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Even Steven

May 11, 2018 by Tim

Warning: The comments section below may end up containing spoilers for Infinity War.

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Ocramot
Ocramot
3 years ago

So, Avengers 3 confirmed?
…wait, that happened already.

Blobsy
Blobsy
3 years ago
Reply to  Ocramot

Unlike Valve, Marvel Studios can count to three.

TheKnightOne
TheKnightOne
3 years ago
Reply to  Blobsy

And Disney can count the squillions of dollars of ROI ^_^

Jeb Bush
Jeb Bush
3 years ago

Spoilers for Infinity War:

I am Groot,
I am Groot.
I am Groot,
I am Groot,
I am Groot,
I am Groot.

Paulo
Paulo
3 years ago
Reply to  Jeb Bush

You forgot that part where I am Groot

aaron Poplin
aaron Poplin
3 years ago
Reply to  Paulo

*sarcastically* i am Groot

David
David
3 years ago
Reply to  Jeb Bush

“Dad?”

Nathaniel
Nathaniel
3 years ago
Reply to  Jeb Bush

Please clap

BrokenBanette
BrokenBanette
3 years ago
Reply to  Jeb Bush

we are groot

MasterofBalance
MasterofBalance
6 months ago
Reply to  Jeb Bush

How dare you spoil so much!!! >:-(

phLOx
phLOx
3 years ago

Who needs a G-Man when you can have a T-Man?

pato
pato
3 years ago

Ah yes, Half-Life ๐Ÿ™‚

Tumbleweed
Tumbleweed
3 years ago

There are people who haven’t seen Infinity War? What is this madness?

FITCamaro
FITCamaro
3 years ago
Reply to  Tumbleweed

Darn people with jobs, wives, kids, not enough money to hire a baby sitter.

Jaysburn
Jaysburn
3 years ago
Reply to  FITCamaro

If anyone in a first world country can’t get their shit together enough to put aside 3 hours for a movie in the course of 3 weeks, they ought to reevaluate their lives.

aaron Smith
aaron Smith
3 years ago
Reply to  Jaysburn

excuse me i just saw it yesterday i have to beg people to drive me because i cant since i got hit by a car, oh and my family isnt super lovey dovey either so thats that

chris feltner
chris feltner
3 years ago
Reply to  aaron Smith

im disables stuck in bed and only get 500 usd a month i love to go see it but i can its hell to move and sitting up is hard todo with out help so i will not be seeing it officially till netflix gets it

Killiak
Killiak
3 years ago
Reply to  Jaysburn

Or perhaps they just don’t give a damn about (this) movie and got their lives in perfect working order.

Adam Sawyer
Adam Sawyer
3 years ago
Reply to  Killiak

Also potentially burnt out from superhero movies

DemonCooler
DemonCooler
3 years ago
Reply to  Adam Sawyer

This, plus I wanna save my money for the Han Solo movie coming out in a few weeks.

Coaster
Coaster
3 years ago
Reply to  Jaysburn

Some people have special needs kids they can’t leave with a sitter.

Matt
Matt
3 years ago
Reply to  Coaster

I havenโ€™t had a night out with my wife in years for this very reason.

CTownsend
CTownsend
3 years ago
Reply to  Jaysburn

Against both the commenting majority and our beloved Tim, I’m going to primarily side with Jaysbum. There are a very slim range of reasons that should prevent anyone from being able to do a 3-hour thing they really want to do in nearly a month’s time. Don’t trap yourself like this. Get a cheaper car, work a few more hours or seek a promotion. Cut your cigarettes. Putting yourself in a situation where you can’t see a movie is the same situation that gets your house foreclosed when you can’t make a single month’s payment because some unforeseen thing had… Read more »

GrumpyGus
GrumpyGus
3 years ago
Reply to  FITCamaro

Seems like these days lots of people skip that hire a babysitter part…. wish they wouldn’t sometimes…

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  Tumbleweed

I haven’t seen a superhero movie since 2005.

CTownsend
CTownsend
3 years ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Maybe you should. Marvel’s movies have become very refined and well made. Probably the highest budgeted highest quality things the theater has to offer for the last ten years.

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 years ago
Reply to  CTownsend

It’s not that – the movie I saw was Batman Begins, which was an extremely good movie (IMO) with good production values. It’s mostly just that I haven’t seen much of any movies in quite a while, and superhero movies are not something that my wife enjoys at all. So while she has no problem at all if I go, the question is – do I really want to go out, spend that much amount of time by myself (because I don’t make friends easily and moved away from all my childhood friends), just for something for me? In addition,… Read more »

raven0ak
raven0ak
3 years ago
Reply to  Tumbleweed

iron man 2 been last super hero movie I watched, cant really give a damn about these (once you seen one or two of em you can pretty much summarise entirety of plot in first minute for rest of em)

Brent
Brent
3 years ago

Half-Life: The Thanos Origin

Demetri
Demetri
3 years ago

Ha! So far no one else gets the joke? Not just “Half-life” the game, but also because Thanos wiped out half the universe, i.e. half life.

Johnlico
Johnlico
3 years ago

spoiler alert grootโ€™s final words translate to โ€œdad.โ€ You can cry now from hearing that

Ashi
Ashi
3 years ago

….I think you just leaked Hero 28 for Overwatch

Wrecker
Wrecker
3 years ago

Catching up on comics, I was actually thinking about how the infinity stones would translate into the console war series… how you’d divide the game experience into six different aspects. The list I came up with was Graphics, Sound, Plot, Control, Strategy, Social – seems like you could see where each of those aspects could be expressed as some sort of an in-world power. It was a fun experiment to think about it, but at the same time I couldn’t come up with what console/etc would play the role of Thanos – might be more powerful with the gems just… Read more »

Kyle
Kyle
3 years ago
Reply to  Wrecker

Thanos is obviously PC.

Dennis Crozier
Dennis Crozier
3 years ago

Where is Half-Life 3?
I’ll do you one better. What is Half-Life 3?
I’ll do you one better. Why is Half-Life 3?

Wumbo
Wumbo
1 year ago
Reply to  Dennis Crozier

Uhh Valve can’t not not count to 3.

Paul
Paul
3 years ago

Thanos and Gamora as DLC skins for God of War…? ๐Ÿ˜‰

Kerion
3 years ago
Reply to  Paul

I would get a PS4 to play THIS ๐Ÿ™‚

Brent
Brent
3 years ago
Reply to  Paul

Even better would be Rocket and Teen Groot….or is it still too soon for that?

BlackDove
BlackDove
3 years ago

I maintain that the best game to add Thanos to would be Dream Daddy.

“Greetings new neighbour. Gamora and I have made you these brownies. I destroyed three moons to do it”

Caroniver
Caroniver
3 years ago
Reply to  BlackDove

That would be incredible.

Harry
Harry
3 years ago

So uhm… I’m gonna go out and just say it. Bioshock?

Thanos = genius version of Big Daddy
Little Sisters = Gamora & Nebula?

Just putting it out there!

chris feltner
chris feltner
3 years ago

spoilers: no one dies… i mean everyone dies i mean… damit part 2 come out so i can see part one on netflix

Brandon
Brandon
3 years ago

Just to let you know, there is a redirect script that hits at random and sends visitors to a Windows scam site.

Brandon
Brandon
3 years ago
Reply to  Tim

No, it was a desktop.

Tim
Tim
3 years ago
Reply to  Tim

It just happened to me too. 8:16 am MST. It happened twice while trying to see the site.

Tigrerojo
Tigrerojo
3 years ago

Bioshock 1 and 2, but every Bid Daddy is replaced by Thanos and every Little Sister is replaced by young Gamora.

Brandon
Brandon
3 years ago

Okay, thank you. I apologize to have posted the URL, but I wanted you to see the website address and I do not want it to happen to anyone else.

Brandon
Brandon
3 years ago

Is there any way I can send you a private message? There is an active redirect script on this site and it is getting worse. Two more offending sites; one is to a bogus Cox Communications survey and another is a Luminosity knockoff.

Mike
Mike
3 years ago

Mass Effect 3 would also have been appropriate… The final in the series without a good ending, so dlc released a year later to fix it.

Aaron Hansond
Aaron Hansond
3 years ago

yum yum