Man 2 is gonna hate it when he finds out the top hat goat negates the mouth dice curse only when theres no snacks at the table. Once theres snacks he’ll need a goat with a fedora.
Man, this takes me back to the horror days of when i was a kid and my parents signed me up for a parent/kid bowling league. There was this one guy who was so superstitious he wouldn’t even get up to take his turn if you touched/moved ANYTHING that belonged to him. You had to put it exactly back where it was. He also unplugged the Avengers arcade game in the arcade whenever he bowled because the machine was out of order the day he bowled his highest score and he firmly believed that the machine had to be off… Read more »
It seems like a lot of sports stars end up highly superstitious. Their attempt to handle the fact that they can perform perfectly on the day and still end up losing? One former captain of Chelsea F.C. had a whole long list of things that had to be “just so”, because otherwise he was doomed to have a bad game. He had to have exactly the same car parking spot each time, had to wear the same socks that had to have been washed a particular way and be in a particular place in his bag. He had to have… Read more »
You know, I once had a neighbor with all of those animals. Never thought to bring my dice over there though.
Bwauder
3 years ago
Whats frightening is that I’ve had 3 of the 4 animals as pets/yard animals in the past, thankfully not all at once.
Peter Piers
3 years ago
I just realised. How exactly is he planning to keep all those animals still and in that exact position for the whole of the game? Particularly the rabbit, as the die has to go UNDER it.
…unless they’re stuffed?
…shoo, imagination, you’re going weird places. Get back to 4, she’ll welcome you. Shoo.
Crestlinger
3 years ago
Now one of them just needs to reroll (heh) as a druid and it’s canon in game.
Guess that would be a menagerie tower then.
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Yeah I’d leave to…
no no, I need to see when the horse comes into play
Barnyard fun, without the mess.
Ok, I can only think in the smell…and I own a little farm, but is not the same outside than indoor…
What? What? What’s wrong with this organic Old MacDonalod dice tower? Don’t be picky, you lazy DM, you get your derrière right back in here and DM!
but What type of goat hat?
Man 2 is gonna hate it when he finds out the top hat goat negates the mouth dice curse only when theres no snacks at the table. Once theres snacks he’ll need a goat with a fedora.
He needs a blind deaf lostsense-of-smell goat.
A goat would look ridiculous in a Fedora
I dunno … a goat noir detective sounds cool
Man, this takes me back to the horror days of when i was a kid and my parents signed me up for a parent/kid bowling league. There was this one guy who was so superstitious he wouldn’t even get up to take his turn if you touched/moved ANYTHING that belonged to him. You had to put it exactly back where it was. He also unplugged the Avengers arcade game in the arcade whenever he bowled because the machine was out of order the day he bowled his highest score and he firmly believed that the machine had to be off… Read more »
Weaponized superstition! Brilliant!
You have no idea how happy I was when Absol finally got a card, I didn’t care how much it sucked, I used it entirely for the lolz 😉
I just think of some kid doing really well on the game only for someone to walk and unplug it so they do better at their game.
It seems like a lot of sports stars end up highly superstitious. Their attempt to handle the fact that they can perform perfectly on the day and still end up losing? One former captain of Chelsea F.C. had a whole long list of things that had to be “just so”, because otherwise he was doomed to have a bad game. He had to have exactly the same car parking spot each time, had to wear the same socks that had to have been washed a particular way and be in a particular place in his bag. He had to have… Read more »
Superstition happens when people conflate correlation with causation to the extreme.
The Players: Animal Farm
… where did they find those?
Maybe 4 reached Up and pulled those down out of her nose. Who knows whats hidden in there.
*that’s another high roll
Typo
That’s quite an excellent goat!
A GOAT goat, if you will.
You know, I once had a neighbor with all of those animals. Never thought to bring my dice over there though.
Whats frightening is that I’ve had 3 of the 4 animals as pets/yard animals in the past, thankfully not all at once.
I just realised. How exactly is he planning to keep all those animals still and in that exact position for the whole of the game? Particularly the rabbit, as the die has to go UNDER it.
…unless they’re stuffed?
…shoo, imagination, you’re going weird places. Get back to 4, she’ll welcome you. Shoo.
Now one of them just needs to reroll (heh) as a druid and it’s canon in game.
Guess that would be a menagerie tower then.