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Even Steven

May 11, 2018 by Tim

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Ocramot
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Ocramot

So, Avengers 3 confirmed?
…wait, that happened already.

Blobsy
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Blobsy

Unlike Valve, Marvel Studios can count to three.

TheKnightOne
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TheKnightOne

And Disney can count the squillions of dollars of ROI ^_^

Jeb Bush
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Jeb Bush

Spoilers for Infinity War:

I am Groot,
I am Groot.
I am Groot,
I am Groot,
I am Groot,
I am Groot.

Paulo
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Paulo

You forgot that part where I am Groot

aaron Poplin
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aaron Poplin

*sarcastically* i am Groot

David
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David

“Dad?”

Nathaniel
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Nathaniel

Please clap

BrokenBanette
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BrokenBanette

we are groot

phLOx
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phLOx

Who needs a G-Man when you can have a T-Man?

pato
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pato

Ah yes, Half-Life ๐Ÿ™‚

Tumbleweed
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Tumbleweed

There are people who haven’t seen Infinity War? What is this madness?

FITCamaro
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FITCamaro

Darn people with jobs, wives, kids, not enough money to hire a baby sitter.

Jaysburn
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Jaysburn

If anyone in a first world country can’t get their shit together enough to put aside 3 hours for a movie in the course of 3 weeks, they ought to reevaluate their lives.

aaron Smith
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aaron Smith

excuse me i just saw it yesterday i have to beg people to drive me because i cant since i got hit by a car, oh and my family isnt super lovey dovey either so thats that

chris feltner
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chris feltner

im disables stuck in bed and only get 500 usd a month i love to go see it but i can its hell to move and sitting up is hard todo with out help so i will not be seeing it officially till netflix gets it

Killiak
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Killiak

Or perhaps they just don’t give a damn about (this) movie and got their lives in perfect working order.

Adam Sawyer
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Adam Sawyer

Also potentially burnt out from superhero movies

DemonCooler
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DemonCooler

This, plus I wanna save my money for the Han Solo movie coming out in a few weeks.

Coaster
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Coaster

Some people have special needs kids they can’t leave with a sitter.

Matt
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Matt

I havenโ€™t had a night out with my wife in years for this very reason.

CTownsend
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CTownsend

Against both the commenting majority and our beloved Tim, I’m going to primarily side with Jaysbum. There are a very slim range of reasons that should prevent anyone from being able to do a 3-hour thing they really want to do in nearly a month’s time. Don’t trap yourself like this. Get a cheaper car, work a few more hours or seek a promotion. Cut your cigarettes. Putting yourself in a situation where you can’t see a movie is the same situation that gets your house foreclosed when you can’t make a single month’s payment because some unforeseen thing had… Read more »

GrumpyGus
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GrumpyGus

Seems like these days lots of people skip that hire a babysitter part…. wish they wouldn’t sometimes…

Eldest Gruff
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Eldest Gruff

I haven’t seen a superhero movie since 2005.

CTownsend
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CTownsend

Maybe you should. Marvel’s movies have become very refined and well made. Probably the highest budgeted highest quality things the theater has to offer for the last ten years.

Eldest Gruff
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Eldest Gruff

It’s not that – the movie I saw was Batman Begins, which was an extremely good movie (IMO) with good production values. It’s mostly just that I haven’t seen much of any movies in quite a while, and superhero movies are not something that my wife enjoys at all. So while she has no problem at all if I go, the question is – do I really want to go out, spend that much amount of time by myself (because I don’t make friends easily and moved away from all my childhood friends), just for something for me? In addition,… Read more »

raven0ak
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raven0ak

iron man 2 been last super hero movie I watched, cant really give a damn about these (once you seen one or two of em you can pretty much summarise entirety of plot in first minute for rest of em)

Brent
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Brent

Half-Life: The Thanos Origin

Demetri
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Demetri

Ha! So far no one else gets the joke? Not just “Half-life” the game, but also because Thanos wiped out half the universe, i.e. half life.

Johnlico
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Johnlico

spoiler alert grootโ€™s final words translate to โ€œdad.โ€ You can cry now from hearing that

Ashi
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Ashi

….I think you just leaked Hero 28 for Overwatch

Wrecker
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Wrecker

Catching up on comics, I was actually thinking about how the infinity stones would translate into the console war series… how you’d divide the game experience into six different aspects. The list I came up with was Graphics, Sound, Plot, Control, Strategy, Social – seems like you could see where each of those aspects could be expressed as some sort of an in-world power. It was a fun experiment to think about it, but at the same time I couldn’t come up with what console/etc would play the role of Thanos – might be more powerful with the gems just… Read more »

Kyle
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Kyle

Thanos is obviously PC.

Dennis Crozier
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Dennis Crozier

Where is Half-Life 3?
I’ll do you one better. What is Half-Life 3?
I’ll do you one better. Why is Half-Life 3?

Paul
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Paul

Thanos and Gamora as DLC skins for God of War…? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Kerion
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I would get a PS4 to play THIS ๐Ÿ™‚

Brent
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Brent

Even better would be Rocket and Teen Groot….or is it still too soon for that?

BlackDove
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BlackDove

I maintain that the best game to add Thanos to would be Dream Daddy.

“Greetings new neighbour. Gamora and I have made you these brownies. I destroyed three moons to do it”

Caroniver
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Caroniver

That would be incredible.

Harry
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Harry

So uhm… I’m gonna go out and just say it. Bioshock?

Thanos = genius version of Big Daddy
Little Sisters = Gamora & Nebula?

Just putting it out there!

chris feltner
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chris feltner

spoilers: no one dies… i mean everyone dies i mean… damit part 2 come out so i can see part one on netflix

Brandon
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Brandon

Just to let you know, there is a redirect script that hits at random and sends visitors to a Windows scam site.

Tigrerojo
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Tigrerojo

Bioshock 1 and 2, but every Bid Daddy is replaced by Thanos and every Little Sister is replaced by young Gamora.

Brandon
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Brandon

Okay, thank you. I apologize to have posted the URL, but I wanted you to see the website address and I do not want it to happen to anyone else.

Brandon
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Brandon

Is there any way I can send you a private message? There is an active redirect script on this site and it is getting worse. Two more offending sites; one is to a bogus Cox Communications survey and another is a Luminosity knockoff.

Mike
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Mike

Mass Effect 3 would also have been appropriate… The final in the series without a good ending, so dlc released a year later to fix it.

Aaron Hansond
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Aaron Hansond

yum yum