You can’t. He’s terrible. Recruit him just to engineer his permadeath.
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You can’t. He’s terrible. Recruit him just to engineer his permadeath.
He is creepy, I’ll give you that. You could kill him in the war too, I suppose. Working on his supports to see if there are any redeeming qualities.
His creepiness is understandable, if not appropriate, from a certain point of view. He’s a shrewd politician, but I think his support with Byleth and Dorothea are the best at explaining where he’s coming from.
I haven’t worked through his supports methodically yet, but his supports with Marianne are actually rather endearing. He shifts from trying to “polish” her as a noble, to being shocked that there is a beauty to her beyond just the surface, to finally falling in love with that inner (and recognizing her innate outer) beauty. He even jokes about his own arrogance in their A support just to see her smile. He treats her with genuine affection. It’s really sweet, and shows a bit of his humanity. I got their paired ending in my first run. His B support with… Read more »
teacher of the year ahaha
Lorenz ended up being the reason I decided not to go with the Golden Deer. He still gets on my nerves.
Isn’t this guy with the Black Eagles though? The Golden Deers got Ignatz for terrible haircut character. In Blue Lions nobody seems to have a haircut that puts people into rage whenever they see it.
No, BOTH Ignatz and Lorenz are Golden Deers. Ignatz is runner up for worst haircut, but at least he’s younger and it’s a more traditional bowl cut. Lorenz has an obnoxious personality to go along with his obnoxious haircut.
So top 2 of the top3 worst haircuts belong to the Golden Deers. Who got 3rd worst haircut and what house does he or she belong to in your eyes?^^
Also I see Dimitri and Mercedes there so I take it you played as Blue Lions? Nice, most people play GD or BE instead of BL. Hope you did not lewd “Mom” (Mercedes) given you are her teacher. xD
What the fuck did I do?! …Oh wait, the guy from Fire Emblem. Whoops.
I remember a Twitch player who really hated Ignatz haircut and then somebody mentioned the idea to befriend Ignatz to let him die in battle. But that was too much effort for him so he let him be. XD
You know I spent a little of my morning telling people that violent games don’t make people sociopaths. After reading this and laughing, maybe they have a little bit of a point….
(Seriously though this don’t make you a sociopath. Just some fake people deserve fake deaths for varying reasons.)
Oh Loretz, you little man-bitch…….
He’s a somewhat useful javelin fighter, but his arrogance makes me vomit
Poor Marienne. Lorenz hits on her so much, no wonder she wants to be a nun……..
HEY!!! Oh, you meant the Fire Emblem guy. Sorry.
Well, do you hit on Marianne? SHE is a delicate flower, and HE is a bad influence
I’ve never played Fire Emblem. It just disturbs me that I have the same first name as someone who is apparently an insufferable ponce.
I’ve never played Fire Emblem, but my name is actually Lorenz, so this fucking terrifies me.
Well, Lorenz, know this. Should your haircut and/or personality prove unworthy, we are fully prepared to seduce you into battle for the entire purpose of arranging your death.
Don’t recuit him just to kill him!
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Do his paralouge for his amazing relic, then let him die.
Your comics have traumatized me too much, I will never play fire emblem 😛
Your loss. 😛
It is an amazingly well done game, if you have any interest in an sRPG at all you should play this game.
The comics kind of makes me want to play but it isn’t going to happen because I don’t have a switch and they are never going to port the games to pc.
I might want to do this…but then it would take time away from my lolita army in the making.
On the other end of the spectrum I think Sylvian is the best student. He is funny and sooo well written. He has some incredibly deep conversations too.
Hmm, I have been keeping the playboy away from my valkrie team but I will have to investigate this for my second playthrough
I agree SOOOOO much with this comic
Why didn’t I think about sending him to his death, I just leave him at the base, but this would be so much better.
The mention of killing characters you don’t like reminded me. When was the last time you played RimWorld? Have you played since it came out of early access?
No, I dont think I’ve played it since.
Well if you want to see brand new ways of your colonists losing their minds and killing each other I highly recommend it! Along with being able to flee your colony in the face of attack. I started playing it because of your comic way back when and the devs have done great.
he lacks self awareness but i think he is fine. I hope he changes in Part 2 i m still in part 1. FIGHTING GOLD!!!
Lol Byleth’s desperate face talking about his haircut hahahaha
Byleth can’t say much cause his haircut is not that great too