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Recipient, p8

December 15, 2021 by Tim


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foducool
foducool
11 months ago

somebody once told me
STEALING PANTS IS BAD

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
11 months ago

I think he’s more like a parfait.

Me-me
Me-me
11 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

Deep, but it’s nonsense all the way down?

Humsterr
Humsterr
11 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I’d say more like creme brulee. Once you broke through the outer crust, it’s all the same

wkz
wkz
11 months ago
Reply to  Humsterr

What about Pizza? It’s only two layers at most, and everything’s on display.

LazerWulf
LazerWulf
11 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

A bit thick?

grizz kid
grizz kid
11 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

I love that all your responses just… don’t get your references.

Mousio
Mousio
11 months ago
Reply to  grizz kid

It’s about shrek and donkey’s “onion” and “cake” speech, I think.
Except this is a bit too meta🙄

grizz kid
grizz kid
11 months ago
Reply to  Mousio

At the end of the conversation Donkey says that Orcs should be like Parfaits, because nobody has ever said that they don’t like parfaits.

Casi
Casi
11 months ago
Reply to  grizz kid

Ogre, not Orc. Ogres have layers, orcs just have dakka

Egasilon
Egasilon
11 months ago
Reply to  Casi

Dat’s ORKZ, not Orcs. Da Orks are ‘da Boyz wit’ all ‘da dakka, an ‘da Orcs are ‘da little ones wot live unda a mountain an ‘ave little swords.

This is also a reference
This is also a reference
11 months ago
Reply to  grizz kid

Yes all of these other commenters have really put their foot in it.

Me-me
Me-me
11 months ago
Reply to  grizz kid

Is it against the rules to riff off a reference for some other purpose? We’re all improv comics here.

Nextgener
Nextgener
11 months ago

Okay lucas, since when did You know about Immanuel Kent?

J J
J J
11 months ago
Reply to  Nextgener

Kant, bro.

Freddie
Freddie
11 months ago
Reply to  J J

Kan, too!

LazerWulf
LazerWulf
11 months ago
Reply to  Freddie

Third Base!

Tim
Tim
11 months ago
Reply to  J J

Not with that attitude

Christopher
Christopher
11 months ago
Reply to  Nextgener

Lucas must have watched The Good Place.

Pulse
Pulse
11 months ago

just cause he doesnt have some weird name and most of the populous has no idea who he is doesnt make shrek any less valuable.

Jayne
Jayne
11 months ago
Reply to  Pulse

Shrek is not a weird name?

Radar
Radar
11 months ago
Reply to  Pulse

I don’t disagree with your general point, but you have to admit that “Shrek” is a weird name.

Humsterr
Humsterr
11 months ago
Reply to  Radar

I would also argue that Shrek is more widely known than Kant

JD.
JD.
11 months ago

Shrek was wise

Wesley Riot
Wesley Riot
11 months ago
Reply to  JD.

wise beyond his ears.

LazerWulf
LazerWulf
11 months ago

On the next episode of Analog + D-Pad: ZK starts mining Bitcoin and blacks out the entire city block!

Mark
Mark
11 months ago
Reply to  LazerWulf

unlikely. at no point can i recall having seen him tethered to a wall socket. He likely has a Significantly Powerful internal power source to survive long term without the exploitable weakness of needing the grid to juice his batteries…
That aside, the very nature of block chain functionality would put a spotlight on Zeke. It wouldn’t tell the world WHO was mining the currency specifically, but it would make it quite obvious that a Huge new power player had entered the mining game….

Allen
Allen
11 months ago

All I’ve read from “Critique of Pure Reason” came from comics.

Rolando
Rolando
11 months ago

Why do most people argue about philosophical matters? That’s right. For smugness and bragging rights. I love this about Ethan. Even when he’s doing an EXTREMELY typical kind of dumb, he makes it sound funny instead of insufferable. Must be because he doesn’t take himself too seriously. Unlike those hordes of people around, that pretend to be debating pros and don’t know what fallacies are. While they keep falling into them. And also acting positively allergic to admitting mistakes. (No, I’m not a debating pro. I’m just above average. And yes, the average is sadly pathetic. And yes, my ego… Read more »

Last edited 11 months ago by Rolando
Rolando
Rolando
11 months ago

The Rolling Stones understood. Hence “You Kant, always get what you want.”

Glen
Glen
11 months ago

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’ ‘Bout the raising of the wrist. SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED… John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away; Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,… Read more »

Mousio
Mousio
11 months ago

Want to make a punny remark about cake, but brain is too busted to try.
Baton pass.

grizz kid
grizz kid
11 months ago
Reply to  Mousio

You are having issues because the cake is a lie.