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The Campaign: Superstition

July 14, 2021 by Tim


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Hunter
Hunter
3 months ago

Mouth dice, nose pencil… What other magical places has 4 stored stuff?

GUNnibal
GUNnibal
3 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

Are you quite sure you want that question answered? Cause I’m not.

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
3 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

Rumor has Four was the last person to see Jimmy Hoffa.

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
3 months ago
Reply to  Jeff CB Jones

She was also hungry that day

lechuckGL
lechuckGL
3 months ago

I am pretty sure you meant that other word that starts with H and ends with Y…as Uncle Roger says: “sorry children”

AMD
AMD
3 months ago
Reply to  lechuckGL

hangry

Vicente Sampedro Burgos
Vicente Sampedro Burgos
3 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

I think we soon we are going to discover where Atlantis really went, piece by piece, when 4 was really hungry

raven0ak
raven0ak
3 months ago

or other thing starting with h

7eggert
7eggert
3 months ago
Reply to  raven0ak

Hatlantis?

raven0ak
raven0ak
3 months ago
Reply to  7eggert

h…o…r…

Hightecrebel
Hightecrebel
3 months ago
Reply to  raven0ak

Horribly?

Drew
Drew
3 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

It does explain a lot about her behavior…

ArdentSlacker
ArdentSlacker
3 months ago
Reply to  Hunter

Clearly the pencils are turning into dice.

Rufus
Rufus
3 months ago

As Meryl said, women have more hiding places than men, you know.

Killiak
Killiak
3 months ago

It’s all about 1 accepting the dice.

Pajuka
Pajuka
3 months ago
Reply to  Killiak

Which should cause an oscillation of luck as 1 comes to belive it is lucky following a string of lucky rolls and disbelieve its lucky powers as 2 rolls a bunch of garbage.

2 should keep 1 disbelieving the dice’s power by downplaying the good rolls and being humble. Which I mean he should do anyway to be a good player, but now he has selfish motives to do so

ParanoidNutcase
ParanoidNutcase
3 months ago

Sacrifice all your friends upon the night of a full eclipse to the godhand to restore your dice.

Vincent Price
Vincent Price
3 months ago

No, see, that’s how the author dies.

Casi
Casi
3 months ago

I just stick some other dice into the toaster oven, and have the offending dice watch. that way it learns its lesson.

Dr. Synth
Dr. Synth
3 months ago
Reply to  Casi

I know people who have done that.
It works.

Last edited 3 months ago by Dr. Synth
Rolan7
Rolan7
3 months ago

But does that work if they just respawn?

Wiggles
Wiggles
3 months ago

One should always remain humble in the face of victory. Ironic defeats bring joy to the goddesses of Fate and Luck.

Gonfrask
Gonfrask
3 months ago

The illusion of invincibility once more destroy other player

Jeff CB Jones
Jeff CB Jones
3 months ago

Hey Tim, just FYI, that screen-covering big AD is back, even in incognito mode.

foducool
foducool
3 months ago

lmao that explains a lot about 4’s mental prowesses
(reference to homer simpson)

Michiel
Michiel
3 months ago

The die is a super prodigy with performance anxiety: https://youtu.be/87F-Ind9BaQ

Muppet
Muppet
3 months ago

“Insert soul” …die prolly

Last edited 3 months ago by Muppet
GUNnibal
GUNnibal
3 months ago

Please tell me I’m not the only one who actually went and checked a few pages back which nostril had been occupied by a pencil before.

Merendel
Merendel
3 months ago
Reply to  GUNnibal

you are not the only one. and I laughed so damn hard at the punchline.

Robert
Robert
3 months ago

I can imagine that they’ve taken his character’s remains in a small paper bag to the local temple, and them saying “I’m sorry, but I don’t think even the big guy is going to be able to do anything with this. What do we look like, miracle workers?”

Chris
Chris
3 months ago

Balance is a Bitch 🙂

Leon
Leon
3 months ago

Like Homer Simpson’s crayon in his brain

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 months ago

Reminds me of the life-cycle of the ratchet-screwdriver fruit. Pencil goes in, cocoons, metamorphizes into a D20, leaves to begin a new life. What could be simpler?

Rex Vivat
Rex Vivat
3 months ago

They’re the raw material for the dice. What, did you think matter just appeared?

Eldest Gruff
Eldest Gruff
3 months ago
Reply to  Rex Vivat

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.

Egasilon
Egasilon
3 months ago
Reply to  Eldest Gruff

That is alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

Rolan7
Rolan7
3 months ago
Reply to  Egasilon

What I’m hearing is that Four’s (and Two’s) parents are up her nostrils.

Crestlinger
Crestlinger
3 months ago

Feast or famine dice: They roll incredibly well or excruciatingly horrid.

alexander haroldsen
alexander haroldsen
3 months ago

Clearly it was powered by 1’s skepticism

HarlequinGnoll
HarlequinGnoll
3 months ago

My advice is to emulate a sense of apathy for each roll.

Duane E Naulls
Duane E Naulls
3 months ago

Like I said, he’s become the B.O.B.

Master of Dice
Master of Dice
3 months ago

This is why you don’t compliment the dice, otherwise, the dice get a big head of themselves. The moment you exclaim, “yeah, it’s a good dice.” The magic is gone.

David K.
David K.
3 months ago

I think the die objected to being used as an excuse to be a jerk and is teaching 2 a lesson about humility. This is an 80’s cartoon right? There has to be a moral lesson at the end?

FTKnight
FTKnight
3 months ago

player 2 started taking the Dice for granted, he stopped respecting the dice, While Player 1 stopped Disrespecting them.

Matthew
Matthew
3 months ago

So…. Four is just a bag of holding in human form?