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Damned Kids

July 21, 2017 by Tim

What about poor Steve?! DID YOU EVEN STOP TO THINK ABOUT STEVE?!


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foducool
foducool
4 years ago

who you gonna call?
Visceral Cleanup Detail!

Drago Whooves
Drago Whooves
4 years ago
Reply to  foducool

Why is there not a Splatoon Level for that game?

C
C
4 years ago
Reply to  Drago Whooves

Because it isn’t on a Nintendo platform. I would buy it in a second of it was

Blastdragon
Blastdragon
4 years ago
Reply to  foducool

Would love to see a level based on Splatoon in VCD. All the other levels are so bloody and gory so it would be fun to see a level that’s very colourful.

MidnightDStroyer
MidnightDStroyer
3 years ago
Reply to  foducool

YouTube video: /watch?v=PaoU3_u-c_g
Yeah, a bit worse than paint…

Malrog
Malrog
4 years ago

Substitution cipher?

Padraic O'Leary
Padraic O'Leary
4 years ago

Having been a janitor for a major retail location, I can sympathize!

Galuna
Galuna
4 years ago

Is that balamb garden?

The Crazy Fereldan (@crazyfereldan)
The Crazy Fereldan (@crazyfereldan)
4 years ago
Reply to  Galuna

Where do you think he worked?

Galuna
Galuna
4 years ago

It took me a while to understand this >_<

Galuna
Galuna
4 years ago

If you read the lore entries in the first game, you’d know the ink evaporates on it’s own shortly after the splatfest. Do some research.

TokiZecata
TokiZecata
4 years ago
Reply to  Galuna

It’s a joke not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

This is also a joke, so…You know…See above…

The Crazy Fereldan (@crazyfereldan)
The Crazy Fereldan (@crazyfereldan)
4 years ago
Reply to  TokiZecata

He always takes it too hard.

Jraik
Jraik
4 years ago
Reply to  Galuna

But that wouldn’t be funny. It’s a comic. Take it for what it is worth.

Galuna
Galuna
4 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Very well. I will accept this chain of logic.

Steve
Steve
4 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Yay Steve (right up to the killing spree, of course)!!

Undying3132
Undying3132
4 years ago
Reply to  Tim

So when I have to queue for 5~10 minutes for a match, it’s because the janitors are cleaning up?

That explains a lot, actually.

Urzole_Narx
Urzole_Narx
4 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Hooray for Steve :3

Stormms
Stormms
4 years ago

Free Steve!

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
4 years ago

When you stop to consider exactly what it is that these squids are squirting and splatting all over themselves, I kind of understand Steve.

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
4 years ago

…And to think, I would have gotten away with it (my poor, mediocre peacefully horrible life) if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

Guest
Guest
4 years ago

Actually, wouldn’t this be a misdemeanor? Squid/kids can’t die. Their soul would just make a new body of ink

Urzole_Narx
Urzole_Narx
4 years ago

Poor Steve…

Commentary Ver.2.72
Commentary Ver.2.72
4 years ago

They didn’t think to hire Steve some help? Or maybe only Steve snapped, or maybe this is common…

RP
RP
4 years ago

Just a usual casualty of every splatfest.

Kohnar
Kohnar
4 years ago

Why is it always gotta be Steve? Steve’s follow me everywhere… I can’t seem to shake them…. WHY?!!!

Hamstermer
Hamstermer
4 years ago

This reminds me of a time when Ethan says that he should call all the Steves…
—+1 Steve—

Him.
Him.
4 years ago

Fun fact: the January 23, 2008 comic brings you here via random

TobascoSlacks Macgee
TobascoSlacks Macgee
4 years ago

Doesn’t that stuff wash off in water? A sprinkler system could do that just fine…would make a funny punchline if that was his replacement.

RMagepedia
RMagepedia
3 years ago

RIP King Steve

MasterofBalance
MasterofBalance
4 months ago

I kind of always imagined that the ink was water soluble. After all, it kills the squid kids