What about poor Steve?! DID YOU EVEN STOP TO THINK ABOUT STEVE?!
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Damned Kids
July 21, 2017
July 21, 2017
What about poor Steve?! DID YOU EVEN STOP TO THINK ABOUT STEVE?!
who you gonna call?
Visceral Cleanup Detail!
Why is there not a Splatoon Level for that game?
Because it isn’t on a Nintendo platform. I would buy it in a second of it was
Would love to see a level based on Splatoon in VCD. All the other levels are so bloody and gory so it would be fun to see a level that’s very colourful.
YouTube video: /watch?v=PaoU3_u-c_g
Yeah, a bit worse than paint…
Substitution cipher?
Having been a janitor for a major retail location, I can sympathize!
Is that balamb garden?
Where do you think he worked?
It took me a while to understand this >_<
If you read the lore entries in the first game, you’d know the ink evaporates on it’s own shortly after the splatfest. Do some research.
It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.
This is also a joke, so…You know…See above…
He always takes it too hard.
But that wouldn’t be funny. It’s a comic. Take it for what it is worth.
I did quite a bit of research on the first game in the course of exploring a few Splatoon-related comic ideas. I read Scrolls, Wikis and forums regarding the inkling’s culture, history and biology. The longevity of the ink was not a topic that came up.
Still, specifically searching for that topic now brings me to the Sunken Scroll which I imagine you’re referring to, which states the ink vanishes right after a match. Vanishes, not evaporates. Who’s to say HOW it vanished? MAYBE IT WAS STEVE JUST DOING HIS JOB, EH?!
😉
Very well. I will accept this chain of logic.
Yay Steve (right up to the killing spree, of course)!!
So when I have to queue for 5~10 minutes for a match, it’s because the janitors are cleaning up?
That explains a lot, actually.
Hooray for Steve :3
Free Steve!
When you stop to consider exactly what it is that these squids are squirting and splatting all over themselves, I kind of understand Steve.
…And to think, I would have gotten away with it (my poor, mediocre peacefully horrible life) if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
Actually, wouldn’t this be a misdemeanor? Squid/kids can’t die. Their soul would just make a new body of ink
Poor Steve…
They didn’t think to hire Steve some help? Or maybe only Steve snapped, or maybe this is common…
Just a usual casualty of every splatfest.
Why is it always gotta be Steve? Steve’s follow me everywhere… I can’t seem to shake them…. WHY?!!!
This reminds me of a time when Ethan says that he should call all the Steves…
—+1 Steve—
Fun fact: the January 23, 2008 comic brings you here via random
Doesn’t that stuff wash off in water? A sprinkler system could do that just fine…would make a funny punchline if that was his replacement.
RIP King Steve
I kind of always imagined that the ink was water soluble. After all, it kills the squid kids