying to get my 19 (soon to be 20) year old son to get off his fat arse and get a job…

Plastichairball
Plastichairball
1 year ago

This comic has recovered massively. I am really enjoying it again, thanks Tim.

Urazz
Urazz
1 year ago

What the strip didn’t show you was that Tim’s hair went completely white from this and that this is shit covering his hair now as a result of the cleanup. XD

Shrek D'ogre
1 year ago

Once you add a daughter to the mix and have a complete set you have the full adventure.

Eclari
Eclari
1 year ago

As a proud father of a 2 year old I feel ya.

GamerLEN
GamerLEN
1 year ago

Thank god I’m gay. ._.;

Abateman121
Abateman121
1 year ago

I am relating to this strip too much. I dealt with this with my 2 yr old daughter a couple of weeks ago. Explosions out of both ends all night/morning. Keep up the great comics Tim! I love when you pull back the curtain a bit and let us see behind the scenes.

MasterofBalance
MasterofBalance
5 months ago

I fully understand the reference. Also, gross