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Snitch

September 30, 2019 by Tim

Okay, so look… if you don’t get today’s strip… count yourself fortunate that the internet has not, in the past couple of weeks, chosen to repeatedly foist upon you knowledge of this person’s questionable existence. Knowledge that you could have happily lived your entire life without, had not various social media and “recommended” news articles, and memes insisted it reside somewhere in your brain.

You are the lucky one. You have been spared seeing his face, his hair, and far too much time  (read: anything more than 1 nanosecond) questioning how to pronounce this moron’s name. Rejoice in your fortune.

I will not link to a news article, tell you his name, or explain further. Any Googling you do is done under your own volition and I will accept no responsibility for it.


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Tim
Tim
2 years ago

Alright, I will head your warning.
I’ll just see it as a quest to find some thingies and an npc that can give directions for them.
I live my life in bliss 🙂

Tumbleweed
Tumbleweed
2 years ago

“I will not link to a news article, tell you his name, or explain further. Any Googling you do is done under your own volition and I will accept no responsibility for it.”

Once again, it sounds like ignorance is bliss.

nealithi
nealithi
2 years ago
Reply to  Tumbleweed

Also sounds like the corollary, “Knowledge is an ulcer”.

Someone
Someone
2 years ago
Reply to  nealithi

I prefer Painfully Aware as the corollary to Ignorance is Bliss.

Anders Olesen
Anders Olesen
2 years ago
Reply to  Someone

I am Painfully Aware of Trump

Aston Whiteman
Aston Whiteman
2 years ago

I have no idea who that is and don’t care..

Go Link!

Scott
Scott
2 years ago
Reply to  Aston Whiteman

Same here, it actually feels rather vindicating to not care

Gabriel Mayer
2 years ago

You can’t just do this and then not say who this guy is! That’s like forcing us to look for him

HonoredMule
HonoredMule
2 years ago
Reply to  Gabriel Mayer

I promise you it’s not interesting.

Mike
Mike
2 years ago
Reply to  Gabriel Mayer

From what I gather by context of memes and having done no research he snitched on someone?

Eisbaer Borealis
Eisbaer Borealis
2 years ago
Reply to  Mike

From what I’ve gathered from the memes, he snitched on EVERYONE.

Twilight Faze
2 years ago
Reply to  Gabriel Mayer

Guy’s a rapper, Tech N9ne, and there’s a meme going around about him “snitching” on everybody to save his skin. At first it was kinda funny, but now…yeah, Tim’s post about it pretty accurate.

Larry
Larry
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

THAT is TechN9ne?!?!? Wow! They really cleaned him up for Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (Which was in incredible role, BTW)

Ron
Ron
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

Okay, let’s no go spreading misinformation. That’s Tekashi 6ix9ine, Tech N9ne is a completely different… musician?

Steeeve
Steeeve
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

Tech N9ne >_< people should google things before making statements

Niko
Niko
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

Tekashi 6ix9ine is the snitch, not Tech N9ne

Matthew
Matthew
2 years ago
Reply to  Gabriel Mayer

“don’t touch the cookie jar…” phenomenon. You know you have to now.

Aston Whiteman
Aston Whiteman
2 years ago

I’m so happy I’m European and 100% ignorant.. Zelda cartoon is cool though. Thanks!

ReaverRogue
ReaverRogue
2 years ago

Going to go out on a limb here and say… The fourth iteration of The Joker in recent film history.

Mr. Comment
Mr. Comment
2 years ago
Reply to  ReaverRogue

Actually he would be the 8th in recent film history. (I count from Tim Burton onwards onwards only cinematic releases)

Twilight Faze
2 years ago
Reply to  ReaverRogue

You would be wrong.

Mr. Comment
Mr. Comment
2 years ago
Reply to  Twilight Faze

1) Jack Nicholson
2) Mark Hamill’s DCAU Joker in Mask of the Phantasm
3) Heath Ledger
4) Jared Leto
5) Mark Hamill again in the Killing Joke. I know he did the Joker before, but this one is definitely a different iteration.
6) Zach Galifianakis
7) Joaquin Phoenix

Whoever that is in the comic would be Nr.8 unless I forgot someone.

OG Nerd
OG Nerd
2 years ago
Reply to  Mr. Comment

Aww…
Everyone ignores poor Caesar Romero. (Adam West’s Joker)

He’d be 9 by that count.

Velvet74
Velvet74
2 years ago
Reply to  OG Nerd

To be fair it was specifically mentioned as “film history” which to me is movies and not tv.

Stephen Nagy
Stephen Nagy
2 years ago

I genuinely don’t know who that guy is… and now I’m afraid to ask.

Stef
Stef
2 years ago
Reply to  Stephen Nagy

Just google “Stupid criminal names”, he’ll come up eventually

Bwauder
Bwauder
2 years ago
Reply to  Stephen Nagy

If you’re old enough, think about the time Prince changed his name to “squiggle” and started telling us all how to live…. then multiply by at least 10,
Ignorance is bliss in this instance and to be maintained at all costs.

Ducky
Ducky
2 years ago
Reply to  Bwauder

Prince changed his name to that squiggle to fuck over the studio that was claiming his work was theirs because they owned his name. It was an extremely shrewd move to out-loophole the execs who were stealing his music.

Brian
Brian
2 years ago
Reply to  Ducky

He did a terrible PR job on that move, to be fair. The real story never really made it out until much later, and he just looked crazy. It was a pretty brilliant move on his part. Screw over the studio, and generate huge buzz in the media. He just never took the third step of letting anyone know the story.

Doopliss
Doopliss
2 years ago
Reply to  Brian

Keep in mind, saying “i did this to wiggle out of a contract” could in and of itself be considered a form of contract violation depending on the language of the contract.

OfficerRickyRoss
OfficerRickyRoss
2 years ago

Haha, great reference there. Props Tim.

I wonder how much time off his sentence he gets for helping Link here.

nenslo
nenslo
2 years ago

Ha. Excellent strip today. I wish I knew nothing about this too.

But if you do want to know, the clue is in the face…

no thanks nintendo
no thanks nintendo
2 years ago

The next one is a few meters away, exact same puzzle as this one was, because Breath of the Wild is an Assassin’s Creed game and they just copy/paste the same thing across the map 50-200 times in lieu of actual content.

HonoredMule
HonoredMule
2 years ago

You mean I can have an Assassin’s Creed game without Assassin’s Creed controls? Sign me up!

Eldest Gruff
2 years ago

I can’t figure out if you haven’t played Assassin’s Creed, haven’t played Breath of the Wild, or both.

I’m leaning toward ‘both.’

James
James
2 years ago

Tim, what are you doing to us! You can’t just leave us hanging with the main thread like that! You tease you!

EMMachine
EMMachine
2 years ago

Hm, I think I have only seen that 69 guy once in a “Metal Musicians React to POP Music” Video on Youtube.

EMMachine
EMMachine
2 years ago
Reply to  EMMachine

To give the link to the video I meant: https://youtu.be/84EKaJctgwk?t=501 The reaction of the “Lords of the Tridant” about him is quite funny.

PapaVanTwee
PapaVanTwee
2 years ago

Bad part is, he’s in all the snitch memes now. So you can be ignorant of who he is, just know he’s a snitch.

TheCK
TheCK
2 years ago

There is nothing that makes my day worse than a comic that has absolutely no reference to whatever game it’s reference too……………

Urazz
Urazz
2 years ago

It can’t be worse than Tingle in the earlier Legend of Zelda games can it?

Pulse
Pulse
2 years ago

here i thought he would just bring up the nice interactive map on his slate and check off the little guy

Alex
Alex
2 years ago

ok can somebody please explain this too me? I dont live on the US and i only use facebook (rarely) so i dont get this.

NatKayz
NatKayz
2 years ago
Reply to  Alex

.The gist of it is a rapper was arrested for something and started snitching on a lot of other people

Ross
Ross
2 years ago
Reply to  NatKayz

Was an up and coming Mumble rapper who was a wanna be blood gang member. Got arrested. Min sentence of like 70 years. Rolled over completely snitched out everyone he ever knew. For a plea deal.

Famous for his rainbow hair and many many MANY “69” tattoos. Google “69 rapper” for the spelling of his name.

TL;DR.
funny comic.

Leon
Leon
2 years ago

Am I SUPPOSED to know him?

Twilight Faze
2 years ago
Reply to  Leon

You’re better off not. If you HAVE to know, google Tech N9ne and go from there.

Leon
Leon
2 years ago
Reply to  Leon

Did he invent fire, or discover the wheel?

Scortch
Scortch
2 years ago

Sadly I get the reference. On the plus side, this was a perfect use.

Deaks
Deaks
2 years ago

If you can’t control your curiosity (though like Tim, I strongly encourage you to), it’s Tekashi 6ix9ine. Any time you spend researching him will leave you with that gripe of demanding that time of your life back. NatKayz summed it up perfectly well – rapper got arrested, started ratting out any and everybody else he could.

Though, I do appreciate the memes comparing him to Martha Stewart.

Teilo
Teilo
2 years ago

Well, I too knew nothing about him, but found him in about two seconds. After seeing a few photos on TMZ, I immediately wanted to punch him in the face. Didn’t bother reading the article.

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
2 years ago

What’s really funny to me is, I don’t even know where to begin a google search with that. “69 tattoo guy snitch”? I don’t feel like that will end well for me.

TechBender
TechBender
2 years ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

Sean
Sean
2 years ago

I just had to look. Glad I didn’t wade in too deep though.

Eldest Gruff
2 years ago

I researched long enough to see, “Huh, yeah, there really IS a person who looks that stupid.”

And honestly, if you’re dumb enough to get a big 69 tattooed on your face, I don’t really want to know what else you’re doing.

Crakkerz
Crakkerz
2 years ago

I know who that is, and this is the second comic/meme I’ve seen with him and this theme.

That being said, I have absolutely know idea why these exist and what he did. I also have (to my recollection) ever heard anything that has ever come from this guy. So I’m going to count myself extremely fortunate and move on.

…that is until I get Phil’d in later. Probably.

Fotis
Fotis
2 years ago

test

Him.
Him.
2 years ago

I’m going to just assume that this joke is about the Koroks being so obtuse with their placement that Link has to dig into the deep seedy underbelly of cartography to find out where the next one is.
It’s the safe path, right?

Twilight Faze
2 years ago
Reply to  Him.

You’re way off base, but your theory is still better than the truth. Go with that.

destino
destino
2 years ago

just passing trough then…

destino
destino
2 years ago

and I saw a meme with thanos and this dude, didn’t got it either.

Vedrit
Vedrit
2 years ago

Must….Satisfy….CURIOSITY!! HNNNNNNGGGGG

Tyler
Tyler
2 years ago

Agreed ignorance is bliss for this type of…person, if I can even call him that.

Intashu
Intashu
2 years ago

How’s the new PC working out for ya?

Shawn
Shawn
2 years ago

I’m glad I have no idea what this is about.