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Die Haircut

August 5, 2019 by Tim

You can’t. He’s terrible. Recruit him just to engineer his permadeath.


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Sabby
Sabby
2 years ago

He is creepy, I’ll give you that. You could kill him in the war too, I suppose. Working on his supports to see if there are any redeeming qualities.

MajinBlayze
MajinBlayze
2 years ago
Reply to  Sabby

His creepiness is understandable, if not appropriate, from a certain point of view. He’s a shrewd politician, but I think his support with Byleth and Dorothea are the best at explaining where he’s coming from.

Vandril
Vandril
2 years ago
Reply to  Sabby

I haven’t worked through his supports methodically yet, but his supports with Marianne are actually rather endearing. He shifts from trying to “polish” her as a noble, to being shocked that there is a beauty to her beyond just the surface, to finally falling in love with that inner (and recognizing her innate outer) beauty. He even jokes about his own arrogance in their A support just to see her smile. He treats her with genuine affection. It’s really sweet, and shows a bit of his humanity. I got their paired ending in my first run. His B support with… Read more »

foducool
foducool
2 years ago

teacher of the year ahaha

Jéquiyot
Jéquiyot
2 years ago

Lorenz ended up being the reason I decided not to go with the Golden Deer. He still gets on my nerves.

James Rye
James Rye
2 years ago
Reply to  Jéquiyot

Isn’t this guy with the Black Eagles though? The Golden Deers got Ignatz for terrible haircut character. In Blue Lions nobody seems to have a haircut that puts people into rage whenever they see it.

James Rye
James Rye
2 years ago
Reply to  Tim

So top 2 of the top3 worst haircuts belong to the Golden Deers. Who got 3rd worst haircut and what house does he or she belong to in your eyes?^^
Also I see Dimitri and Mercedes there so I take it you played as Blue Lions? Nice, most people play GD or BE instead of BL. Hope you did not lewd “Mom” (Mercedes) given you are her teacher. xD

FireballDragon
FireballDragon
2 years ago
Reply to  Jéquiyot

What the fuck did I do?! …Oh wait, the guy from Fire Emblem. Whoops.

James Rye
James Rye
2 years ago

I remember a Twitch player who really hated Ignatz haircut and then somebody mentioned the idea to befriend Ignatz to let him die in battle. But that was too much effort for him so he let him be. XD

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
2 years ago

You know I spent a little of my morning telling people that violent games don’t make people sociopaths. After reading this and laughing, maybe they have a little bit of a point….

(Seriously though this don’t make you a sociopath. Just some fake people deserve fake deaths for varying reasons.)

Leon
Leon
2 years ago

Oh Loretz, you little man-bitch…….

Leon
Leon
2 years ago
Reply to  Leon

He’s a somewhat useful javelin fighter, but his arrogance makes me vomit

Leon
Leon
2 years ago
Reply to  Leon

Poor Marienne. Lorenz hits on her so much, no wonder she wants to be a nun……..

FireballDragon
FireballDragon
2 years ago
Reply to  Leon

HEY!!! Oh, you meant the Fire Emblem guy. Sorry.

Leon
Leon
2 years ago
Reply to  FireballDragon

Well, do you hit on Marianne? SHE is a delicate flower, and HE is a bad influence

FireballDragon
FireballDragon
2 years ago
Reply to  Leon

I’ve never played Fire Emblem. It just disturbs me that I have the same first name as someone who is apparently an insufferable ponce.

FireballDragon
FireballDragon
2 years ago

I’ve never played Fire Emblem, but my name is actually Lorenz, so this fucking terrifies me.

Atros
Atros
2 years ago
Reply to  FireballDragon

Well, Lorenz, know this. Should your haircut and/or personality prove unworthy, we are fully prepared to seduce you into battle for the entire purpose of arranging your death.

Humson
Humson
2 years ago

Don’t recuit him just to kill him!

Do his paralouge for his amazing relic, then let him die.

SpinelesS
SpinelesS
2 years ago

Your comics have traumatized me too much, I will never play fire emblem 😛

Vandril
Vandril
2 years ago
Reply to  SpinelesS

Your loss. 😛

MightyThor34
MightyThor34
2 years ago
Reply to  SpinelesS

It is an amazingly well done game, if you have any interest in an sRPG at all you should play this game.

Lilitha
Lilitha
2 years ago
Reply to  MightyThor34

The comics kind of makes me want to play but it isn’t going to happen because I don’t have a switch and they are never going to port the games to pc.

Boomchickenpop
Boomchickenpop
2 years ago

I might want to do this…but then it would take time away from my lolita army in the making.

Slinx
Slinx
2 years ago

On the other end of the spectrum I think Sylvian is the best student. He is funny and sooo well written. He has some incredibly deep conversations too.

MightyThor34
MightyThor34
2 years ago
Reply to  Slinx

Hmm, I have been keeping the playboy away from my valkrie team but I will have to investigate this for my second playthrough

CombatMagi
CombatMagi
2 years ago

I agree SOOOOO much with this comic

MightyThor34
MightyThor34
2 years ago

Why didn’t I think about sending him to his death, I just leave him at the base, but this would be so much better.

Eric
Eric
2 years ago

The mention of killing characters you don’t like reminded me. When was the last time you played RimWorld? Have you played since it came out of early access?

Eric
Eric
2 years ago
Reply to  Tim

Well if you want to see brand new ways of your colonists losing their minds and killing each other I highly recommend it! Along with being able to flee your colony in the face of attack. I started playing it because of your comic way back when and the devs have done great.

Alex
Alex
2 years ago

he lacks self awareness but i think he is fine. I hope he changes in Part 2 i m still in part 1. FIGHTING GOLD!!!

Anne
Anne
2 years ago

Lol Byleth’s desperate face talking about his haircut hahahaha
Byleth can’t say much cause his haircut is not that great too