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The Campaign: Superstition

July 21, 2021 by Tim


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Killiak
Killiak
4 months ago

Now Red has to hatch a plan to get it back. No killing though, Sir Hatchural is a good egg.

Bwauder
Bwauder
4 months ago
Reply to  Killiak

I really hope it’s a Dame not a Sir, roosters can’t lay 20 sided eggs.

7eggert
7eggert
4 months ago
Reply to  Killiak

. *good die

Woodrobin
Woodrobin
4 months ago
Reply to  7eggert

. . . young.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
4 months ago

I feel like Four and Chef Brian would hit it off pretty well.

Tim
Tim
4 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

When was the last time he showed up? It feels like it’s been years

Timmeh
Timmeh
4 months ago
Reply to  Tim

Last I checked, he was a character used in Patreon comics only, but since I am poor, I wouldn’t know more than heresay.

Kevin Greenbaum
Kevin Greenbaum
4 months ago
Reply to  Timmeh

He started way back, well before the reboot. I miss his insanity sometimes so I have to read the 1.0 books every once in awhile.

Leon
Leon
4 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

She’s his daugghter

Snowfae
Snowfae
4 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

… come to think of it… I’ve never seen them both at the same time, and we haven’t seen Brian for years now… o_o

OR HAVE WE?! O_O

tiamattt
tiamattt
4 months ago

Poor magical spite die, it was literally seconds away from retirement. Extra irony points for 2 bringing in the chicken to attempt to appease the die only to have the chicken eat it.

foducool
foducool
4 months ago

roll chicken for initiative

Freelance
Freelance
4 months ago

Did… did you write this whole storyline… just for that one pun?

LeHack
4 months ago
Reply to  Freelance

Like a Dad! πŸ˜€

Dodgy
Dodgy
4 months ago
Reply to  LeHack

If he did, that’s commendable!

Hobbess
Hobbess
4 months ago
Reply to  Freelance

He’s been hatching this plan for weeks!

Epsilon
Epsilon
4 months ago

Watch this thing start rolling extremely well after the chicken passes it.

Henchman Twenty1
Henchman Twenty1
4 months ago

Riddle me this: Why did the chicken eat the die?
Your answer here ↓

lechuckGL
lechuckGL
4 months ago

To die another day ? *Starts playing Madonna*

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
4 months ago

Take your pick:

  1. It was on a diet.
  2. The whole thing was a chance encounter.
  3. That delicacy was simply to die for!
  4. It was out on parolle.
popinloopy
popinloopy
4 months ago

To turn the poultry into rolltry

Mahmoud Schahed
Mahmoud Schahed
4 months ago
Reply to  popinloopy

You fucking brilliant son of a bitch, you called it!

lechuckGL
lechuckGL
4 months ago

Ok, this almost went the way we all expected, but Tim outplayed us all. Good work !

Leon
Leon
4 months ago
Reply to  lechuckGL

Expected? With Four? AS IF

Last edited 4 months ago by Leon
lechuckGL
lechuckGL
4 months ago
Reply to  Leon

I mean: we were expecting Four to eat the super fancy dice. She didn’t….yet. She could still eat the chicken πŸ˜›

Leon
Leon
4 months ago
Reply to  lechuckGL

Or she can strap the chicken to her head like a battering ram

hawksharky
hawksharky
4 months ago

ok 3 questions.
1: how come nobody saw the chicken cross the table. i mean i think 1 2 and 3 would have seen it since it would have been in their lines of sight
2: how did a beak that small eat the dice without it getting stuck
and 3

does this mean that in a fit of rage, number 2 is gonna….”choke the chicken”? *runs for my life laughing and hides before i get murdered for that joke*

GraySkye
GraySkye
4 months ago
Reply to  hawksharky
  1. Its a Ninja Chicken
  2. Its a chicken, they can do anything
  3. Sounds about right
Silence
Silence
4 months ago
Reply to  hawksharky

More importantly, WHY did the chicken cross the table? πŸ™‚

GraySkye
GraySkye
4 months ago
Reply to  Silence

To eat the special die

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
4 months ago

Well That’s an interesting way to cleanse a dice.
Unfortunately this means it will come up 8 more often than not.

Cragfast
Cragfast
4 months ago
Reply to  Crestlinger

Why would this make it roll 8 more than half the time?

Blobby
Blobby
4 months ago
Reply to  Cragfast

Lol, on a d20 it just needs to roll more than 5% of the time, not half. But I don’t get the joke either. Maybe because it got ate?

Cragfast
Cragfast
4 months ago
Reply to  Blobby

“More often than not” means more than half the time. Hovever I am glad I’m not the only one who’s confused by this.

gnarph
gnarph
4 months ago
Reply to  Cragfast

Because the chicken ate it…

Cricket
Cricket
4 months ago
Reply to  Crestlinger

Because it got ate?

Ste
Ste
4 months ago

That is an eggcelent pun, I’m glad you didn’t chicken out of it.

Silence
Silence
4 months ago
Reply to  Ste

Calm down, it’s just a yolk. πŸ™‚

gnarph
gnarph
4 months ago

As a dad I approve of this comic. I say “well done” to the author who is also a dad, and egg him on to embrace the dad-ness and keep on cluckin’

Ace5762
Ace5762
4 months ago

I like that 4 is more wacky than homicidal now.