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The Campaign: Superstition

July 14, 2021 by Tim


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Hunter
Hunter
15 days ago

Mouth dice, nose pencil… What other magical places has 4 stored stuff?

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
15 days ago
Reply to  Hunter

Are you quite sure you want that question answered? Cause I’m not.

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
15 days ago
Reply to  Hunter

Rumor has Four was the last person to see Jimmy Hoffa.

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
14 days ago
Reply to  Jeff CB Jones

She was also hungry that day

lechuckGL
lechuckGL
13 days ago

I am pretty sure you meant that other word that starts with H and ends with Y…as Uncle Roger says: “sorry children”

AMD
AMD
13 days ago
Reply to  lechuckGL

hangry

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
14 days ago
Reply to  Hunter

I think we soon we are going to discover where Atlantis really went, piece by piece, when 4 was really hungry

raven0ak
raven0ak
14 days ago

or other thing starting with h

7eggert
7eggert
14 days ago
Reply to  raven0ak

Hatlantis?

raven0ak
raven0ak
13 days ago
Reply to  7eggert

h…o…r…

Hightecrebel
Hightecrebel
13 days ago
Reply to  raven0ak

Horribly?

Drew
Drew
14 days ago
Reply to  Hunter

It does explain a lot about her behavior…

ArdentSlacker
ArdentSlacker
14 days ago
Reply to  Hunter

Clearly the pencils are turning into dice.

Rufus
Rufus
15 days ago

As Meryl said, women have more hiding places than men, you know.

Killiak
Killiak
15 days ago

It’s all about 1 accepting the dice.

Pajuka
Pajuka
14 days ago
Reply to  Killiak

Which should cause an oscillation of luck as 1 comes to belive it is lucky following a string of lucky rolls and disbelieve its lucky powers as 2 rolls a bunch of garbage.

2 should keep 1 disbelieving the dice’s power by downplaying the good rolls and being humble. Which I mean he should do anyway to be a good player, but now he has selfish motives to do so

ParanoidNutcase
ParanoidNutcase
15 days ago

Sacrifice all your friends upon the night of a full eclipse to the godhand to restore your dice.

Vincent Price
Vincent Price
15 days ago

No, see, that’s how the author dies.

Casi
Casi
14 days ago

I just stick some other dice into the toaster oven, and have the offending dice watch. that way it learns its lesson.

Dr. Synth
Dr. Synth
14 days ago
Reply to  Casi

I know people who have done that.
It works.

Last edited 14 days ago by Dr. Synth
Rolan7
Rolan7
13 days ago

But does that work if they just respawn?

Wiggles
Wiggles
15 days ago

One should always remain humble in the face of victory. Ironic defeats bring joy to the goddesses of Fate and Luck.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
15 days ago

The illusion of invincibility once more destroy other player

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
15 days ago

Hey Tim, just FYI, that screen-covering big AD is back, even in incognito mode.

foducool
foducool
15 days ago

lmao that explains a lot about 4’s mental prowesses
(reference to homer simpson)

Michiel
Michiel
14 days ago

The die is a super prodigy with performance anxiety: https://youtu.be/87F-Ind9BaQ

Muppet
Muppet
14 days ago

“Insert soul” …die prolly

Last edited 14 days ago by Muppet
GUNnibal
GUNnibal
14 days ago

Please tell me I’m not the only one who actually went and checked a few pages back which nostril had been occupied by a pencil before.

Merendel
Merendel
14 days ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

you are not the only one. and I laughed so damn hard at the punchline.

Robert
Robert
14 days ago

I can imagine that they’ve taken his character’s remains in a small paper bag to the local temple, and them saying “I’m sorry, but I don’t think even the big guy is going to be able to do anything with this. What do we look like, miracle workers?”

Chris
Chris
14 days ago

Balance is a Bitch 🙂

Leon
Leon
14 days ago

Like Homer Simpson’s crayon in his brain

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
14 days ago

Reminds me of the life-cycle of the ratchet-screwdriver fruit. Pencil goes in, cocoons, metamorphizes into a D20, leaves to begin a new life. What could be simpler?

Rex Vivat
Rex Vivat
14 days ago

They’re the raw material for the dice. What, did you think matter just appeared?

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
14 days ago
Reply to  Rex Vivat

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

Egasilon
Egasilon
13 days ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

That is alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

Rolan7
Rolan7
13 days ago
Reply to  Egasilon

What I’m hearing is that Four’s (and Two’s) parents are up her nostrils.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
14 days ago

Feast or famine dice: They roll incredibly well or excruciatingly horrid.

alexander haroldsen
alexander haroldsen
14 days ago

Clearly it was powered by 1’s skepticism

HarlequinGnoll
HarlequinGnoll
14 days ago

My advice is to emulate a sense of apathy for each roll.

Duane E Naulls
Duane E Naulls
13 days ago

Like I said, he’s become the B.O.B.

Master of Dice
Master of Dice
13 days ago

This is why you don’t compliment the dice, otherwise, the dice get a big head of themselves. The moment you exclaim, “yeah, it’s a good dice.” The magic is gone.

David K.
David K.
13 days ago

I think the die objected to being used as an excuse to be a jerk and is teaching 2 a lesson about humility. This is an 80’s cartoon right? There has to be a moral lesson at the end?

FTKnight
FTKnight
13 days ago

player 2 started taking the Dice for granted, he stopped respecting the dice, While Player 1 stopped Disrespecting them.

Matthew
Matthew
13 days ago

So…. Four is just a bag of holding in human form?