Everyone’s Doing It

June 29, 2026


Everyone’s Doing It

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Darkhorse
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Darkhorse
3 months ago

The base game is $20, and a random skin $60. Sadly it is viable enough to work.

Bubble181
Bubble181
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

In Diablo IV there are constant “sales” for visuals… Some of these packs are €50+ on discount. And there’s dozens if not hundreds of them. It’s madness, and I can’t imagine spending that much on purely cosmetic stuff. Of course, I’m almost entirely paying solo, but still

L301d45
L301d45
3 days ago
Reply to  Bubble181

most of the armor packs in Diablo IV are ugly af though so at least I’m not even tempted over there lol.

TomB
TomB
3 days ago
Reply to  Darkhorse

We buy what we want. We may kvetch about it, but we are willing to pay for that robbery… (not me, but so many do)

RblDiver
RblDiver
3 days ago

Or try SwordPass(tm), just $15/month!

Soeroah
Soeroah
3 days ago

There was one shareholder who suggested to Nintendo that they make a microtransaction that would let Mario jump higher, as if that wouldn’t entirely break the level design

Nita
Nita
3 days ago
Reply to  Soeroah

I’m surprised they didn’t actually go for it.

Chris
Chris
3 days ago
Reply to  Soeroah

That is exactly what is wrong with most shareholders. They are separated from reality by a degree or two, and often make insane suggestions that chase after profits without consideration for what made the products work well in the first place. Then, enshittification ensues. We pay more, while getting less. It starts with the pointless stuff we were already OK with not having.

scottsmom
scottsmom
3 days ago
Reply to  Chris

It’s what ultimately made me largely abandon gaming. Nowadays I almost exclusively play retro, and I’m happy. No more FOMO. No more invasive DRM schemes. Not to mention how I don’t have to chase new hardware or stick with Windows.

Mor
Mor
10 hours ago
Reply to  scottsmom

I’ve basically did the same. I have a massive backlog of titles to play from previous years + cult classics, even from DOS era. And I won’t mind buying an indie game from time to time, because that’s where the fun’s at.

TomB
TomB
3 days ago
Reply to  Chris

I’m to the point that I can go back to playing games from the 1990s and 2006s and I’d be happy. They keep throwing more visual things (that actually make some games useless for many folk) and they want to make money for every breathe you and your character have.

The real answer: Get a small studio (10 at the largest). Build a good game. Then do another, instead of trying to run 15 updates and seasons and all that.

And let me put my one server without needing a platform.

Those were the days…

Urazz
Urazz
2 days ago
Reply to  Chris

Most shareholders don’t even know what the customers of that company even want really. Some might know a bit but generally are more focused on milking the customers for all of their money instead of keeping them happy and attracting new customers.

M37h3w3
M37h3w3
3 days ago

Letting the people with no knowledge or care about what they’re investing in but who have a desperate feverish compulsion to have it make ever more money every cycle also have some form of creative control has got to be one of the worst things to happen to gaming.

Greevar
Greevar
3 days ago
Reply to  M37h3w3

And people don’t realize that a feverish compulsion to make an increasingly larger profit is the very basis of capitalism.

That’s why they don’t want people learning about communism. They don’t want people to realize how awful capitalism is.

Mike
Mike
3 days ago
Reply to  Greevar

If someone charges too much then people won’t buy it. That’s the basis of capitalism. Remove all incentive to make anything great and you have communism.

DDM_Reaper20
DDM_Reaper20
3 days ago
Reply to  Greevar

Speaking as a historian, “communism” is responsible for _at least_ 100 *million* dead. _At least_. Gripe about capitalism, but at least you won’t starve because your leaders take & sell your food (Ukraine under Stalin), or have “pests” killed which kept vermin in check (Mao, FIFTY million starved).

NOBODY forces me to buy ANYTHING. “Communism”? It’s very easy to get into, swinishly hard to get out of… if at all, Dovarish (comrade).

J.D.
J.D.
3 days ago

this is why i still play old games.

ouRKaos
ouRKaos
3 days ago

You’ve collected three pieces of heart! Get a fourth and extend you life meter for only 200 Moblin Coins! Press {A} to enter the store!

TomB
TomB
3 days ago
Reply to  ouRKaos

For 300 more Moblin Coins, you may have the ‘invisible cloak’. It will never been seen by anyone. It cannot be stolen from you. You will always know you have it on. Press {A} to enter the store!

Greevar
Greevar
3 days ago

What a strange game! It seems the only winning move is to not play.

Phire
Phire
3 days ago
Reply to  Greevar

Hah, nice Wargames quote.

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
3 days ago

Hah! Joke’s on you Navi! All I need is the Big Goron Sword! I don’t need no “master sword” sounds like something the nazis made!

mjc
mjc
2 days ago
Reply to  Verdiekus

To repair the broken Biggoron’s Sword will cost you 1,200 Shiny Rupees.

No, you can’t find Shiny Rupees by playing the game, you have to go to the microtransaction shop and buy them in packs of 500 Shiny Rupees for $10 each.

Yes, that will means you will have 300 Shiny Rupees left over, just for extra irritation. And nothing in the game costs just 300 Shiny Rupees, so to spend those you’ll need to buy even more first.

Not that Brian
Not that Brian
3 days ago

Interesting choice of framing subject matter. It’s definitely a problem in our games that this exists, but given that the OOT remake has been demonstrated to almost certainly be not this, it makes it interesting to see this. Admittedly, 3 months ago when this comic was made the OOT remake was just internet rumors, so I get how it could have been used. In reality, this comic I think goes to show the issues with the current format of this site. I don’t have a problem with a slower release cycle for free viewers, but when the original comic is… Read more »

Olivia
Olivia
52 minutes ago
Reply to  Not that Brian

I’m not sure why Tim doesn’t just slot current events into the “next” slot in the schedule, bumping whatever the next story page was going to be to the next one down (that was a lot of “next”). I get that he’s reduced the free tier delivery cycle to encourage Patreon membership, but delaying game news-related comics seems weird. I don’t have time for gaming since the last few years, so I don’t really care that the news stuff is late, but from a logical standpoint it seems like the Ethan and Lucas story would slow down as it has,… Read more »

Bernie Margolis
Bernie Margolis
3 days ago

This seems like every mobile game ever, aside from the fact that it’s presented as a one-time cost as opposed to a temporary buff that’s granted for a couple of weeks.

wakeangel2001
wakeangel2001
3 days ago

I don’t recall Nintendo ever doing something like this, but then that’s a good way to show just how fucked this practice actually is when it’s done by other companies but gets glazed over because they’re not Nintendo.

mjc
mjc
2 days ago
Reply to  wakeangel2001

For Nintendo, it’s more likely to be that “Spirit of the Hero is only available by tapping the Spirit of the Hero amiibo, available for $39.99 in stores now! … Oops, too slow, it’s already sold out.”

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
1 day ago

Manufactured outrage. Show me one person who literally, *truly* is upset that they can’t put a mask on that looks like N64 Link, rather than someone just upset about the principle. Not to mention, most phones can send out the same NFC signals that Amiibos have, and son you can get it for nothing at all. They make Amiibo, and if they let them unlock something cool people complain that they’re hating content, and if they let them do almost nothing but a tiny bonus people complain that they’re useless, and now they made it so it unlocks a tiny… Read more »

johnathan
johnathan
1 day ago

wow after 24 years they’ve still got it