… come to think of it… I’ve never seen them both at the same time, and we haven’t seen Brian for years now… o_o
OR HAVE WE?! O_O
tiamattt
3 years ago
Poor magical spite die, it was literally seconds away from retirement. Extra irony points for 2 bringing in the chicken to attempt to appease the die only to have the chicken eat it.
foducool
3 years ago
roll chicken for initiative
Freelance
3 years ago
Did… did you write this whole storyline… just for that one pun?
Or she can strap the chicken to her head like a battering ram
hawksharky
3 years ago
ok 3 questions.
1: how come nobody saw the chicken cross the table. i mean i think 1 2 and 3 would have seen it since it would have been in their lines of sight
2: how did a beak that small eat the dice without it getting stuck
and 3
does this mean that in a fit of rage, number 2 is gonna….”choke the chicken”? *runs for my life laughing and hides before i get murdered for that joke*
24
Now Red has to hatch a plan to get it back. No killing though, Sir Hatchural is a good egg.
I really hope it’s a Dame not a Sir, roosters can’t lay 20 sided eggs.
. *good die
. . . young.
I feel like Four and Chef Brian would hit it off pretty well.
When was the last time he showed up? It feels like it’s been years
Last I checked, he was a character used in Patreon comics only, but since I am poor, I wouldn’t know more than heresay.
He started way back, well before the reboot. I miss his insanity sometimes so I have to read the 1.0 books every once in awhile.
She’s his daugghter
… come to think of it… I’ve never seen them both at the same time, and we haven’t seen Brian for years now… o_o
OR HAVE WE?! O_O
Poor magical spite die, it was literally seconds away from retirement. Extra irony points for 2 bringing in the chicken to attempt to appease the die only to have the chicken eat it.
roll chicken for initiative
Did… did you write this whole storyline… just for that one pun?
Like a Dad! 😀
If he did, that’s commendable!
He’s been hatching this plan for weeks!
Watch this thing start rolling extremely well after the chicken passes it.
Riddle me this: Why did the chicken eat the die?
Your answer here ↓
To die another day ? *Starts playing Madonna*
Take your pick:
To turn the poultry into rolltry
You fucking brilliant son of a bitch, you called it!
Ok, this almost went the way we all expected, but Tim outplayed us all. Good work !
Expected? With Four? AS IF
I mean: we were expecting Four to eat the super fancy dice. She didn’t….yet. She could still eat the chicken 😛
Or she can strap the chicken to her head like a battering ram
ok 3 questions.
1: how come nobody saw the chicken cross the table. i mean i think 1 2 and 3 would have seen it since it would have been in their lines of sight
2: how did a beak that small eat the dice without it getting stuck
and 3
does this mean that in a fit of rage, number 2 is gonna….”choke the chicken”? *runs for my life laughing and hides before i get murdered for that joke*
More importantly, WHY did the chicken cross the table? 🙂
To eat the special die
Well That’s an interesting way to cleanse a dice.
Unfortunately this means it will come up 8 more often than not.
Why would this make it roll 8 more than half the time?
Lol, on a d20 it just needs to roll more than 5% of the time, not half. But I don’t get the joke either. Maybe because it got ate?
“More often than not” means more than half the time. Hovever I am glad I’m not the only one who’s confused by this.
Because the chicken ate it…
Because it got ate?
That is an eggcelent pun, I’m glad you didn’t chicken out of it.
Calm down, it’s just a yolk. 🙂
As a dad I approve of this comic. I say “well done” to the author who is also a dad, and egg him on to embrace the dad-ness and keep on cluckin’
I like that 4 is more wacky than homicidal now.