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Winter-een-mas 2019, p7

January 11, 2019 by Tim

Reminder: These Winter-een-mas shirts/hoodies are limited, after January 31st, they’re leaving the store!


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Ang3lus033
Ang3lus033
2 years ago

I think this is why Lucas have so much free time in this universe !

Scortch
Scortch
2 years ago

You know that’s a good point. This Lucas has it so much easier than old universe Lucas

James Rye
James Rye
2 years ago

When your best friend is a danger to himself but you don’t need to worry (yet) because he can respawn after dying (for now). xD I wonder why Ethan just not asked Scott to make him a Dorito feeding machine, like a robot arm around his chest that calculates the distant between the dorito bowl and Ethan’s mouth and feeds him accordingly to the times he chews and swallows measured through a tape on the throat. Like that would work so well as support of his Winter-eeen-mas training I thought he would do that first. And ofc it would work… Read more »

Zachary Brigante
2 years ago
Reply to  James Rye

“Joystick” training. Nice one. Then he’d go blind and not be able to compete.

James Rye
James Rye
2 years ago

If he goes blind he just has to kill himself. xD

foducool
foducool
2 years ago

Lucas is probably saving fortunes by not having a cable subscription because Ethan is all the comic relief you’d ever need in your life XD

Croi
Croi
2 years ago

Yes, but what if, Lucas, Ethan only has 30 lives?

SilverShadow4
SilverShadow4
2 years ago
Reply to  Croi

Something tells me he’s already died more than 30 times lol

Arcatus
Arcatus
2 years ago

So, it has previosuly been speculated on how ethans respawn work. This is another instance of that:

If he dies of starvation, at witch state of his starvation will be respawn?

..what is his “save-point”?

Scortch
Scortch
2 years ago
Reply to  Tim

So does he continue to age while healthy? I mean is he going to eventually be 100+ and then just gets to a point where his body fails and he keeps respawning back to that point again and again, in some horrible ground hog day scenario? That power seems so cool now, but it seems like he is going to pay for it someday.

illsteward
illsteward
2 years ago
Reply to  Scortch

I think Tim has answered that, in a way? He won’t spawn “back to the point”, but to the latest point before his aging started to have drastical impact on his body, losing about 10-15 years, depending on which organ failed this time. Eventualy, unless he finds a way to reset his karma and reach nirvana, he will be doomend to eternity of 10-15 years-long lives in his body…

Scortch
Scortch
2 years ago
Reply to  illsteward

That’ll work for me.

Andrew
Andrew
2 years ago

What is considered “Full Health”?

Could he go out and get blind drunk (thus having negative effects on body) and to save himself the hangover…. Seems a bit frivolous for a super power mind you.

Him.
Him.
2 years ago

I’d almost wager that Ethan calculated how long it will take for him to reach suboptimal gaming skill, added the time it takes to respawn, and has arranged for his timely death at these intervals.

SDReeves
2 years ago

Hard to picture someone like Ethan having any friends. His stupidity makes him, at times, rather unlikable. Gratingly so. I’d have locked him in a safe and dumped it in the ocean so he could spend eternity drowning to death in a dark coffin.

SDReeves
2 years ago
Reply to  SDReeves

Maybe that’s a bit extreme…

Ray
Ray
2 years ago

Gives a whole new twist to “If you just kill him, he won’t learn nothing!”

Mike
Mike
2 years ago

I would be willing to pay for the damaged books that you mentioned a few comments ago, would that be an option? What is the extent of the damage? I really really want some of these books!!

Omg!
Omg!
2 years ago

Love the Ethanness!! 😀 😀 😀 😀