That’ll teach you! Plus, who knows. Might give you some additional traffic via google ;).

I can’t believe you wrote his name on my website.

<Chris Crocker>You don’t appreciate anything! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!</Chris Crocker>

It’s because you haven’t showered in a while, and now you smell like monkey.

First “The server guy” and now “Server Monkeys”… I used to have a name! I see how it is.

Regarding the issues with the advertisements and our forums, there is a small technical issue with the server on which those two systems reside. The server monkeys are aware of it, and working to fix whatever has been exploding. And how about Heroes, huh?! I’m most confused about what’s up with Nathan. It would make […]

So Halo 3 is finally out, and thank the almighty Robot Jesus. Hopefully now we can all shut up about it, and focus on a game that really deserves some anticipation. Like Mass Effect. Now there’s a game I could almost get excited enough over to go to some ridiculous midnight opening for… but still […]

Mission accomplished. We have beaten the game, and it can now go on the shelf, a conquered trophy. Sometime late last night we started experiencing some really obnoxious framerate issues, about halfway through the game. A bit of research revealed the culprit to be the patch for the game. We removed the patch, chose not […]

It would seem my threat of violence has worked, and Toby will be coming up from New York tonight. This weekend I shall finally partake of Bioshock. To say I’m looking forward to it would be an understatement. It has been a magnificent trial of willpower to refrain from opening and playing it during the […]

Yes, yes, a wallpaper from today’s comic is at the bottom of this newspost. I finally started playing some skate. last night, and I popped it in this afternoon to play for a minute and suddenly three hours had gone by. Whoops. The demo was fun, and the full game is even better. It’s my […]

I gave the Spider-Man: Friend or Foe demo on XBL a whirl the other day. As it’s clearly aimed at a younger audience, I can’t knock it for being too simple, but I guess I was just hoping for a little more than there was. Like maybe two buttons to mash, for some more varied […]

So I’m in the new place since Saturday. The move went pretty smoothly, thank you to all who asked. I got the video games set up Saturday night, pretty much everything else is still in boxes. I imagine I’ll be unpacking for the next week or two. I think the website had some downtime over […]

Internet up and running in the new place. Post to follow shortly.

He does something I can get behind.

Do you think World of Warcraft characters ever sit around thinking “Holy fuck, my hands are HUGE. I could pop my own head like a grape with these mits…” But it’s not funny, because they all have hand cancer. Tumors are no laughing matter. And how the hell does Samus roll up into that little […]

Cable companies are genius. Moving would actually be a pain in the ass if not for the glorious and divine light of the cable companies to grease the gears of transition and make everything all better. I don’t know where they come up with their policies, but they are clearly designed to make transferring your […]