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Die Haircut

August 5, 2019 by Tim

You can’t. He’s terrible. Recruit him just to engineer his permadeath.


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Sabby
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Sabby

He is creepy, I’ll give you that. You could kill him in the war too, I suppose. Working on his supports to see if there are any redeeming qualities.

MajinBlayze
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MajinBlayze

His creepiness is understandable, if not appropriate, from a certain point of view. He’s a shrewd politician, but I think his support with Byleth and Dorothea are the best at explaining where he’s coming from.

Vandril
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Vandril

I haven’t worked through his supports methodically yet, but his supports with Marianne are actually rather endearing. He shifts from trying to “polish” her as a noble, to being shocked that there is a beauty to her beyond just the surface, to finally falling in love with that inner (and recognizing her innate outer) beauty. He even jokes about his own arrogance in their A support just to see her smile. He treats her with genuine affection. It’s really sweet, and shows a bit of his humanity. I got their paired ending in my first run. His B support with… Read more »

foducool
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foducool

teacher of the year ahaha

Jéquiyot
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Jéquiyot

Lorenz ended up being the reason I decided not to go with the Golden Deer. He still gets on my nerves.

James Rye
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James Rye

Isn’t this guy with the Black Eagles though? The Golden Deers got Ignatz for terrible haircut character. In Blue Lions nobody seems to have a haircut that puts people into rage whenever they see it.

FireballDragon
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FireballDragon

What the fuck did I do?! …Oh wait, the guy from Fire Emblem. Whoops.

James Rye
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James Rye

I remember a Twitch player who really hated Ignatz haircut and then somebody mentioned the idea to befriend Ignatz to let him die in battle. But that was too much effort for him so he let him be. XD

FITCamaro
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FITCamaro

You know I spent a little of my morning telling people that violent games don’t make people sociopaths. After reading this and laughing, maybe they have a little bit of a point….

(Seriously though this don’t make you a sociopath. Just some fake people deserve fake deaths for varying reasons.)

Leon
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Leon

Oh Loretz, you little man-bitch…….

Leon
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Leon

He’s a somewhat useful javelin fighter, but his arrogance makes me vomit

Leon
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Leon

Poor Marienne. Lorenz hits on her so much, no wonder she wants to be a nun……..

FireballDragon
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FireballDragon

HEY!!! Oh, you meant the Fire Emblem guy. Sorry.

Leon
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Leon

Well, do you hit on Marianne? SHE is a delicate flower, and HE is a bad influence

FireballDragon
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FireballDragon

I’ve never played Fire Emblem. It just disturbs me that I have the same first name as someone who is apparently an insufferable ponce.

FireballDragon
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FireballDragon

I’ve never played Fire Emblem, but my name is actually Lorenz, so this fucking terrifies me.

Atros
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Atros

Well, Lorenz, know this. Should your haircut and/or personality prove unworthy, we are fully prepared to seduce you into battle for the entire purpose of arranging your death.

Humson
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Humson

Don’t recuit him just to kill him!

Do his paralouge for his amazing relic, then let him die.

SpinelesS
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SpinelesS

Your comics have traumatized me too much, I will never play fire emblem 😛

Vandril
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Vandril

Your loss. 😛

MightyThor34
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MightyThor34

It is an amazingly well done game, if you have any interest in an sRPG at all you should play this game.

Lilitha
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Lilitha

The comics kind of makes me want to play but it isn’t going to happen because I don’t have a switch and they are never going to port the games to pc.

Boomchickenpop
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Boomchickenpop

I might want to do this…but then it would take time away from my lolita army in the making.

Slinx
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Slinx

On the other end of the spectrum I think Sylvian is the best student. He is funny and sooo well written. He has some incredibly deep conversations too.

MightyThor34
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MightyThor34

Hmm, I have been keeping the playboy away from my valkrie team but I will have to investigate this for my second playthrough

CombatMagi
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CombatMagi

I agree SOOOOO much with this comic

MightyThor34
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MightyThor34

Why didn’t I think about sending him to his death, I just leave him at the base, but this would be so much better.

Eric
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Eric

The mention of killing characters you don’t like reminded me. When was the last time you played RimWorld? Have you played since it came out of early access?

Alex
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Alex

he lacks self awareness but i think he is fine. I hope he changes in Part 2 i m still in part 1. FIGHTING GOLD!!!