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The Campaign: Superstition

July 14, 2021 by Tim


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Hunter
Hunter
10 months ago

Mouth dice, nose pencil… What other magical places has 4 stored stuff?

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
10 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

Are you quite sure you want that question answered? Cause I’m not.

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
10 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

Rumor has Four was the last person to see Jimmy Hoffa.

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
10 months ago
Reply to  Jeff CB Jones

She was also hungry that day

lechuckGL
lechuckGL
10 months ago

I am pretty sure you meant that other word that starts with H and ends with Y…as Uncle Roger says: “sorry children”

AMD
AMD
10 months ago
Reply to  lechuckGL

hangry

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
10 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

I think we soon we are going to discover where Atlantis really went, piece by piece, when 4 was really hungry

raven0ak
raven0ak
10 months ago

or other thing starting with h

7eggert
7eggert
10 months ago
Reply to  raven0ak

Hatlantis?

raven0ak
raven0ak
10 months ago
Reply to  7eggert

h…o…r…

Hightecrebel
Hightecrebel
10 months ago
Reply to  raven0ak

Horribly?

Drew
Drew
10 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

It does explain a lot about her behavior…

ArdentSlacker
ArdentSlacker
10 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

Clearly the pencils are turning into dice.

Rufus
Rufus
10 months ago

As Meryl said, women have more hiding places than men, you know.

Killiak
Killiak
10 months ago

It’s all about 1 accepting the dice.

Pajuka
Pajuka
10 months ago
Reply to  Killiak

Which should cause an oscillation of luck as 1 comes to belive it is lucky following a string of lucky rolls and disbelieve its lucky powers as 2 rolls a bunch of garbage.

2 should keep 1 disbelieving the dice’s power by downplaying the good rolls and being humble. Which I mean he should do anyway to be a good player, but now he has selfish motives to do so

ParanoidNutcase
ParanoidNutcase
10 months ago

Sacrifice all your friends upon the night of a full eclipse to the godhand to restore your dice.

Vincent Price
Vincent Price
10 months ago

No, see, that’s how the author dies.

Casi
Casi
10 months ago

I just stick some other dice into the toaster oven, and have the offending dice watch. that way it learns its lesson.

Dr. Synth
Dr. Synth
10 months ago
Reply to  Casi

I know people who have done that.
It works.

Last edited 10 months ago by Dr. Synth
Rolan7
Rolan7
10 months ago

But does that work if they just respawn?

Wiggles
Wiggles
10 months ago

One should always remain humble in the face of victory. Ironic defeats bring joy to the goddesses of Fate and Luck.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
10 months ago

The illusion of invincibility once more destroy other player

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
10 months ago

Hey Tim, just FYI, that screen-covering big AD is back, even in incognito mode.

foducool
foducool
10 months ago

lmao that explains a lot about 4’s mental prowesses
(reference to homer simpson)

Michiel
Michiel
10 months ago

The die is a super prodigy with performance anxiety: https://youtu.be/87F-Ind9BaQ

Muppet
Muppet
10 months ago

“Insert soul” …die prolly

Last edited 10 months ago by Muppet
GUNnibal
GUNnibal
10 months ago

Please tell me I’m not the only one who actually went and checked a few pages back which nostril had been occupied by a pencil before.

Merendel
Merendel
10 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

you are not the only one. and I laughed so damn hard at the punchline.

Robert
Robert
10 months ago

I can imagine that they’ve taken his character’s remains in a small paper bag to the local temple, and them saying “I’m sorry, but I don’t think even the big guy is going to be able to do anything with this. What do we look like, miracle workers?”

Chris
Chris
10 months ago

Balance is a Bitch 🙂

Leon
Leon
10 months ago

Like Homer Simpson’s crayon in his brain

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
10 months ago

Reminds me of the life-cycle of the ratchet-screwdriver fruit. Pencil goes in, cocoons, metamorphizes into a D20, leaves to begin a new life. What could be simpler?

Rex Vivat
Rex Vivat
10 months ago

They’re the raw material for the dice. What, did you think matter just appeared?

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
10 months ago
Reply to  Rex Vivat

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

Egasilon
Egasilon
10 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

That is alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

Rolan7
Rolan7
10 months ago
Reply to  Egasilon

What I’m hearing is that Four’s (and Two’s) parents are up her nostrils.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
10 months ago

Feast or famine dice: They roll incredibly well or excruciatingly horrid.

alexander haroldsen
alexander haroldsen
10 months ago

Clearly it was powered by 1’s skepticism

HarlequinGnoll
HarlequinGnoll
10 months ago

My advice is to emulate a sense of apathy for each roll.

Duane E Naulls
Duane E Naulls
10 months ago

Like I said, he’s become the B.O.B.

Master of Dice
Master of Dice
10 months ago

This is why you don’t compliment the dice, otherwise, the dice get a big head of themselves. The moment you exclaim, “yeah, it’s a good dice.” The magic is gone.

David K.
David K.
10 months ago

I think the die objected to being used as an excuse to be a jerk and is teaching 2 a lesson about humility. This is an 80’s cartoon right? There has to be a moral lesson at the end?

FTKnight
FTKnight
10 months ago

player 2 started taking the Dice for granted, he stopped respecting the dice, While Player 1 stopped Disrespecting them.

Matthew
Matthew
10 months ago

So…. Four is just a bag of holding in human form?