Elbow Skin? Really? This is too funny… Thanks for making me spill my coffee at the office desk. 🙂 Through the nose too
Carger
7 years ago
Oh hey, I’ve played with this person before. DM: You climb to the bridge of the ancient starship. You still hear the sound of your companions battling Hellion below (it doesn’t sound like it’s going very well). You see an incredibly detailed control panel. Me: Oh cool, that probably has all the information we’ve been looking for. Now we just need to survive this battle. John: Neat. I shoot the panel. Me: … What? Why? *John rolls to hit, deals some damage* DM: The panel is damaged beyond repair. The rest of the party doesn’t know why, but they notice… Read more »
Yeah, I was. Happens with this player all the time, too. Different campaign, we were negotiating with a powerful but evil wizard, trying to get him to help us defeat this greater evil. We’d hit a snag but the situation would’ve been pretty easily salvageable.
DM: Vizeran realises you’ve lied to him. He’s pretty angry.
Me: Okay, I explain that we deceived him because we didn’t trust him, but right now there are more important matters to deal with.
Blondel (same player who plays John): I cast fireball at him.
What do you mean, beyond repair? Time reversal is repair, right?
RP
7 years ago
Okay… So they have human sacrifice as offering to save Cake.
tiamatt
7 years ago
Funny future comic idea that just popped up in my head
The DM reads: Strudel laughs as the party looks in shock at his betrayal. “You fools! It was so obvious that my goal was to stop you from completing the trials! I just didn’t think you all were worth the effort to even hide it! Now your friend is doomed!!”
2 (IRL) – Wait….so 4 is playing a temporary character whose job is to kill her main character?
4 – Yep!! And you dumbasses never saw it coming!!
1 – Mind blown…
Hamstermer
7 years ago
Lamps give you 3 wishes Rings give you 1 and chalices give you 2.
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Elbow Skin? Really? This is too funny… Thanks for making me spill my coffee at the office desk. 🙂 Through the nose too
Oh hey, I’ve played with this person before. DM: You climb to the bridge of the ancient starship. You still hear the sound of your companions battling Hellion below (it doesn’t sound like it’s going very well). You see an incredibly detailed control panel. Me: Oh cool, that probably has all the information we’ve been looking for. Now we just need to survive this battle. John: Neat. I shoot the panel. Me: … What? Why? *John rolls to hit, deals some damage* DM: The panel is damaged beyond repair. The rest of the party doesn’t know why, but they notice… Read more »
Jeezus I would be sooo pissed at John!!
Yeah, I was. Happens with this player all the time, too. Different campaign, we were negotiating with a powerful but evil wizard, trying to get him to help us defeat this greater evil. We’d hit a snag but the situation would’ve been pretty easily salvageable.
DM: Vizeran realises you’ve lied to him. He’s pretty angry.
Me: Okay, I explain that we deceived him because we didn’t trust him, but right now there are more important matters to deal with.
Blondel (same player who plays John): I cast fireball at him.
What do you mean, beyond repair? Time reversal is repair, right?
Okay… So they have human sacrifice as offering to save Cake.
Funny future comic idea that just popped up in my head
The DM reads: Strudel laughs as the party looks in shock at his betrayal. “You fools! It was so obvious that my goal was to stop you from completing the trials! I just didn’t think you all were worth the effort to even hide it! Now your friend is doomed!!”
2 (IRL) – Wait….so 4 is playing a temporary character whose job is to kill her main character?
4 – Yep!! And you dumbasses never saw it coming!!
1 – Mind blown…
Lamps give you 3 wishes Rings give you 1 and chalices give you 2.
Dragons you just have to ask… they vary even from day to day lol.
Then, as Strudel walks aw- reaches for the chalice, oops, he triggers a boulder trap and is squished flat! Too far?
Yes
Heck yes
Heck INSERTGENERICFILLEREXPLETIVE YES