Bitch slapped by a penguin definitely has got to hurt, considering how thick their feathers are, how tightly woven together they are for water resistance, and also the fact that it’s the equivalent of getting slapped in the face with a deflated rubber dodgeball.
Peng-fu?
Kung-Fu Penguin! I’d watch that.
Penguin bitch slap!
Bitch slapped by a penguin definitely has got to hurt, considering how thick their feathers are, how tightly woven together they are for water resistance, and also the fact that it’s the equivalent of getting slapped in the face with a deflated rubber dodgeball.
I once saw a penguin fight on discovery channel and the narrator likened it to getting hit with smaller baseball bat.