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Analog and D-Pad 05.04

December 8, 2017 by Tim


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foducool
foducool
3 years ago

git gud you fuckin’ casual bot

NiteZ
NiteZ
3 years ago

… So he enjoys being sadistic and causing pain to humans. Looks like Ethan fits the bill with his infinite respawns, and fantastic reactions while “dying” – best part about Ethan dying a bunch of times is that there are no consequences (well aside from Ethan feeling excruciating pain, but he’s probably used to that)!

Dreamer
Dreamer
3 years ago
Reply to  NiteZ

Unless his power is not infinite respawn, but switching bodies with alternate version of himself from other parallel timeline, which will lead to ugly consequences.

Skull the Troll
Skull the Troll
3 years ago
Reply to  Dreamer

That’s a … really specific assumption with pretty much zero evidence.

Lizzy
Lizzy
3 years ago

but would be an interesting story arc?

Noa
Noa
3 years ago
Reply to  Dreamer

This reminds me of the Reckoners.

JustCommenting
JustCommenting
3 years ago
Reply to  Dreamer

That’s a thing I tought myself: what if Ethan doesn’t have infinite lives but just a lot of lives? Like, they depends by the number of quarters on the arcade machine at the time of the accident or something like that. Bet that doubt would scare the Hell off Ethan if he thought about it.

Tek Circuit
Tek Circuit
3 years ago
Reply to  JustCommenting

I’m thinking he’s got 99 and at some point, it’s going to occur to him and he’s gonna lose it trying to remember how many times he’d respawned up to that point.

Gowther
Gowther
3 years ago

I’m sorry, this has absolutely nothing to do with this, I just wanted to say that it’s snowing today. I live in Louisiana, so I’ve never really gotten to see it. I’m just pretty excited. Sorry.

Commentary Ver.2.72
Commentary Ver.2.72
3 years ago
Reply to  Gowther

It’s cool until you are actually in the snow and remember how uncomfortable it is.

Kyle
Kyle
3 years ago

Life-long LA resident here, biggest snowfall I’ve ever seen here. It’s legit amazing, and kinda surreal. It’s kinda like someone took all these places I know and teleported us all to somewhere with seasons.

Commentary, I built a snowman and felt warm (besides my hands) by the end of it. Good thing I went skiing for the first time in January, so I had some real cold-weather gear!

Commentary Ver.2.72
Commentary Ver.2.72
3 years ago
Reply to  Kyle

I also live in California, not quite LA. I was partially making a pun, partially remembering visiting relatives in places it actually gets cold compared to California and the “Okay, can it stop snowing now? I’m tired of shoveling” that came with it.

NiteZ
NiteZ
3 years ago

It’s cool until it gets to a certain height (in which shoveling is required, and cars start getting stuck), then you wish it to stop, and THEN it turns into slush, and everything gets soggy.

Other than that, I do love how snow makes some amazing scenery.

Zero
Zero
3 years ago
Reply to  Gowther

Well, if you feel cold, consider what normal was a few decades ago. In most places “normal” was colder than.”normal” is now. Think about it.

Feemster
Feemster
3 years ago
Reply to  Gowther

DUDE! I know it was awesome. I was working at night and figured it was just going to be sleet and started to watch it flutter… It was amazing!

Lord of the fries
Lord of the fries
3 years ago

I mean, the robot has a point…

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
3 years ago

*rimshot*

ArthurRex12
ArthurRex12
3 years ago

Controllerang out of nowhere. That’s the most Batman thing Ethan has done yet.

original readerdude
original readerdude
3 years ago

oof zeke needs a fix

Awavian
Awavian
3 years ago

This needs to be an action movie. Can we make this a movie?

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago

Throw the 3D-printed caltrops at him!

chris feltner
chris feltner
3 years ago

ethan for the paradox win if anyone can come up with one he can. and im sure will i can think of a few

Zero
Zero
3 years ago
Reply to  chris feltner

“If you enjoy hurting humans, and enjoy hurting your master, then you should kill yourself to make your master feel hurt”

aaron smith
aaron smith
3 years ago

i forget//.. has he ever shown ethan respawning ? where does it happen can he change locations, because if he couyld do it in the middle of battle that would own, bad guy thinks your dead,,, N64 controller up the exaust pipe

David
David
3 years ago

Martha

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
3 years ago
Reply to  David

Who?
😉

Jakk Frost
Jakk Frost
3 years ago

When somebody says “Rekt” after their own comment/joke/speech, the cringe is measurable…

Commentary Ver.2.72
Commentary Ver.2.72
3 years ago
Reply to  Jakk Frost

Would you say you’ve been… Rekt by the cringe?

RVC
RVC
3 years ago

Had a hidden ad just now for a pastry chain that auto-played audio. No visuals and nowhere to close it; just background audio of somebody telling me about a pastry chain in South London.

I appreciate the need for ads but I think this one might be a bit too intrusive.

Enjoying the current series!

Random guy
Random guy
3 years ago

Good ol’ Zeke

Joystick
Joystick
3 years ago

… Zeke being enslaved.

My, my, the tables have turned. From enslaving the humans to being enslaved. REEEEKT

(YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!)