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The Campaign: Stand-in

June 26, 2019 by Tim


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mandoschMUh
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mandoschMUh

Bwahahaha! This made my day! Awesome stuff.

Tonkin
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Tonkin

I cant say anything, my group in the past resorted to 5 different chips from the big bundle snack packs when our dm forgot our characters that we had previously forgotten at their house… =/

Crestlinger
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Crestlinger
Cyrad
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Cyrad

Should just use a die like normal people

Tumbleweed
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Tumbleweed

I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles…

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I don't know how to register

Look on the bright side, 1. At least you’re not hazelnut flavored. 🤮

Padraic
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Padraic

As a DM and a Player, I’ve seen Starbursts, Skittles, Hershey Kisses, Mambas, Dice, Coins, Rocks, etc… Hell, I’ve even had a guy use his finger from his prosthetic hand! (He had one that had separate joints. He just took his pinky finger off. [cool but it was a bit… ummm… Shudder!]) The finger jokes were just flat out wild! If you can’t take a bit of ribbing for unique figures, then you really shouldn’t be playing!

Sian
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Sian

My favurite was a elven druid, for whom the stand-in when the figure was forgotten, was a daemonette of Slaanesh

Leon
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Leon

Yum

Roamer
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Roamer

Hmmm… Watch out or you might run in to a Nabisghost! Watch out for the Nesquik sand! And who can forget the dreaded Keeble-Demon?

Twirrim
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Twirrim

Salt shaker? No way, he’d be bound to be as-salt-ed.

Jacob
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Jacob

-2 points. The shaker always does the as-salting.

MrScience_
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MrScience_

Now, you are just peppering this thread with puns…

Him.
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Him.

Cayenne down man! It’s not too bad.

KillerDragon989
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KillerDragon989

They’ll parsley believe what they’ve gotten themselves into.

FireballDragon
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FireballDragon

Did anyone else ever chop up a bunch of Oreos in a bowl and pour milk in it? Tasted a lot better than Oreo O’s, IMO.

Babbleplay
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Babbleplay

The way these guys often turn to horrendous violence, I see this continuing till 1 whips out a cleaver, hacks off a hand of one of the joking players, digs into it while they scream on the floor, and declares a knuckle bone his new minifig replacement, and asking if anyone has any comments on that.

Reever
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Reever

at first i thought this was going to be satire about unnecessary filler in games to make them seem longer since the cookie was leading the way. clearly i overthink things…

TheDepths
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You forgot to mention what might happen to the little guy.

A monster’ll eat the middle first and save the chocolate cookie outsides for last, guaranteeing horrific, agonizing pain. =)

And yeah, those that aren’t old enough to remember that commercial, will be so lost.

Him.
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Him.

The pieces are color coded, nice!
Also, this is what a small shred of paper with a picture printed out is for. And a bit of tape.

MightyThor34
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MightyThor34

I love being able to see the previous comic for the “theme” we are in, but I really wish there was a button to show the previous comic by calendar, when we switch themes and I missed a day I have to jump around to figure out where it was.