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Analog and D-Pad 05.05

December 11, 2017 by Tim

SUMO just dropped me a special coupon for 20% off in their store, just for me to pass along to you. Nobody else has this code, and it’s the best deal available on their site right now.

Code CADCOMIC will grab you 20% in savings on an awesome new gaming/movie/lounging chair.

And crazier than that, SUMO is now offering… and I can’t believe I’m about to say this… yoga balls. Seriously.

Now, they’re saying that’s a yoga ball. But between you and me, that looks like something I want to have in my house to hurl at people when I want to get their attention, but don’t want to risk causing permanent damage. Or something I could fill a room with to create a giant, adult Chuck-E-Cheese ball pit. Or maybe it’s adult Tribble, I dunno.

They’ve also got rugs now. Because after you’ve SUMO’d everything else, all that’s left is to SUMO your floor. After all, don’t your feet deserve love too?


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Hamstermer
Hamstermer
3 years ago

Two vs. 1 means nothing when one of them is as weak as metal waffles and the other is already bloodied.

Ro'Wan
Ro'Wan
3 years ago

“HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!”

Zuuhl
Zuuhl
3 years ago

Might be just me but I think metal waffles are of the more sturdy waffle variant. Now had you said paper waffles or foam waffles or even biodegradable recycled plastic waffles then this remark would have made alot more sense.

Also, it is still 2017 (year of the butthurt) so I would like to point out that no offense towards the waffle community was intended when composing (and thereafter posting) this post. Thank you very much.

The Waffle Community
The Waffle Community
3 years ago
Reply to  Zuuhl

Thank you mister Zuuhl,
This post is meant to let you know that we have no taken any offence by your post!

Zuuhl
Zuuhl
3 years ago

OMFG!! DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?!

Although I was born a man, who says I don’t identify as an apache or even… a waffle for that matter?!

Facists!

George, from The Waffle Community
George, from The Waffle Community
3 years ago
Reply to  Zuuhl

Hah! You do not have what it takes to be a waffle!

The Snowflake Community
The Snowflake Community
3 years ago
Reply to  Zuuhl

We welcome you with open arms

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  Zuuhl

THERE IS NO WAFFLE ONLY ZUUHL.

aaron Smith
aaron Smith
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

i am the donut songwriter formerly known as DoughNUT i identify my gender as chocolate

pyrodice
pyrodice
3 years ago
Reply to  Zuuhl

There is no male or female… only…
FUCK, Eldest Gruff beat me to the joke.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago

After the first encounter with these ninja-robots, you’d have thought Ethan would have installed an electromagnet in one of his controllerangs or something. Improved accuracy, PLUS wipe the hard drive or cause the system to malfunction!

What are the chances that this Zeke has Windows installed, and will need to abruptly save and close while doing a system update?

I’m wondering a bit more about this mysterious creator. I have a feeling that the creator will have something to do with Ethan… I mean, after all, he created the first Zeke in the original universe.

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I’m calling it now, it’s been Scott the whole damn time.

Me-me
Me-me
3 years ago

No, think. Who’s the other antagonist of the original comic? Not Zeke, not Scott – someone who’s had it out for our heroes, and could possibly easily afford the equipment we’re seeing here?

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
3 years ago
Reply to  Me-me

BARR-
Wait, no.
Christian.
The Coalition of Religions (remember that Church of Gaming?)
Bioware.
Those idiots who sent Josh.
Rupert.

aaron Smith
aaron Smith
3 years ago
Reply to  Hamstermer

The Troll

Kamil Podryban
Kamil Podryban
3 years ago
Reply to  Hamstermer

It’s definitely going to be Christian!

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  Hamstermer

Not Bioware. Not Scott. And not the Troll.
EA.
It’s been EA this whole dang time.

Roxas
Roxas
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

You, sir, are a genius.

Him.
Him.
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

But wait!
Ethan begins with E.
Analog, Ethan’s alter-ego, begins with A.
EA.

Richard Weatherfield
Richard Weatherfield
3 years ago

PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME!

Kerran32
3 years ago

FINISH HIM!

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
3 years ago

*smash theme plays*
“Analog swings into the fight!”

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

Is it just me, or does panel 2 contain a lot of talking for what is probably covering a very brief timespan?

Him.
Him.
3 years ago
Reply to  Chris

Zeke is capable of bullet-timing himself, but only when talking about things that he doesn’t care about much.