Sonuvabitch… I just got my first scar. I was doing so well too. I was blocking or dodging almost every attack. I got ambushed by some stupid hobbes and got smacked around a few times, and now my character has a garish scar down his left cheek, starting under his eye, all the way to his chin.

He was such a handsome devil too.

Well… except that he’s getting sort of pale, and his hair is falling out up top.

It’s a shame that they make being evil so fun, but you have to get so ugly to do it.