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August 31, 2018 by Tim

And I hadn’t even heard about #puddlegate yet when I wrote this.

Good grief.


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foducool
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foducool

this is why I hate fans smh

MrQ
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MrQ

I don’t think the word is fans. I think it’s fucking assholes.

Timothy
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Timothy

I’m a professional asshole, let me say, those people, don’t represent us. I think they represent the douche community.

Pajuka
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Pajuka

As one of the high tier Douches in Canada, they can’t be douches. They lack the false confidence we have.

Perhaps they’re trolls?

Nextgener
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Nextgener

Oh come on now. Even Troll’s have standard’s. Also, they’d Never show they’re faces in public.

They’re more like Dirt.

Drake
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Drake

I work in an environmental testing lab. If they are Dirt I’d have to dispose of them as hazardous waste, with all four characterization stickers. (Flammability, Corrosivity, Reactivity and Toxicity.)

Milamber33
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Milamber33

@Drake,

What about this one: https://www.xkcd.com/2038/

MidnightDStroyer
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MidnightDStroyer

As Milamber33 points out at the link, that particular hazard instance is a bit specialized & there aren’t too many facilities that are equipped to have such incidents occuring. It would be a very rare occassion to need such a sign.
But there’s high number of them represented in the comic itself, too high to be feasible. So I think they’re representative of the common @$$holes. As Dark Helmet in the movie Space Balls points out, there’s @$$holes everywhere.

Sio
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Sio

I look like the developer in the last part all the time when people are ripping apart work in progress stuff.

Bilious
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Bilious

I look forwards to the day when I can criticise Dragon Age 2

Pajuka
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Pajuka

But seeing as you’re building the thing, I assume you would need to be doing that surgery and picking it apart. It’s the diffrence between being a surgeon and a serial killer – context and intent matter.

kane
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kane

I am scared how much time people spend on watching the same movie. one if the comments for CDPR youtube gameplay was: “did you noticed how her butt changed shape after she took a sip from a can?”
like “REALLY”? you are watching a 45minutes long clip and notice a bum glitch?

Vicente
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Vicente

I really starting to hate social media and some “professionals” which don’t know the different stages of development when writing “reviews”

James Rye
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James Rye

Isn’t it weird how much humans enjoy negativity that they actively try and want to ruin things just for the sake of it?

Scortch
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Scortch

Just look at griefers. People who literally have fun only by making things as unfun for other people as possible.

Robert Loughrey
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Robert Loughrey

Griefers are just people who’s mental problems haven’t caused much of a problem yet.50% are bullies IRL, and the rest are sociopaths.

A Real Griefer
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A Real Griefer

It’s just a game dude. Leave us griefers alone.

Jason Thorn
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Jason Thorn

Maybe when you C4-throwing, fighter-pilot-gone-postaling, there’s-a-group-let’s-bollix-up-their-mission screwheads start leaving US alone, hmm?

mandoschMUh
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mandoschMUh

I don’t know when I saw the first / last footage of this game….I think it was the very first teaser. And I just thought: Oh my gosh, this will be glorious!

Looking at the trailer now on the homepage, the Oh my gosh is still there. I’m excited about this game, and I’ll never care for the hating mob trying to ruin it for us.

Ralgon
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Ralgon

Annnnd this is why crowdfunded will never produce product any better than the studios……..and why studios simply disconnect from playerbases.

If i had a dollar for evertime i saw personel bloat or lost dev time in smaller outfits trying to put out pr fires from these situations…… it’s a surprise anyone releases anything thats not finished and polished these days, but ofc then they get accused of vaporware.

I genuinely feel for devs trying to code something they are passionate about….

Tumbleweed
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Tumbleweed

It’s like a tank full of piranha, picking those cybernetic bones clean.

Kasaix
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Kasaix

Sherlock Holmes they are not. People are so eager to find things to get mad about. Cyberpunk 2077 looked amazing, even in the early build gameplay.

Kanashe
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Kanashe

It looks like a generic as hell FPS/RPG. I seriously don’t get what people are excited about, I mean aside from the usual “Let’s give CDPR blowjobs”

DannyboyO1
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DannyboyO1

Weird. I have watched the reactions of: Angry Joe; ACG; and YongYea. Smart mofos. Even their criticism is couched in “Yeah, that’ll get fixed.” and “Curious how that’s going to look later on.” And even “You know, I bet they’re doing this part on something like easy difficulty, to showcase these late-game abilities better.” Or “I love how they handle the credchip handoff here. It covers what could be an awkward transition, (because handing a thing from one character to another often involves a frame where it snaps from being attached to one model to being attached to the other,… Read more »

Destino
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Destino

Same here. Couldn’t agree more.

Kaitensatsuma
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Kaitensatsuma

I just want to know: IS. THERE. HACKING.

Brandon
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Brandon

No. They’re running the latest version of Norton. You couldn’t possibly hack through that.

Ashi
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Ashi

¡Apagando las luces!

Him.
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Him.

#McAfeeGate2077

Tumbleweed
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Tumbleweed

or AVG Free.

FITCamaro
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FITCamaro

Well all I got from the demo was:
1) Almost wish it was going to wait for the next gen consoles so console owners actually get something near that experience (of course I firmly believe it being a cross gen title is likely)
2) TAKE MY MONEY!

Joel
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Joel

I haven’t heard anything but positive things about it from all the videos, breakdowns and analyses i’ve watched. Pointing out maybe a tiny flaw here or there they’ve noticed, but at the same time acknowledging it’s still a work in progress.

John
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Huh, and my response on seeing the gameplay demo was “holy shit, this looks awesome, I can’t wait for more!”

This is why I hate people.

Hotair
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Hotair

You and me both. I’m not usually much for single player games, but I wanted it right away so I could delve into this amazing world and get in on the action. Didn’t even realize people were tearing up the gameplay demo till now.

Marco Burrafato
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Marco Burrafato

Honestly, I can’t imagine how could anyone not get excited from that video.

Rocco
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Rocco

As a dude that gets motion sick in fps, I am brokenhearted not to be able to enjoy this ?

C Townsend
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C Townsend

That’s what they get for trying to release a Gravatino Ball as a videogame.

R B S
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R B S

This was my first thought as well! It couldn’t have been worded better. I loled.

Croi
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Croi

This is one of the many, many reasons Netherrealm Studios won’t even talk about any IP they are working on, let alone show it!

Ray
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Ray

I wonder how these people would feel about millions of asshats picking apart their life’s work.

“How could the developers let something so incomplete leave the lab? The game play with Bob is like watching paint dry if paint too 30 years for paint to dry and then only in the basement. He has no interaction with other players except as an NPC of low level.”

TheTrussel
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We now live in the “views” economy, and complaints get so many more views than compliments.

More views, likes, subscribes, notifications, etc. allow people to monetize their “opinions”, and as we keep consuming the feeds, we financially incentivize them to keep doing it. We are the problem we hate.

Ellie
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Ellie

Huh. So far I’d only heard good reactions to it. Until this comic, I’d no idea people were ripping it like that at all.

…Now I’m curious to see what all’s going on.

Philippe
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Philippe

Wow I live in a bubble I haven’t heard anything of that sort. I thought everyone like it. I liked it a lot.

Edward Webb
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Edward Webb

I think that fans are probably bmore critical of this simply becasue of CDPR has a reputation for pumping out such impeccable games at launch, even if only compared to other studios. It makes a certain type of person look even harder for flaws.

Stephen
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Stephen

To be fair the people super dissecting this does do that for a living. The ones I’ve saw know the engine that it is based off of. They note the known limitations and where those have be overcome. They not glitches introduced and also talk about why certain measures where taken for how this game is played to compensate compared to the game the engine is most known for.
At this point its free bug analyses and their is also a good chance a lot of those are caught and fixed in the internal build.

Him.
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Him.

All these comments, and no one is asking the SERIOUS question about the whole thing:
Why was the white sphere filled with fleshy red flesh like flesh?

Edward Webb
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Edward Webb

see board game, Kingdom Death: Monster

.. all light is that of flesh….

Milamber33
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Milamber33

[insert fleshlight joke here]

thecrazyfereldan
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thecrazyfereldan

I grew up with video games back during the Super Nintendo and Mega Drive era, so whenever I hear some entitled, ignorant, little graphics whore moaning about puddles, graphics, or some techno jargon they dont even fully understand, I just wonder what the hell is wrong with them. They’re video games, not the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Melfice
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Melfice

This is Mass Effect: Andromeda all over again.

I fucking hate Gamers.
I’m a gamer. You’re a gamer. We’re all gamers here.

But you know what I means when I say Gamer.

Speaky2k
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Speaky2k

I’ve played CP2020 tabletop for many years. Tried v3.0, but never found people to play with…but seeing that Mike Pondsmith is attached to this version is reassuring.

Gismo
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Gismo

They want money upfront, so we have a right to deconstruct the game upfront. Stop the Pre Order BS and the masses will stop over analysing a work in progress