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Christmas 2021

December 24, 2021 by Tim


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Anony
Anony
1 year ago

Happy Festive Season

Klaster_1
Klaster_1
1 year ago

Thanks, Tim! Have a good time too.

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
1 year ago

The shear amount of swagger the pants give to this image is simply unacceptable. This has to be illegal.
Also Merry Christmas, fellow readers! May Zeke bless you with further existence.

Tony
Tony
1 year ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

And to think that it was the first ever item he bought online! Truly his intellect knows no limits.

Bwauder
Bwauder
1 year ago

While bowing down to our new robot overlord we must be thankful he took time out of his busy gaming schedule to provide us with this image and to so generously acknowledge us.

Dodgy
Dodgy
1 year ago

NOW I get it. Damn that’s dedication and planning a joke for the long haul! The X on Zeke’s chest was in preparation for this joke, right?

Karragin
Karragin
1 year ago
Reply to  Dodgy

Not sure if this is a troll or not, but I believe in the OG run of the series he was created by Ethan out of an XBox.

Karragin
Karragin
1 year ago
Reply to  Karragin

Thus the reason for the X on the chest.

Dodgy
Dodgy
1 year ago
Reply to  Karragin

It was troll. I’ve been following the series since the beginning. 😉

R77
R77
1 year ago

And a Merry Christmas to you and yours Tim. Thanks for entertainment, the smiles and the excitement.

Enjoy the holidays and … stay safe.
R

Camilo
Camilo
1 year ago

Is this a reference to the christianized Roman Empire allowing their colonies to keep celebrating Saturnalia and other winter festivals on December, as long as they made it about Jesus instead (who wasn’t even born that day)?

Del Cox
Del Cox
1 year ago
Reply to  Camilo

While I’m not sure that’s part of the intended joke, I scrolled down to see if someone else knew the factoid as well.

Dom
Dom
1 year ago

Nice pants. Merry Christpants everyone. It’s a time to be human and forget the online bickering. Have a great one.

Karragin
Karragin
1 year ago

Daddy?…sorry…daddy? …Sorry daddy?

Kamu
Kamu
1 year ago
Reply to  Karragin

I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds him weirdly hot in this picture 😀

Mordred
Mordred
1 year ago

It’s funny because it’s exactly what the Christians did when they stole the holiday from the pagans. lol

Drock
Drock
1 year ago
Reply to  Mordred

No, 4th century Rome was already officially Christian so they wouldn’t need to steal any holidays. Apparently Dec 25 was chosen to make things easier for former pagans who converted to Christianity, because then they wouldn’t need to redo their festival dates

william scott
william scott
1 year ago
Reply to  Drock

the pagan/barbarian tribes date back WAY further…. there is a reason in bible jesus birthday doesn’t line up with the 24th.
also remember that only puts it 2 weeks after the immaculate conception. that in of itself debunks the date as original date

7eggert
7eggert
1 year ago
Reply to  Mordred

Zacharias was in the inner temple, burning incense, when Gabriel revealed that Elisabeth would become pregnant and give birth to John.
When Elisabeth was in the 6th month, Gabriel revealed that Maria would be pregnant with Jesus.

The inner temple would be entered on the day of atonement only, so it would be September or early October. 15 months later it would be late December or early January. Thus it’s not guaranteed but also not that unlikely that Jesus was born on that day.

Lance
Lance
1 year ago

Merry Zekemas!

no thanks nintendo
no thanks nintendo
1 year ago

Thank you for giving him pants before having him manspread.

Ninebucks
Ninebucks
1 year ago

Cool now do Ramadan and Hanukkah or you’re a coward and a hypocrite.

James Kite
James Kite
1 year ago
Reply to  Ninebucks

🤔

As compared to your apparent desperation for validation?

😂

Our robot overlords are above such petty needs.

😁

Dodgy
Dodgy
1 year ago
Reply to  Ninebucks

Fuck off please.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 year ago

Seeing this, we must really thanks that Zeke is using now pants XDD.

Happy Christmas to everyone

Guest
Guest
1 year ago

That’s some smooth lord and saviour!
Merry Christmas!

Leon
Leon
1 year ago

Pfft, “savior”…..

Eclari
Eclari
1 year ago

Is it just me or the pants make him look disturbingly sexy?

KBABZ
KBABZ
1 year ago

-sees “WinterZekeMas” instead-

Mr. Casual
Mr. Casual
1 year ago

Don’t tell him that’s some primo manspreading, it’ll just piss him off.

Michael
Michael
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr. Casual

To be fair, it’s less justified because there’s nothing between his robo-thighs.

Michael L Livote
Michael L Livote
1 year ago

Merry Christmas Tim 🎄

Whatever
Whatever
1 year ago

Well at least he is wearing pants.

Draguss
Draguss
1 year ago

Sure, why not? We pretty much co-opted it from the last guys that partied around this time.

Frizbee
Frizbee
1 year ago

I, for one, would like to welcome our new Zeke overlord.

william scott
william scott
1 year ago

i for one welcome our new pants wearing robotic overlords