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Winter-een-mas 2019, p7

January 11, 2019 by Tim

Reminder: These Winter-een-mas shirts/hoodies are limited, after January 31st, they’re leaving the store!


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Ang3lus033
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Ang3lus033

I think this is why Lucas have so much free time in this universe !

Scortch
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Scortch

You know that’s a good point. This Lucas has it so much easier than old universe Lucas

James Rye
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James Rye

When your best friend is a danger to himself but you don’t need to worry (yet) because he can respawn after dying (for now). xD I wonder why Ethan just not asked Scott to make him a Dorito feeding machine, like a robot arm around his chest that calculates the distant between the dorito bowl and Ethan’s mouth and feeds him accordingly to the times he chews and swallows measured through a tape on the throat. Like that would work so well as support of his Winter-eeen-mas training I thought he would do that first. And ofc it would work… Read more »

Zachary Brigante
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“Joystick” training. Nice one. Then he’d go blind and not be able to compete.

James Rye
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James Rye

If he goes blind he just has to kill himself. xD

foducool
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foducool

Lucas is probably saving fortunes by not having a cable subscription because Ethan is all the comic relief you’d ever need in your life XD

Croi
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Croi

Yes, but what if, Lucas, Ethan only has 30 lives?

SilverShadow4
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SilverShadow4

Something tells me he’s already died more than 30 times lol

Arcatus
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Arcatus

So, it has previosuly been speculated on how ethans respawn work. This is another instance of that:

If he dies of starvation, at witch state of his starvation will be respawn?

..what is his “save-point”?

Andrew
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Andrew

What is considered “Full Health”?

Could he go out and get blind drunk (thus having negative effects on body) and to save himself the hangover…. Seems a bit frivolous for a super power mind you.

Him.
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Him.

I’d almost wager that Ethan calculated how long it will take for him to reach suboptimal gaming skill, added the time it takes to respawn, and has arranged for his timely death at these intervals.

SDReeves
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Hard to picture someone like Ethan having any friends. His stupidity makes him, at times, rather unlikable. Gratingly so. I’d have locked him in a safe and dumped it in the ocean so he could spend eternity drowning to death in a dark coffin.

SDReeves
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Maybe that’s a bit extreme…

Ray
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Ray

Gives a whole new twist to “If you just kill him, he won’t learn nothing!”

Mike
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Mike

I would be willing to pay for the damaged books that you mentioned a few comments ago, would that be an option? What is the extent of the damage? I really really want some of these books!!

Omg!
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Omg!

Love the Ethanness!! 😀 😀 😀 😀