… So he enjoys being sadistic and causing pain to humans. Looks like Ethan fits the bill with his infinite respawns, and fantastic reactions while “dying” – best part about Ethan dying a bunch of times is that there are no consequences (well aside from Ethan feeling excruciating pain, but he’s probably used to that)!
Unless his power is not infinite respawn, but switching bodies with alternate version of himself from other parallel timeline, which will lead to ugly consequences.
That’s a thing I tought myself: what if Ethan doesn’t have infinite lives but just a lot of lives? Like, they depends by the number of quarters on the arcade machine at the time of the accident or something like that. Bet that doubt would scare the Hell off Ethan if he thought about it.
I’m thinking he’s got 99 and at some point, it’s going to occur to him and he’s gonna lose it trying to remember how many times he’d respawned up to that point.
Gowther
6 years ago
I’m sorry, this has absolutely nothing to do with this, I just wanted to say that it’s snowing today. I live in Louisiana, so I’ve never really gotten to see it. I’m just pretty excited. Sorry.
Life-long LA resident here, biggest snowfall I’ve ever seen here. It’s legit amazing, and kinda surreal. It’s kinda like someone took all these places I know and teleported us all to somewhere with seasons.
Commentary, I built a snowman and felt warm (besides my hands) by the end of it. Good thing I went skiing for the first time in January, so I had some real cold-weather gear!
I also live in California, not quite LA. I was partially making a pun, partially remembering visiting relatives in places it actually gets cold compared to California and the “Okay, can it stop snowing now? I’m tired of shoveling” that came with it.
It’s cool until it gets to a certain height (in which shoveling is required, and cars start getting stuck), then you wish it to stop, and THEN it turns into slush, and everything gets soggy.
Other than that, I do love how snow makes some amazing scenery.
“If you enjoy hurting humans, and enjoy hurting your master, then you should kill yourself to make your master feel hurt”
aaron smith
6 years ago
i forget//.. has he ever shown ethan respawning ? where does it happen can he change locations, because if he couyld do it in the middle of battle that would own, bad guy thinks your dead,,, N64 controller up the exaust pipe
Had a hidden ad just now for a pastry chain that auto-played audio. No visuals and nowhere to close it; just background audio of somebody telling me about a pastry chain in South London.
I appreciate the need for ads but I think this one might be a bit too intrusive.
24
git gud you fuckin’ casual bot
… So he enjoys being sadistic and causing pain to humans. Looks like Ethan fits the bill with his infinite respawns, and fantastic reactions while “dying” – best part about Ethan dying a bunch of times is that there are no consequences (well aside from Ethan feeling excruciating pain, but he’s probably used to that)!
Unless his power is not infinite respawn, but switching bodies with alternate version of himself from other parallel timeline, which will lead to ugly consequences.
That’s a … really specific assumption with pretty much zero evidence.
but would be an interesting story arc?
This reminds me of the Reckoners.
That’s a thing I tought myself: what if Ethan doesn’t have infinite lives but just a lot of lives? Like, they depends by the number of quarters on the arcade machine at the time of the accident or something like that. Bet that doubt would scare the Hell off Ethan if he thought about it.
I’m thinking he’s got 99 and at some point, it’s going to occur to him and he’s gonna lose it trying to remember how many times he’d respawned up to that point.
I’m sorry, this has absolutely nothing to do with this, I just wanted to say that it’s snowing today. I live in Louisiana, so I’ve never really gotten to see it. I’m just pretty excited. Sorry.
It’s cool until you are actually in the snow and remember how uncomfortable it is.
Life-long LA resident here, biggest snowfall I’ve ever seen here. It’s legit amazing, and kinda surreal. It’s kinda like someone took all these places I know and teleported us all to somewhere with seasons.
Commentary, I built a snowman and felt warm (besides my hands) by the end of it. Good thing I went skiing for the first time in January, so I had some real cold-weather gear!
I also live in California, not quite LA. I was partially making a pun, partially remembering visiting relatives in places it actually gets cold compared to California and the “Okay, can it stop snowing now? I’m tired of shoveling” that came with it.
It’s cool until it gets to a certain height (in which shoveling is required, and cars start getting stuck), then you wish it to stop, and THEN it turns into slush, and everything gets soggy.
Other than that, I do love how snow makes some amazing scenery.
Well, if you feel cold, consider what normal was a few decades ago. In most places “normal” was colder than.”normal” is now. Think about it.
DUDE! I know it was awesome. I was working at night and figured it was just going to be sleet and started to watch it flutter… It was amazing!
I mean, the robot has a point…
*rimshot*
Controllerang out of nowhere. That’s the most Batman thing Ethan has done yet.
oof zeke needs a fix
This needs to be an action movie. Can we make this a movie?
Throw the 3D-printed caltrops at him!
ethan for the paradox win if anyone can come up with one he can. and im sure will i can think of a few
“If you enjoy hurting humans, and enjoy hurting your master, then you should kill yourself to make your master feel hurt”
i forget//.. has he ever shown ethan respawning ? where does it happen can he change locations, because if he couyld do it in the middle of battle that would own, bad guy thinks your dead,,, N64 controller up the exaust pipe
Martha
Who?
😉
When somebody says “Rekt” after their own comment/joke/speech, the cringe is measurable…
Would you say you’ve been… Rekt by the cringe?
Had a hidden ad just now for a pastry chain that auto-played audio. No visuals and nowhere to close it; just background audio of somebody telling me about a pastry chain in South London.
I appreciate the need for ads but I think this one might be a bit too intrusive.
Enjoying the current series!
Sounds like maybe one of the video ads that bugged out? We don’t have anything on our site that does what you described by design.
Good ol’ Zeke
… Zeke being enslaved.
My, my, the tables have turned. From enslaving the humans to being enslaved. REEEEKT
(YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!)