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I Have A Note

August 13, 2021 by Tim

I’m sorry, I can’t come in to work today. I have a doctor’s note.


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Rolan7
Rolan7
1 year ago

We’ve all been there. Best wishes on your speedy conquest, er, recovery!

foducool
foducool
1 year ago

kek “shit I spent all night playing non stop and forgot to make a strip!”

CTOWNS
CTOWNS
1 year ago
Reply to  foducool

Apparently the joke police have slapped you with a downvote fine.

Dodgy
Dodgy
1 year ago
Reply to  CTOWNS

As it should.

Ian
Ian
1 year ago
Reply to  CTOWNS

pretty sure it’s the “kek” that did it

Wesley Riot
Wesley Riot
1 year ago
Reply to  CTOWNS

Quick lads vote im up

foducool
foducool
1 year ago
Reply to  CTOWNS

and that’s ok, people are entitled to not like my jokes
not my fault they’ve got a shit sense of humor

Bucket
Bucket
1 year ago
Reply to  foducool

Sorry mate, it was just so befuddlingly hilarious that, in my state of intense exhilaration I (and I assume many others too) accidentally pressed the ‘downvote’ instead of the ‘upvote’ button.

… Oops, I forgot to say “kek”, how will people ever know I was being sarcastic?!

Maarten
Maarten
1 year ago

Welcome to the world of Total war where one more turn become 20 more and 2 hours later. I see you have the high elves biggest obstacle to world conquest, those damn confederations never go through.

Last edited 1 year ago by Maarten
Hotair
Hotair
1 year ago

We’ve all suffered from this same disease. Many a night has been lost waiting for that “one more turn” to end, but instead it just keeps coming.

evilleet
evilleet
1 year ago

looks legit to me

Fran
Fran
1 year ago

I feel you. Currently suffering a variant of yours. Mine is called “Civilization VI”

Jonathan
Jonathan
1 year ago
Reply to  Fran

I just recovered from that one the night before last, when I converted the last holdouts to the One True Faith (namely mine).

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
1 year ago

As Biologist, don’t see anything that can make this note as false.
Hope get well soon…and the elves casualties being so high that the laughs of Karaz a Karak could be hear even in Lustria

Scrysis
Scrysis
1 year ago

Once you go Skaven, you won’t want to go back. Yes-yes, bow-bow before Ikit-Claw!

Dodgy
Dodgy
1 year ago

Get well soon Tim! Personally I found it helpful to put a clicklock on my mouse. After so many turns it will stop clicking and thus forcing me to take a rest. Should you wish to get one yourself, it’s more commonly known as “Crap, I broke my mouse due to excessive use!” . Therefor a cheap low quality Ali-Express mouse comes with a built in clicklock. A feature that the more expensive types seem to be lacking. Logitech, for instance, refuses to install clicklocks. They are a nefarious company, preying on the addictions of the weak (mainly those with… Read more »

7eggert
7eggert
1 year ago
Reply to  Dodgy

Diablo II – I actually re-soldered my mouse button several time. IIRC it was a Logitech one but I wouldn’t swear.

Xnd
Xnd
1 year ago

Priceless!

Flanker
Flanker
1 year ago

My first exposure to this disease was Panzer General. Very, very dangerous!

Jaq
Jaq
1 year ago
Reply to  Flanker

My first exposure was Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri. So many instances of ‘just another turn’-itis!

LordDragontree
LordDragontree
1 year ago
Reply to  Jaq

Holy Moly, another person who’s first infection was Alpha Centauri! Such a good game.

Not addicted to classic sid meier games
Not addicted to classic sid meier games
1 year ago
Reply to  Jaq

Don’t go sir, the drones need you.

Slamurai Jack
Slamurai Jack
1 year ago

You and me both Tim.

Bwauder
Bwauder
1 year ago

I’m not sure the doctors advice is to the patients best chance for a rapid recovery, despite her probable intent of closely monitoring his performance, at the very least over the stream and yelling encouragement from the sidelines and support bunker when possible.

Matthew Quilty
Matthew Quilty
1 year ago

you should try out some of the new lizardman stuff. its awesome. and keep your eyes out next month for tww3 content information

Thraxas
Thraxas
1 year ago

While I totally get the one more click sickness, there is an even greater sickness afoot. This is the love of those filthy traitors, that are the high elves. After all Malekith is the only True Phoenix King (even canon after End Times), so the right course of action would be, submission to the true king and execution of all so called heroes of the high elves.

Alex
Alex
1 year ago

This sounds just like a “Theme Hospital” diagnosis.

BakaGrappler
BakaGrappler
1 year ago

/me begins The Slow Clap.

Mr, Baucz
Mr, Baucz
1 year ago

High Elves? Only as Teclis.

Mano308gts
Mano308gts
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr, Baucz

Have you used Yvresse? Their campaign mechanic (the prison) is great. Honestly though, all DLC lords, especially more recent ones, are massively more padded with interesting mechanics than the vanilla lords, with the worst offender of all being the Brass Bull…

Pulse
Pulse
1 year ago

isnt it a breach of confidentiality to put the reason for the visit on the note?

Orose Khan
Orose Khan
1 year ago

I wanna say “do your job man” but your job revolves around delivering content based on your personal gaming experience so keep up the good work!

Hans Jákup Danielsen
Hans Jákup Danielsen
1 year ago

so…
you didn’t want to use the “my dog ate my homework” excuse? 😐

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

Looks like a fake. If it was HoM&M3-virus variant, I’d have believed it, but this is a no-go.

Vedrit
Vedrit
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike

I recall having “suffered” greatly under the HoM&M4 variant.

Guy Davidson
Guy Davidson
1 year ago

Delighted you are enjoying our work as much as I enjoy yours!

Guy Davidson
Guy Davidson
1 year ago
Reply to  Guy Davidson

(Sorry about the sleep deprivation)

James Rye
James Rye
1 year ago

Oh boy, if he starts with the Skaven he might never recover… My condolence to the family.

Duane E Naulls
Duane E Naulls
1 year ago

Sometimes, this is all you need to make a good laugh…

Christopher
Christopher
1 year ago

The rightful Phoenix King Malekith shall ascend to the throne!

Thraxas
Thraxas
1 year ago
Reply to  Tim

No it’s canon the Elven gods killed all other Phoenix Kings. Also Malekith looks way more awesome

Last edited 1 year ago by Thraxas
Thraxas
Thraxas
1 year ago
Reply to  Tim

Yes he wussed out but at least he tried without this super magic shields the later kings used (which made them cheaters in asuryans eyes). So down with cheaters! 😁
Also the whole elven arc in end times was some of the best Story writing warhammer has seen in a long time.

Holyman83
Holyman83
1 year ago

Who is your Doctor? I think I have several related illnesses.

Zomby
Zomby
1 year ago

Can I get one for having painted little bretonnian horses late in the night ?

Drew
Drew
1 year ago

Wait… Tim is male?

Jeremy Todd Kelly
Jeremy Todd Kelly
1 year ago

Can you make a nameless copy of this. I need a day off. Please?!?!? lol

LazerWulf
LazerWulf
1 year ago

I feel you. I, on occasion, suffer from the similar “Just-One-More-Chapter” disease.

BENJAMIN SMITH
BENJAMIN SMITH
1 year ago

Raise your hand if you’ve taken a day off work for video games *raises hand*

Marcus
Marcus
1 year ago
Reply to  BENJAMIN SMITH

ALL the days off…… <.<

Draguss
Draguss
1 year ago
Reply to  BENJAMIN SMITH

*shamelessly raises hand*

Addicted gamer
Addicted gamer
1 year ago
Reply to  BENJAMIN SMITH

I admit nothing

Verdiekus
Verdiekus
1 year ago
Reply to  BENJAMIN SMITH

I may have taken a week off work to raise wyverns in ARK. This just shows I’m a good parent right?

Marcus
Marcus
1 year ago

well…. seems legit! carry on.

Draguss
Draguss
1 year ago

LOL Don’t take this to mean your regular strips aren’t funny, but this being basically your way of saying “Sorry folks, can’t draw, busy gaming!” made me laugh the most out of all your stuff in years.

Aerth
Aerth
1 year ago

4-5 years ago you would probably be cured by “AI turns take forever” medicine, but CA dastardly optimized AI decision making 2 or so years ago and now turns go pretty fast even on my 11 years old PC.

Drew
Drew
1 year ago

20 years is coming! Right around the corner! Got anything special planned for your anniversary?

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
1 year ago

Hey Tim? Ask your doctor if she’s accepting new patients for me? I didn’t get to sleep until 7am.

Mano308gts
Mano308gts
1 year ago

I’m sitting on 111 operational mods (down from 150+ before the latest update) for my TWW2, and a string of abandoned campaigns (because the only campaign I have interest in is map completion, and it gets boring once you have too much power)…

This game is a time sink like few others. XD

MasterofBalance
MasterofBalance
1 year ago

I think we all suffer from that disease

Belthanos
Belthanos
1 year ago

I too once suffered Just-One-More-Turn Disease for playing the high elves in TW:Warhammer 2. I suggest to you Tim to stop trying to get the Everqueen to agree with uniting and just take over so you can focus more on completely destroying and removing the Dark Elf menace!

Belthanos
Belthanos
1 year ago
Reply to  Tim

Yeah I can’t remember which high elf kept giving me trouble in forming a confederate, but I think the nation ended up being too weak to be a threat for a bit so I just went ahead and began taking out the Dark Elves. I still kept one or two regiments around there though in case they decide to declare war, or if one of their places got taken over by rebels or a weak rival nation to where I can swoop in to liberate, and then make that other nation declare peace(since I can just go out of my… Read more »

Jeff
Jeff
1 year ago

Please tell me you got a doctor to write that for you. they would be the best dr ever

Jaeger
Jaeger
1 year ago

Ahh, Total Warhammer. The one place of sanctuary available to us old beards who got fucked over by GW with Age of Shitmar and it’s ground marines. Call me bitter all you want I was Bretonnian player, last edition (8th) fucked us over and no update on army book, even erratas ingored us, pointy ears got extra points in specials to represent old rules, where was the equivalent to Brets? No old world, GW can choke on their over priced plastic.

ravenofpoe
ravenofpoe
1 year ago

Dude, every game of civilization I’ve ever played. You sir are excused.

Don't_Fear_Phil
Don't_Fear_Phil
1 year ago

Just FYI, if she’s safe in her little patch of Ulthuan and you’ve already cut off all enemies around her she’ll never confederate.

Been playing a Taurox campaign and holy shit the Beastman are way better after this update, super underwhelming when they originally came out but I can take on 3 full stacks just with his army in Very Hard. Even giants seem to have been buffed significantly and they’ve long been panned as the worst Tier 4 monsters.

KillerDragon989
KillerDragon989
1 year ago

Ok, not gonna lie, I half considered printing this out and giving it to my boss for fun…but then I remembered he’s not a gamer and thought that that would make it that much sweeter in my head. 🤣

KeeperOf42
KeeperOf42
1 year ago

As great horned rat has predicted yes yes. Even webcomic artists fall to the temptation of warpstone infused one more turn YESSSS.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
1 year ago

Hopefully not spreadable to other family members. Effects of accidental data loss could be nasty.

Gamesidiot
Gamesidiot
1 year ago

Can you do this letter face on, so I can change the name? I want to send one to my boss. 🙂

Falco
Falco
1 year ago

All in preparation of TW:WH3? The release date says ‘Late 2021’…

Nope
Nope
1 year ago

Lmaooo imagine doing an all-nighter for wh2 when Empire, Napoleon, Shogun 2, Medieval 2… exist