Sorry about the downtime, folks. We’re back in action. Oh, and nice try, “Buckley”. But the site’s in my name now, so there’s not a lot you can do about it. Doesn’t matter how longish or brownish your hair is.

I knew it! I knew you couldn’t be trusted! Leave it to you to take advantage of someone when they’re off in another country on business. As if tolerating the ZeStuff staff wasn’t hard enough, I get to the airport to try and take an early flight home and I pull out my laptop and […]

EVERYTHING AFTER THIS TEXT IS A JOKE. TIM AND I HAVE TALKED ABOUT FAKING A RIVALRY FOR MONTHS. WE’RE INTERWEB CELEBRITIES, PLAYING WITH YOUR EMOTIONS IS WHAT WE DO FOR FUN. “What happened to CAD?” you’re asking? Brian fucking Clevinger happened. And this is only the beginning. As those of you who have attended recent […]

When: Tuesday, September 20th. 7pm-8:30pm Where: 1701 Fleetwood Laval, QC H7N4B2 That’s the ZeStuff warehouse. It should be fairly easy to spot us. Maybe there will be signage of some sort. You can also buy merchandise while you’re there, so know what size/designs you want before you show up. They’ll be doing special rates for […]

Avast, I’m transmitting to you from somewhere in the Canadian wilderness. It’s a million below zero up here, and we’ve run out of moose to eat, so I’ve had to start eating my expedition team. Pepe went first, and he was mighty tender. Luckily, our igloo has free broadband internet, so that I may post […]

Ok, here’s the skinny. Next week I’ll be in Canada signing all of the books that need to be shipped out. We figured we’d take a break and do a little fan gathering, since last time it went pretty well. When: Tuesday, September 20th. 7pm-8:30pm Where: 1701 Fleetwood Laval, QC H7N4B2 That’s the ZeStuff warehouse. […]

There was this show on TV when I was a kid… I’m not entirely positive on the name, but I’m willing to guess it was something like “Out of this World”. The premise was that this girl’s father was an alien from another planet, and by touching the tips of her index fingers together, she […]

I can’t see ever using it with a straight face.

Pick up the October issue of CPU magazine, and you’ll find Ctrl+Alt+Del used in an article about Konfabulator. I thought that was pretty neat.

It’s true, I think. I mean, don’t get me wrong here. From a business aspect, I can completely understand the two-system approach from Microsoft’s standpoint. To quote an article on the subject, “it’s not a one-size-fits-all world”. Four hundred dollars is pretty steep for a new console system. I believe the most I’ve payed was […]

The google ads at the bottom of the page display advertisements relevant to what is being talking about in the newsposts. They are random, and not hand chosen. When I mentioned I was sick, it displayed ads for medicine. When I talk about World of Warcraft, it displays ads to buy in-game gold and items. […]

ZeAds, the agency which handles advertising campaigns for Ctrl+Alt+Del, 8-Bit Theater, and VG Cats, is now hiring for a sales position. You can find the information here. Serious, qualified individuals only!

If there was anything missing from my PSP, it was the ability to take my carjacking, drive-by shooting, prostitute propositioning, hot coffee loving adventures on the road. It’s missing no more. I’ve heard that the television show Lost is now out on DVD, so I’ll be picking that up. I’ve heard good things about Lost, […]

Why is everyone acting like the Indigo Prophecy demo was just released? That demo came out six weeks ago.

The books are on their way. They will begin shipping next week. I will be flying up to the ZeStuff offices in Canada where I will spend an unknown amount of time signing all of the books that need to be signed, while the ZeStuff staff rushes to get them packaged and shipped. I know […]

Whoa. I keep forgetting about your ability to flood a mailbox. I think I’m all set now. Thanks for your help! I’ll be emailing some of you back with details. I need some help from the audience. I have a job that needs doing. Multiple openings. I require people that can translate english into: Spanish […]